Serena- Oh my god! Look who's in the living room!
Dan- Wait that guy looks familiar...
Serena- Of course he does! It's-
Dan- That guy from Harry Potter!
Serena- Well yeah. But he was also in-
Dan- You know that movie with the wands and magic! And that guy with the lightening bolt on his forehead!
Serena- Do you know how ridiculous you sound going on and on about a fictional movie? Seriously Dan your embarassing yourself.
(Mysterious guy walks up to them)
Serena- Oh Edward I knew you would come for me! Hurry bite me and make me eternally yours!
...
Dan- Did you know I named my cabbage patch kid after you?
LA LA LAnd
July 28th, 2009 4:18 PM
Dan- What is that guy doing in the living room?!?
Serena- I don't know!
Dan- Are you scared?
Serena- No. I know who he is.
Dan- Say it. Say it out loud.
Serena- Vampire.
Dan- ...Um what?
Serena- Nothing!
ry123red
July 28th, 2009 4:11 PM
Serena: I can't believe we just rekindled our love on Chuck's prized scarf! He's going to kill us!
Dan: Are you kidding, this is Chuck Bass we're talking about...He'll probably hang it on his wall now.
Serena: Or burn it.
Dan: Um...Why would he do that?
Serena: Your from Brooklyn and the hospital was out of vaccines. DUH!
Dan: Blair...wheres the real Serena and why are you dressed like her?!?
Serena/Blair: Shh!! I'm trying to spy on Chuck. And this is just my halloween costume from freshman year. Do you know how hard it was to get this costume?!?...Everyone wanted to be Serena that year.
Steph
July 28th, 2009 8:49 AM
Dan: I poopy in pants.
Serena: -claps hands together- Ok, what Dan's really trying to say is that he got me pregnant.
Dan: BIG poo.
MissyB_
July 28th, 2009 6:16 AM
haha lol,, how are sow many captions suddenly twilight related,, love it
Serena: Oh
Dan: My
Serena: Effing
Dan: God!
Serena: Is that really...
Dan: .. "New Moon" on Chuck's DVD-player?
Serena: ...I get the couch, you'll be on the floor!
ry123red
July 28th, 2009 4:30 AM
Serena: Oh God Chuck is going to kill us...
Dan: It's not our fault he just left his scarf laying around!
Serena: Well Im sure he didnt expect us to do "IT" on his most prized possession!
Dan: Are you kidding, this is Chuck Bass we're talking about...He'll probably hang it on his wall now.
Serena: Or burn it.
Dan: Um...Why would he do that?
Serena: Your from Brooklyn and the hospital was out of vaccines. DUH!
Dan: Blair...wheres the real Serena and why are you dressed like her?!?
Serena/Blair: Shh!! I'm trying to spy on Chuck. And this is just my halloween costume from freshman year. Do you know how hard it was to get this costume?!?...Everyone wanted to be Serena that year.
ry123red
July 28th, 2009 4:24 AM
Dan: OH MY FREAKING GOSSIP GIRL! (OMFGG)
Serena: What's wrong?!?
Dan: You really are a natural blonde aren't you? THE Gossip Girl is sitting right there!
Serena: OMG It's-
**TO BE CONTINUED IN THE 3RD SEASON**
ry123red
July 28th, 2009 3:29 AM
Serena: OMFGG Is that-?
Dan: Beef Stew in a can! How did your mom know that was my favorite meal?
(Serena grabs phone and dials)
Serena: Blair, thank god you answered! You know that thing you do after you eat that everyone knows about but pretends not to notice because they dont want to be on your bad list?...Well I've decided to embrace your faults instead of ignore them. I'll be over in 20 with my toothbrush and mouthwash.
ry123red
July 28th, 2009 3:19 AM
Serena: Oh God Chuck is going to kill us...
Dan: It's not our fault he just left his scarf laying around!
Serena: Well Im sure he didnt expect us to do "IT" on his most prized possession!
Dan: Are you kidding, this is Chuck Bass we're talking about...He'll probably hang it on his wall now.
wow me babe!!
July 27th, 2009 8:59 PM
s: is it really?
d: yeah I think it is...
s: there is a hole in chucks scarf
MissyB_
July 27th, 2009 5:45 PM
lol you're are funny Robin xD
here's mine:
Serena: *looks in mirror, shocked face*
Dan: What is it, do you have a bad hair day?
Serena:...
Dan: Serena you're scaring me
Serena: someone is staring at me *points at reflection*
Whaah she's pointing at me
Dan; Serena how much times do we have to say this, it's you're reflection
Serena: *unconfident voice* I knew that... *pause* is she gone?
MissRooobin
July 27th, 2009 5:13 PM
Minor mistake:
Serena:...wow! Georgina, you're a dude?!
