House Recap: "Both Sides Now"

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LAME!!!!!

We love House, and we can appreciate what the show was trying to accomplish in its season-ending storyline. But it's never fair to blatantly trick viewers by showing them important scenes one week, and then informing us the following week that they never took place.

It's cheap, lazy writing.

What on earth are we talking about? Read a recap of the season finale, "Both Sides Now," to find out.

Foreman and Patient

We gotta at least give props to a few great House quotes from the episode, especially anything said between Wilson and House. Check then out below:

House: Admit it--you're curious why I want to make her angry.
Dr. Wilson: I'm sure it's convoluted, wrong, and stupid. | permalink
Dr. Wilson: How's the pain?
House: She's probably got some bruising.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah, I get it. You're a stud. | permalink
House: I slept with Cuddy. After she helped me detox from Vicodin. I've been clean for almost 24 hours now. (Wilson stares) Okay. Thought I'd mention it.
Dr. Wilson: Wow. Wow! One for each.
House: That's what she said. Ha. | permalink
Dr. Wilson: The other wow. You were sober. She was sober.
House: Clean and sober and hot.
Dr. Wilson: Wow! This is fantastic. How are you gonna screw it up? | permalink

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