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Meredith: I can't do it in front of the ducky's!
June 29th, 2009 11:30 AM
Chief: derek, are you sure you want to insure your hair?
Derek; yes! If anything happens to my hair...
Meredith: ... I'm leaving you
June 29th, 2009 11:26 AM
Chief: You can't see the blood, can you?
June 29th, 2009 11:23 AM
Chief: It goes 'One and a two and a three macarena'...
June 29th, 2009 7:15 AM
Chief " It's a frightening combination, the squiffy hair, the man of the mountain beard look doesn't quite go with the suit. Hey that suit gets a lot of action doesn't it,especially in the on call room"
June 29th, 2009 7:13 AM
Chief: "Okay one more time... left hand clap... right hand clap."
June 29th, 2009 5:50 AM
Chief: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! (CLAP CLAP)
June 29th, 2009 5:01 AM
Chief : So, Ummm.. How to get your hair look? It's like a girls' magnet, seriously
Even there's a page in facebook about your gorgeous hair
*whispering* I clicked 'become fans' by the way..
Derek : I know it is, that's why LoReal asked me to do the hair product ads, The first thing to get this hair look is: grow your hair first, chief
.Chief left. Derek staring at Mer
Mer : The fan page in facebook, Sloan made it
June 28th, 2009 8:55 PM
Chief: Derek, I know you love Meredith but she is MY daughter. Her mother is gone and Thatch is, well Thatch so that leaves me to protect Meredith. So, the bottom line is, you mess with her...you mess with me and I AM your boss!!!!
June 28th, 2009 8:42 PM
Chief: I know its a shock to find out im ur father
Derek: Does this mean im related to Meredith?
June 28th, 2009 7:18 PM
Epril, yours rock:
Chief: So you've killed a few folks...just try #6 & #14, with a side of #11 and that'll cheer you up.
Chief: Now Derek, we are all upset about Michael Jackson, but you have got to snap out of it!
June 28th, 2009 5:39 PM
April is freakin dead on! Hope she wins!
June 28th, 2009 4:44 PM
Chief: Derek, for the last time... I'm sorry! I didn't mean to use that 'Shiny Hair' shampoo, it's just... God, it really makes them shine!
Derek: Hey, Dude, hey! That's my Shiny hair shampoo. My hair is shining. Yours aren't. I am the cool one. Me, dude. Not you. My shampoo. Just keep doing your job, man. My hair will shine for yours.
June 28th, 2009 3:54 PM
Derek, you need to shave, otherwise I won't guide meredith to the correct elevator.
June 28th, 2009 3:13 PM
Chief: The rules are set Derek, NO dating the interns, residents or attendings!
Derek: Richard...
Chief: Derek. I am the Chief of Surgery. I make the rules around here. Meredith is like a daughter to me.
Derek: You had an affair with her mother...!
June 28th, 2009 3:10 PM
When Izzie killed Denny, I don't have any cardiothorasic surgeon or keep any attending, and number 12 happened, my problem was this big. Now George is dying, Miranda's considering Broadway, and you're growing facial hair... Imagine how big my problem is!
June 28th, 2009 1:13 PM
Chief: ok, i'll explain this once more...Big fish, little fish...CARDBOARD BOX!
Derek: What's with the cardboard box?
June 28th, 2009 1:01 PM
Chief: Derek, I'm warning you... I don't want any of my junior residents to get pregnant.
Derek: Umm...Chief, I'm afraid it's too late. Meredith is already pregnant.
June 28th, 2009 12:33 PM
"David" and "Kelly" yours are hilarious!! :) :D
June 28th, 2009 12:20 PM
Chief: I'm only telling you this one more time: tell me what hair product you use, or you'll get fired...
June 28th, 2009 11:07 AM
Chief: And this is how many anti-depressants Rose took per minute after she left.
June 28th, 2009 10:40 AM
Chief: Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in speciality, make sure Meredith gets in the right elevator, not fire you every five minutes, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.
June 28th, 2009 10:37 AM
Richard: Derek..
Derek: Richard, I've already told you, I'm not shaving.
Meredith: Um, please?
June 28th, 2009 10:35 AM
Derek: No!
Chief: But-
Derek: I AM McDreamy! Mark is McSlut! Owen is McHottie! Don't take those!
Chief: Fine, I shotgun McRockStar!
Meredith: Sorry, Alex got that. And I'm McDarkAndTwisty Oh, and Izzie got McPornStar.
Chief: Damn! McStubbly then!
Meredith: *Points to Derek* Sorry...
June 28th, 2009 10:31 AM
Chief: You know, I thought I'd be McStubbly, but then...
June 28th, 2009 5:11 AM
Chief: NO! I will not reimburse you for the wedding!