Georgina:..uh..Gotta go bye!
Dan: OhMyGod! I made out with a guy?!
Serena: You sure you're aren't gay?
MissRooobin
July 27th, 2009 5:12 PM
Serena:...wow! Georgina, you're a dude?!
Georgina:..uh..Gotta go bye!
Dan: OhMyGod! I made out with a guy?!
Serena: You sure you're aren't straight?
MissRooobin
July 27th, 2009 4:48 PM
Dan *whispering at serena before entering room*: you can do it im right beside you!
Serene: Thanks Dan. *entering Room*: Mom, I have to tell you something...I'm having a bad hairday! FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW!
DAN: To last forever, a couple should look in the same direction...
SERENA: The exception proves the rule then.
Trish
July 27th, 2009 2:43 PM
Serena: Oh god.
Dan: What?
Serena: We're both sporting really awkward stomach bumps...
Dan: Maybe we should lay off the waffles and the Humphrey family chili?
Serena: I think we might have to...
sarcastic_shadow
July 27th, 2009 1:49 PM
Serena: Who knew those travelling pants could do so much?
Dan: You know, that looks a lot like you...
Serena: Huh? It does...maybe this means I have a twin sister! Ooh, maybe we can go and find her and bring her here. I can have another sibling!
Dan: And I can have another love interest!
Katie
July 27th, 2009 11:58 AM
Dan: Do you think if we got back together again for the millionth time, people would like us more than they like Chuck and Blair?
Serena: I don't know... Maybe if you had an ounce of fashion sense and I didn't hook up with disturbingly inappropriate guys...
Dan: Point taken... Season four, perhaps?
Serena (crosses fingers): Hopefully...
EmzW107
July 27th, 2009 10:44 AM
Serena: Mom!
Dan: Dad...
Serena: wait, arent those Dan's boxers? He wore those the first time we...
Dan: Yeh ok, this whole 'family' thing really isn't working.
chuckloverr
July 27th, 2009 8:21 AM
omg Cbass was epically funny I nearly peed of laughter
Serena: Ohmigod
Dan: Is that... Chuck and Blair on the dining room table? I know it's been a while for them but really.
Serena: And next to the good china too.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
July 28th, 2009 4:29 PM
Serena- Oh my god! Look who's in the living room!
Dan- Wait that guy looks familiar...
Serena- Of course he does! It's-
Dan- That guy from Harry Potter!
Serena- Well yeah. But he was also in-
Dan- You know that movie with the wands and magic! And that guy with the lightening bolt on his forehead!
Serena- Do you know how ridiculous you sound going on and on about a fictional movie? Seriously Dan your embarassing yourself.
(Mysterious guy walks up to them)
Serena- Oh Edward I knew you would come for me! Hurry bite me and make me eternally yours!
...
Dan- Did you know I named my cabbage patch kid after you?
July 28th, 2009 4:18 PM
Dan- What is that guy doing in the living room?!?
Serena- I don't know!
Dan- Are you scared?
Serena- No. I know who he is.
Dan- Say it. Say it out loud.
Serena- Vampire.
Dan- ...Um what?
Serena- Nothing!
July 28th, 2009 4:11 PM
Serena: I can't believe we just rekindled our love on Chuck's prized scarf! He's going to kill us!
Dan: Are you kidding, this is Chuck Bass we're talking about...He'll probably hang it on his wall now.
Serena: Or burn it.
Dan: Um...Why would he do that?
Serena: Your from Brooklyn and the hospital was out of vaccines. DUH!
Dan: Blair...wheres the real Serena and why are you dressed like her?!?
Serena/Blair: Shh!! I'm trying to spy on Chuck. And this is just my halloween costume from freshman year. Do you know how hard it was to get this costume?!?...Everyone wanted to be Serena that year.
July 28th, 2009 8:49 AM
Dan: I poopy in pants.
Serena: -claps hands together- Ok, what Dan's really trying to say is that he got me pregnant.
Dan: BIG poo.
July 28th, 2009 6:16 AM
haha lol,, how are sow many captions suddenly twilight related,, love it
Rank: Extra
July 28th, 2009 6:06 AM
Serena: Oh
Dan: My
Serena: Effing
Dan: God!
Serena: Is that really...
Dan: .. "New Moon" on Chuck's DVD-player?
Serena: ...I get the couch, you'll be on the floor!
July 28th, 2009 4:30 AM
Serena: Oh God Chuck is going to kill us...
Dan: It's not our fault he just left his scarf laying around!
Serena: Well Im sure he didnt expect us to do "IT" on his most prized possession!
Dan: Are you kidding, this is Chuck Bass we're talking about...He'll probably hang it on his wall now.
Serena: Or burn it.
