Dan: Wow Chuck, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chuck: You're just jealous that you can't get away with tight yellow pants
SwedishBitch Rank: New User
July 17th, 2009 9:38 AM
"Three words, eight letters, say them and I'm yours"
shadow243 Rank: Guest Star
July 17th, 2009 9:37 AM
Dan: I need advice on...you know, woman.
Chuck: I don't care, Humphrey. Just give whoever it is a gift; women love gifts, espscially from me.
Dan: Chuck, chlamydia is not a gift.
Dan: (Checks Chuck out) Woah, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Chuck: You know, at least I woke up naked with a girl next to me where as you, my friend (places his hand on Dan's shoulder) woke up next to, may I dare say, your cabbage patch kid?
juls
July 17th, 2009 9:33 AM
Chuck (thinking) - yes i will give you an intense stare and maybe you won't noticve my Willy Wonka Ensemble.
Dan (thinking) - I am so noticing that Willy Wonka Ensemble.
DrIzumoZorc
July 17th, 2009 9:07 AM
Dan: it's a good thing you're rich, because it sure isn't your fashion sense that gets all the girls.
Chuck:is that why you don't have a girlfriend?
Katrina
July 17th, 2009 9:05 AM
Chuck: So you are gay?
Dan: Yes, I am...
Chuck: The door's open, the bed's unfixed, you know what we should do?
Dan: I think I know.
MissB_
July 17th, 2009 9:00 AM
Dan: *checking Chuck out* This is hopeless I want to say something snappy but the colours confuse me.
Chuck: How did you think I got all those girls.
Dan: Cause... you're Chuck Bass?
Chuck: O yeah you're right, forget what I said.
Deli_BV
July 17th, 2009 8:37 AM
Dan: So Chuck, is this a part of Bart`s will?
Chuck: What are you talking about?
Dan: You know, eternal punishment for your years of drinking and womanizing.
Chuck: Please, don`t tell anyone.
Dan: Purple and Yellow? really?
Chuck: Dude I’ve screwed you’re best friend, you’re sister, nearly your girlfriend and you’re girlfriends best friend and countless other’s. It’s clearly working.
sally13_
July 17th, 2009 8:24 AM
Dan:Now why didn't I think to wear yellow pants and purple cardigan?
Chuck: Because your not Chuck Bass
Coco
July 17th, 2009 8:23 AM
Chuck: Humphrey, it's too much that you are from Brooklyn, but letting you pass through in that dreadful brown jacket would be overkill.
shadow243 Rank: Guest Star
July 17th, 2009 8:22 AM
Dan: So room 1812-
Chuck: Beat it Brooklyn, this is where the big boys play.
shadow243 Rank: Guest Star
July 17th, 2009 8:17 AM
Dan: So $100 is the going rate?
Chuck: Yeah, but get in before someone sees you. I don't want my reputation to be sullied.
Dan: I think the only thing sullied would be your sheets.
shadow243 Rank: Guest Star
July 17th, 2009 8:05 AM
Chuck: It's your walk of shame Humphrey...enjoy it. I for one will; having you voted off has made my day.
Peace/Love/GG
July 17th, 2009 8:03 AM
Dan: WTF?
Chuck: Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet!
Dan: Huh?
Chuck: I tap dance.
Darius
July 17th, 2009 8:01 AM
Dan: A big head doesn't stop your thoughts from escaping. Two words, conditioner.
Westwick!!
July 17th, 2009 7:59 AM
Chuck: Humphrey, Humphrey, Humphrey. You say that like purple is a bad thing!
seanpaul
July 17th, 2009 7:59 AM
Chuck: " You're jelous of my yellow jeans, arn't ya!
Blair: You say I always bet against you. Not this time. I'm all in.
July 17th, 2009 9:43 AM
Dan: Wow Chuck, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chuck: You're just jealous that you can't get away with tight yellow pants
Rank: New User
July 17th, 2009 9:38 AM
"Three words, eight letters, say them and I'm yours"
Rank: Guest Star
July 17th, 2009 9:37 AM
Dan: I need advice on...you know, woman.
Chuck: I don't care, Humphrey. Just give whoever it is a gift; women love gifts, espscially from me.
Dan: Chuck, chlamydia is not a gift.
Rank: New User
July 17th, 2009 9:34 AM
Dan: (Checks Chuck out) Woah, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Chuck: You know, at least I woke up naked with a girl next to me where as you, my friend (places his hand on Dan's shoulder) woke up next to, may I dare say, your cabbage patch kid?
July 17th, 2009 9:33 AM
Chuck (thinking) - yes i will give you an intense stare and maybe you won't noticve my Willy Wonka Ensemble.
Dan (thinking) - I am so noticing that Willy Wonka Ensemble.
July 17th, 2009 9:07 AM
Dan: it's a good thing you're rich, because it sure isn't your fashion sense that gets all the girls.
Chuck:is that why you don't have a girlfriend?
July 17th, 2009 9:05 AM
Chuck: So you are gay?
Dan: Yes, I am...
Chuck: The door's open, the bed's unfixed, you know what we should do?
Dan: I think I know.
July 17th, 2009 9:00 AM
Dan: *checking Chuck out* This is hopeless I want to say something snappy but the colours confuse me.
Chuck: How did you think I got all those girls.
Dan: Cause... you're Chuck Bass?
Chuck: O yeah you're right, forget what I said.
July 17th, 2009 8:37 AM
Dan: So Chuck, is this a part of Bart`s will?
Chuck: What are you talking about?
Dan: You know, eternal punishment for your years of drinking and womanizing.
Chuck: Please, don`t tell anyone.
Rank: New User
July 17th, 2009 8:34 AM
Chuck: i don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's goin' to cost you a whole hundred
Rank: Extra
July 17th, 2009 8:27 AM
Dan: Purple and Yellow? really?
Chuck: Dude I’ve screwed you’re best friend, you’re sister, nearly your girlfriend and you’re girlfriends best friend and countless other’s. It’s clearly working.
July 17th, 2009 8:24 AM
Dan:Now why didn't I think to wear yellow pants and purple cardigan?
Chuck: Because your not Chuck Bass
July 17th, 2009 8:23 AM
Chuck: Humphrey, it's too much that you are from Brooklyn, but letting you pass through in that dreadful brown jacket would be overkill.
Rank: Guest Star
July 17th, 2009 8:22 AM
Dan: So room 1812-
Chuck: Beat it Brooklyn, this is where the big boys play.
Rank: Guest Star
July 17th, 2009 8:17 AM
Dan: So $100 is the going rate?
Chuck: Yeah, but get in before someone sees you. I don't want my reputation to be sullied.
Dan: I think the only thing sullied would be your sheets.
Rank: Guest Star
July 17th, 2009 8:05 AM
Chuck: It's your walk of shame Humphrey...enjoy it. I for one will; having you voted off has made my day.
July 17th, 2009 8:03 AM
Dan: WTF?
Chuck: Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet!
Dan: Huh?
Chuck: I tap dance.
July 17th, 2009 8:01 AM
Dan: A big head doesn't stop your thoughts from escaping. Two words, conditioner.
July 17th, 2009 7:59 AM
Chuck: Humphrey, Humphrey, Humphrey. You say that like purple is a bad thing!
July 17th, 2009 7:59 AM
Chuck: " You're jelous of my yellow jeans, arn't ya!
haha:P my first attempt at a caption
Rank: Extra
July 17th, 2009 7:58 AM
Chuck: So, are you ready for your Mother Chucker?