Better Off Ted Recap: "Truth and Consequence"

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On last night's Better Off Ted, Veridian Dynamics finally got what was coming to it when it got a lawsuit for yet another one of its shoddily tested products.

Dr. Bamba Confesses

What resulted from dispositions from each of the employees was a breach in trust.  Find out what happened between Ted and Linda and to our favorite scientists Phil and Lem in our "Trust and Consquence" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Better Off Ted quotes from the episode.

Veronica: Remember that perfume your team developed about a year ago? In 3 out of 5,000 women, it reacts with their body chemistry and attracts hornets who want to mate with them.
Ted: And when the hornets realize they've been deceived, do they just laugh it off?
Veronica: If by "laugh" you mean sting over and over again in endless waves of fury, then yes, they have a wonderful sense of humor | permalink
Lem: MIT was the best: the academic clubs, the dorms, the guys, the girl. | permalink
Veronica: We can't let the CEO take the blame, and you're the one who blabbed.
Linda: But I'm the only one who did the right thing.
Veronica: Well, you know what we call that? Irony | permalink

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Better Off Ted Quotes

Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.

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