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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXIV Comments (Page 5)

124 Comments

  1. AiLing

    Chief: Derek, I need to tell you something. I am in fact Meredith's father. Which makes you my future son in law.

  2. Jade

    chief: Derek I told you...
    derek; what? are you gonna fire me if i don't shave my beard?
    chief: no... i told you that i borrowed your razor

  3. David

    Derek: Richard, I can't go back to work.
    Chief: I'll pay for the wedding.
    Derek: Not even for...
    Meredith: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. David

    Chief: Either I have another brain tumor, or there's a ferret growing on your face.

  5. marriedmymcdreamy

    Derek: For the last time, NO!

    Chief: Come on, please teach me to moonwalk!?

  6. shred

    Chief: For the sake that's all good and holy, don't go blonde.

  7. biophysiks

    But Derek, one in four surgeons prefer JavaJitters Coffee.

  8. Izzie

    Chief: ...And this is a tryangle
    Derek ....And that is todays lesson of life.. squares are squares and tryangles are tryangles??

  9. Izzie

    chief: Derek Im pregnant
    Derek: I love you chief
    Merideth : what??!!!???

  10. Izzie

    chief: I told you that when toy propose shave your berd!
    derek: but I love my berd

  11. marriedmymcdreamy

    Chief: I'm sure she's really great, Derek. But...Pick me. Choose Me. Love Me.

  12. gulza23

    Chief: Derek this is no way for our top surgeon to be coming to work. We need a razor and some of the finest hair products STAT!

  13. breakmeout93

    Chief: Come on Derek! Really? With 2 million dollars a year, you couldn't splurge for a shave and a haircut? It's only two bits!

  14. marriedmymcdreamy

    Chief: So then you mix it, and you pat it, and you mark it with a B, put it in the oven for baby and me

    Derek: Why are you trying to play pat-a-cake with me?

    Meredith: (thinking) I guess I have to find a new way to tell him I'm pregnant...

  15. caimstery

    Richard: Derek, I told already I am sorry for using your specially formulated shampoo. Our bottles were beside each other and they are the same colour. You don't have to go all grizzly man on me.
    Meredith: *thinking* Wait until Derek find's out that I have been using his razor.

  16. Laniecroft

    Richard: No!
    Derek: But ...!
    Richard: No! For the last time, Shepherd, you will not get a lab coat with "McDreamy" on it!!

  17. Ballymoreman

    I told her not to worry Derek, after all, golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them!

  18. Cazdamonkey

    Derek: My OR, my rules.
    Chief: But I can still overrule you when you do Meredith on the table!

  19. Cazdamonkey

    Chief: Get it through your skull.. YOU.DID.NOT.KILL.MICHEAL.JACKSON.OR.GEORGE.

  20. Cazdamonkey

    Chief: First the on-call room, then the ER, then the OR, then the MRI, then the steam vents... stop playing with your hair!

  21. Cazdamonkey

    Guy in background: Hello, stop arguing about hair - my brains bleeding here...

  22. McDreamyLover18

    Chief: Listen Derek, ou really have to shhave that beard because you know meredith is not gonna want to kiss you and u are scaring the patients away u really should shave it off!
    Derek: naah i m goood i m going for a new look,yo!
    Meredith: i am soo confused?

  23. gin810

    Chief: OK, you win.......I'll pay for the shave and haircut; you come back to work. Done!

  24. jenny1

    Chief: Derek, please don't take this the wrong way, but no one wants to face your facial hair.

  25. Marie25

    Lets start with something simple......If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.......


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