Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61

149 Comments

1. lovetobe Says:
   July 30th, 2009 5:50 PM
   

   S: Dan, this doesn't feel right.
   D: What doesn't feel right?
   S: I feel like I'm about to get married again.

2. Wonderment Says:
   July 30th, 2009 1:39 AM
   

   D- Wow. It's so...
   S- Beautiful?
   D- YES! Beautiful and breathtaking and awe-inspiring and heavenly and-
   S- -Yes well when you've walked in on Blair and Chuck making love as many times as I have it just becomes genius, thought provoking and inspired.
   D- Wow. *single tear falls from his eye* Can we please stay and watch just a little while longer?

3. Wonderment Says:
   July 30th, 2009 12:24 AM
   

   *Dan and Serena walk in*
   Dan- OH MY GOD! Wow, that is definitely our parents naked on the floor together...
   Serena- Oh man, so much skin, eyes burning... Yet can't look away.
   Dan- Hey, do you think that might be us in 20 years?
   Serena- No way. Rufus' booty is much hairier than yours.

4. shadow243 Says:
   July 29th, 2009 7:15 PM
   

   Thanks, too, Blair&Nate :D

5. MissyB_ Says:
   July 29th, 2009 6:38 PM
   

   Thanks Blair&Nate :)

6. Blair&Nate Says:
   July 29th, 2009 4:44 PM
   

   shadow243, your last one was pretty funny.
   and Missy B, yours was pretty funny too :)

7. shadow243 Says:
   July 29th, 2009 12:07 PM
   

   Serena: Just do it?
   Dan: What does Nike mean by that?
   Serena(shrugging): Want to get the chocolate covered strawberries and find out?

8. N.R.Colfer Says:
   July 29th, 2009 4:27 AM
   

   Serena: Chuck's watching The Notebook...
   Dan: This is the end of the world.

9. sarcastic_shadow Says:
   July 28th, 2009 6:59 PM
   

   Serena: OMFG!
   Dan: I know! Who knew Chuck could tap dance?
   Serena: Apparently everyone who read last week's caption.
   
   or...
   
   Dan: I found this video on youtube. Looks who's tap dancing.
   Serena: Is that Chuck?
   Dan: Who else wears THAT much purple?
   Serena: Barney?
   Dan: Oh...yeah.

10. LA LA LAnd Says:
    July 28th, 2009 4:37 PM
    

    Serena- OMFGG! It's Edward Cullen!
    Dan- What are you talking about woman? That's obviously Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter.
    Serena- Oh Edward I knew you would come for me! I'm ready to be yours for eternity! Just wait here for one second while I go pack.
    
    (Serena leaves Dan alone with Edward/Cedric/Robert Pattinson)
    
    Dan- ...I named my Cabbage Patch Kid after you.
    
    

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