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Meredith: I can't do it in front of the ducky's!
June 8th, 2009 5:39 PM
Izzie: It's a dog, okay?! Quit with the flash cards. And why are you smiling that big anyway?
Meredith: I have a feeling...
Izzie: Feeling? Like bomb feeling?
Meredith: Kind of. Much smaller.
Izzie: What?
Meredith: That you're gonna die, and I'll be the star of the show again. I like the feeling. And I like the dog too.
June 8th, 2009 2:31 AM
Meredith: Ok, Izzie, can you tell me what this picture is?
Izzie: Umm.....(gasps) .... You're pregnant? Congratulations! I knew you and Derek would finally have a baby together!!
Meredith: Izzie, me and Derek broke up weeks ago. Don't you remember that?
Izzie: OMG, how many men in the world can have hair THAT perfect??
June 7th, 2009 10:33 PM
Meredith: "Ok Izzy, this is a standard test--- I show you an image and you tell me what it reminds you of, ok?"
Izzy: "Ok"
Meredith: "Here goes: what does this remind you of?"
Izzy: " A giant black ink blot?"
Meredith: (thinking) "You're SO screwed..."
June 7th, 2009 10:10 PM
Izzie: Nice pic of Derek...since when did he take up the hippie hairstyle?
June 7th, 2009 10:08 PM
Mer: Izzie, can you tell me what this is?
Izzie: Mer, that's disgusting...I told you that you needed to invest in some Nair to take care of that bikini line.
June 7th, 2009 10:07 PM
Mer: Okay Iz, I need you to tell me what this is...
Izzie: That's easy, it's the chief's toupee!
June 7th, 2009 8:30 PM
Meredith: Iz can you tell what this picture remain you?
Izzie: you don´t want to hear it. Something that you, George and I have Shared.
June 7th, 2009 4:39 PM
Izzie: I asked for porn! Not bloody George!
June 7th, 2009 1:08 PM
Mer: unfortunately george was in a horrible accident and his face has been horribly mutilated. So Mark analyzed the extent of his injuries to come up with reconstructed options. This is my fav, isn't George gonna be cute? (mumble like) Not like he is now,... but look at this new one, its adorable!
June 7th, 2009 11:23 AM
Ellen: So, we are thinking of using this guy to replace TR as George for next season, what do you think? Striking resemblance, isn't it?
June 7th, 2009 9:53 AM
Izzie: Hey look! It's George!
Meredith: No, Izzie. That's going to be my new hair cut! Do you like it?
June 7th, 2009 5:41 AM
Meredith: C'mon iz! If you can't name this you'll be kicked out from the show!
Izzie: I'm trying here, okay?
June 6th, 2009 10:25 PM
Meredith : Its not a dog?
Izzie : No! It's another hyena escaped from the zoo dressed in dog clothing!
June 6th, 2009 10:24 PM
Izzie: That is SOOOOO not the new face I want Sloan to give me. Seriously, he gave Jane Doe way better choices...
June 6th, 2009 10:12 PM
izzie-(singing to the tune im a little teapot) im a little scottie short and black. here is my nose and here is tail. when i pee on your bed, get all mad. give me to derek and kick me out
meredith- you forgot the part about the mounting from behind and the bone cancer, must've been the tumor
izzie- oh, i didn't forget. that part's in the club remix.
June 6th, 2009 9:04 PM
Meredith: Ok, now for the moment of truth. It's a....
Both together: DOG?!
June 6th, 2009 8:45 PM
Meredith: This is so like Eternal Sunshine.
Izzie: Yeah, and you're hotter than Mark Ruffalo.
Meredith: Izzie, you are straight! Don't you remember?
Izzie: Seriously? My brain sucks!
June 6th, 2009 8:23 PM
Meredith: Can you tell me what this is?
Izzie: It's a dog, Mer. I'm not stupid, I just have tumor in my brain.
Meredith: (grin devilishly) I know, I planted it in you.
[commercial break]
June 6th, 2009 7:47 PM
This is my new dog, Doc Jr. He'll take your room when you're dead.
(dammit! worst typo ever!!!!)
June 6th, 2009 7:45 PM
This is my new god, Doc Jr. He'll take your room when you're dead.
June 6th, 2009 7:16 PM
Hahaha, Mcanna's comment needs to win! *cracks up* :)
June 6th, 2009 5:38 PM
Mredith, laughing: No Izzie, this isn't Derek, this is a DOG
June 6th, 2009 3:39 PM
Mcanna hit it out of the park with her comment!
June 6th, 2009 3:24 PM
Izzie: Mer, you look pregnant!
Meredith: Look at the dog, Izzie. Im getting paid to make sure you don't know.
June 6th, 2009 3:22 PM
Izzie: Derek...Shephard...
Meredith: No, try again,
Izzie: Mark...Sloan...
Meredith: Once more. Now, concentrate!
Izzie: George...back...in...season...one
Meredith: Correct!