True Blood

As loyal True Blood viewers know, Tara has a new boyfriend.

Played by Mechad Brooks, this character's unusual name is Eggs Benedict Talley. But is he too good to be true? In a nutshell: yes.

As Rutina Wesley (Tara) told TV Guide Magazine, her new man has a secret. It's old, it's dark and it will soon be revealed.

"I'm curious to know if it freaks her out,” Wesley said to columnist William Keck. “With everything else going on in Louisiana, she'll probably be like, 'I like you, whatever...'"

Tara and Eggs: Not sitting in a tree, but still k-i-s-s-i-n-g!