Two and a Half Men Season Finale Recap: "Baseball with Better Steroids"

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Last night was the Two and a Half Men season six finale and boy did the show go out with a bang.  The episode opened with Alan running into Charlie's ex, Mia, at the coffee shop and the drama didn't end there.

Judith came over to pick up Jake when her water broke.  In typical Two and a Half Men fashion, somehow Alan and Charlie ended up going with them to the hospital and Charlie even ended up being Judith's breathing coach.

Charlie Coaches Judith

Find out how this quality season finale ended in our "Baseball with Better Steroids" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Two and a Half Men quotes from the epiosde:

Charlie: Alan, smack your kid for me
Alan: Should we really risk more brain damage?
Jake: Thanks for sticking up for me | permalink
Herb: Slipping in Judith's amniotic fluids. This will be funny one day
Charlie: It's pretty funny right now, Herb | permalink
Chelsea: So you could see yourself having kids one day?
Charlie: I don't see why not. It turns out I like babies and, as you know, I'm a long time fan of intercourse | permalink
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.