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Meredith: I can't do it in front of the ducky's!
June 28th, 2009 5:09 AM
Thanks MrsPattinsonDiggoryCullen!
(that took a while to type...)
June 28th, 2009 4:52 AM
Chief: Please! Don't leave!
Derek: Why not? Why should I stay!
Chief: Because all your hair gel is here!
June 28th, 2009 12:07 AM
Richard: I told you derek you cant fit a square peg in the circle, I thought you went to medical school.
Derek: You didn't tell me it was going to be this difficult.
June 27th, 2009 11:19 PM
Chief: Now that we lose george, we have to work extra time to cover his shift
Derek: When will I have time to shave my own beard?
June 27th, 2009 9:22 PM
My favorites:
April:
Chief: Now Derek, we are all upset about Michael Jackson, but you have got to snap out of it!
Cazdamonkey Says:
June 26th, 2009 5:08 PM
Chief: Get it through your skull.. YOU.DID.NOT.KILL.MICHEAL.JACKSON.OR.GEORGE.
Laniecroft Says:
June 26th, 2009 5:51 PM
Richard: No!
Derek: But ...!
Richard: No! For the last time, Shepherd, you will not get a lab coat with "McDreamy" on it!!
Cazdamonkey Says:
June 27th, 2009 1:10 PM
Chief: NO! You can NOT be dark Denny for halloween!
Cazdamonkey Says:
June 27th, 2009 6:01 AM
Meredith: Guys... We found George! Hes alive! And Izzie dosent have cancer, and I'm pregnant!
Chief: MY hair is better!
Derek: Do you have a McTitle?
June 27th, 2009 7:18 PM
Cheif:Ms.Mary Mack
Derek:Seriously
Merdith:Cheif,you might have stole my mother from my father but you won't steal my mary mack partner.
June 27th, 2009 7:13 PM
Richard: Shepherd, just because the hair on the top of your head always looks perfect, doesn't mean the hair on your face is going to. You need to shave, shower, and come back to work.
Derek: First of all, I like my beard. Second of all, I'll shower when I wanna shower. And third of all, you think I'm gonna come back to work after you just insulted me. Think agian. BYE RICHARD!
June 27th, 2009 7:11 PM
derrick i'll only ask you this once.. give me a mctitle or no er time!
June 27th, 2009 7:04 PM
derrick your test results came back...
its herpes.
June 27th, 2009 5:42 PM
Chief: I'm just sayin' (sings)"If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it"
Derek: I tried, in fact I thought I did put a ring on it...her I mean.
Meredith (thinking): Oh crap, I thought the chief could keep his mouth shut!
June 27th, 2009 4:06 PM
Chief: Just don't forget to lock the door, Derek! There's no need for the whole hospital to know about Meredith's sexy tattoo of me on her back. What happened between us can't leak out.
A nurse who walks by (thinking): Too late for that...
June 27th, 2009 3:15 PM
Derek: What are you trying to say?
Chief: I think I have Alzheimer's
Meredith: Karma rocks!
June 27th, 2009 1:55 PM
chief- did you put that bomb in that man's body cavity
derek- no, why
chief- well that beard makes you look like you joined some bomber group who spends their weekends killing innocent women
derek- i don't kill women
chief- then what was that thing with the pregnant lady with an aneryeusm
meredith- and why did the death-row guy say that you were so much like him
derek- i don't know. hey im innocent i didn't do anything, but if you want to get mad at someone, yell at owen, he's the one who choked his girlfriend
June 27th, 2009 1:24 PM
chief- how many times to i have to say this Derek
meredith- what did he do now
chief- he refuses to operate just because a hair fell out and it happened to be grey
Derek- it makes a difference
meredith- no it doesn't, look at the chief, he's basically bald and he operates just fine
chief- just fine. im not just fine. am i
meredith-(thinking) these pathetic men need to get a life they worry about every little thing.
christina walks by and says- there's something in your hair
meredith- where, what is it, help me get it out
June 27th, 2009 1:10 PM
Chief: NO! You can NOT be dark Denny for halloween!
June 27th, 2009 9:27 AM
Chief "I feel like you and I are before and after pictures"
Derek "You mean before and after hot sex?"
June 27th, 2009 9:21 AM
Chief"Have you been dragged through a hedge backwards recently Derek? I know you and Mer have a great sex life,but I would expect you to remove all the evidence that you've been busy with Meredith"
June 27th, 2009 8:25 AM
Derek- Sorry to rush you chief but could you hurry our
little conversation up Meredith is walking towards us and me and her have got to go be naughty doctors in the on call room
Chief- Derek quit saying that and act professional your starting to sound like Sloan all about the sex jesus what is this world coming to you better watch it otherwise your new nickname will be Manwhore instead of Mcdreamy
Derek- I can't help it if Meredith turns me on and our sex
is amazing it's like i'm addicted to it i crave want need it
Chief- Alright fine carry on but please tell Meredith to moan sliently we don't want to disturb the patients or the staff
Derek- This hospital is disturbed enough
June 27th, 2009 7:03 AM
Chief: Please Derek, I'm begging you!
Derek: Mark's the plastic surgeon, not me. If you want to look like Michael Jackson, go see him.
June 27th, 2009 7:02 AM
Derek: Meredith just asked me to tell you that she hates you and wants you to leave her alone.
June 27th, 2009 6:43 AM
Chief: derek, pay attention! I'm trying to teach you how to
Do a grand proposal!
Derek: for the last time, I do not own a field of flowers where I can do a naked proposal!!!!
June 27th, 2009 6:04 AM
Derek: I will NOT, and I mean NOT change you into a wacko!
Chief: But I want to be the next Micheal Jackson!!!
June 27th, 2009 6:02 AM
Chief: McAwesome? McStubbly? McChief? McBigHead?
June 27th, 2009 6:01 AM
Meredith: Guys... We found George! Hes alive! And Izzie dosent have cancer, and I'm pregnant!
Chief: MY hair is better!
Derek: Do you have a McTitle?
June 27th, 2009 5:59 AM
Chief: Look, Derek... Denny looks better with the dark look!