Dan: Um...Why would he do that?
Serena: Your from Brooklyn and the hospital was out of vaccines. DUH!
Dan: Blair...wheres the real Serena and why are you dressed like her?!?
Serena/Blair: Shh!! I'm trying to spy on Chuck. And this is just my halloween costume from freshman year. Do you know how hard it was to get this costume?!?...Everyone wanted to be Serena that year.
July 28th, 2009 4:24 AM
Dan: OH MY FREAKING GOSSIP GIRL! (OMFGG)
Serena: What's wrong?!?
Dan: You really are a natural blonde aren't you? THE Gossip Girl is sitting right there!
Serena: OMG It's-
**TO BE CONTINUED IN THE 3RD SEASON**
July 28th, 2009 3:29 AM
Serena: OMFGG Is that-?
Dan: Beef Stew in a can! How did your mom know that was my favorite meal?
(Serena grabs phone and dials)
Serena: Blair, thank god you answered! You know that thing you do after you eat that everyone knows about but pretends not to notice because they dont want to be on your bad list?...Well I've decided to embrace your faults instead of ignore them. I'll be over in 20 with my toothbrush and mouthwash.
July 28th, 2009 3:19 AM
Serena: Oh God Chuck is going to kill us...
Dan: It's not our fault he just left his scarf laying around!
Serena: Well Im sure he didnt expect us to do "IT" on his most prized possession!
Dan: Are you kidding, this is Chuck Bass we're talking about...He'll probably hang it on his wall now.
July 27th, 2009 8:59 PM
s: is it really?
d: yeah I think it is...
s: there is a hole in chucks scarf
July 27th, 2009 5:45 PM
lol you're are funny Robin xD
here's mine:
Serena: *looks in mirror, shocked face*
Dan: What is it, do you have a bad hair day?
Serena:...
Dan: Serena you're scaring me
Serena: someone is staring at me *points at reflection*
Whaah she's pointing at me
Dan; Serena how much times do we have to say this, it's you're reflection
Serena: *unconfident voice* I knew that... *pause* is she gone?
July 27th, 2009 5:13 PM
Minor mistake:
Serena:...wow! Georgina, you're a dude?!
Georgina:..uh..Gotta go bye!
Dan: OhMyGod! I made out with a guy?!
Serena: You sure you're aren't gay?
July 27th, 2009 5:12 PM
Serena:...wow! Georgina, you're a dude?!
Georgina:..uh..Gotta go bye!
Dan: OhMyGod! I made out with a guy?!
Serena: You sure you're aren't straight?
July 27th, 2009 4:48 PM
Dan *whispering at serena before entering room*: you can do it im right beside you!
Serene: Thanks Dan. *entering Room*: Mom, I have to tell you something...I'm having a bad hairday! FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW!
Rank: Guest Star
July 27th, 2009 2:49 PM
DAN: To last forever, a couple should look in the same direction...
SERENA: The exception proves the rule then.
July 27th, 2009 2:43 PM
Serena: Oh god.
Dan: What?
Serena: We're both sporting really awkward stomach bumps...
Dan: Maybe we should lay off the waffles and the Humphrey family chili?
Serena: I think we might have to...
July 27th, 2009 1:49 PM
Serena: Who knew those travelling pants could do so much?
Dan: You know, that looks a lot like you...
Serena: Huh? It does...maybe this means I have a twin sister! Ooh, maybe we can go and find her and bring her here. I can have another sibling!
Dan: And I can have another love interest!
July 27th, 2009 11:58 AM
Dan: Do you think if we got back together again for the millionth time, people would like us more than they like Chuck and Blair?
Serena: I don't know... Maybe if you had an ounce of fashion sense and I didn't hook up with disturbingly inappropriate guys...
Dan: Point taken... Season four, perhaps?
Serena (crosses fingers): Hopefully...
July 27th, 2009 10:44 AM
Serena: Mom!
Dan: Dad...
Serena: wait, arent those Dan's boxers? He wore those the first time we...
Dan: Yeh ok, this whole 'family' thing really isn't working.
July 27th, 2009 8:21 AM
omg Cbass was epically funny I nearly peed of laughter
July 27th, 2009 7:48 AM
lili : Serena ! What have you done with waiter !?!? This is becoming a very bad habit you know !
July 27th, 2009 4:34 AM
Serena: What do you mean Santa Clause isn't real?
Dan: Suddenly it's so obvious storks bring babies...
July 26th, 2009 10:10 PM
CBass entry ftw! LMFAOO
too funny.
Rank: Extra
July 26th, 2009 10:03 PM
Serena: Ohmigod
Dan: Is that... Chuck and Blair on the dining room table? I know it's been a while for them but really.
Serena: And next to the good china too.