Dan: Oh God... Serena you may want to close your eyes.
Serena: Why what's so... Nate? Mom? Just because Nate is a man whore doesn't mean you have to sleep with him too.
Carabella
July 26th, 2009 7:23 PM
GG: I guess lonely boy isn't the only one who cannot follow the dress code - daddy dearest is a bad influence. The man who wears a lollipop-tie with pink tuxedo isn't supposed to be a father at all. Sorry S, looks like your boy is gonna turn out like his father.
sarcastic_shadow
July 26th, 2009 6:26 PM
Serena: Oh god...that's-
Dan: I know! My poor eyes! Never again will I want to know anymore about Chuck's life. That was horrifying enough.
Serena: I told you so.
Dan: This is so not the time!
i want chair 4ever!
July 26th, 2009 6:12 PM
Dan: WoW..
Serena: Is that?... Is that Eleanor’s foot?
Dan: WoW… Who would think that she could be that flexible?
Serena: Apparently Cyrus… Their team is about to win the twister game…
Melinda
July 26th, 2009 4:32 PM
D: Do you see what I see?
S: Oh god....
D: ....I know!
S: Dorota's ironing my silk dress!
QueenB4ever
July 26th, 2009 1:38 PM
Serena: It's not what you think! I would never sleep with a waiter.
Dan: You slept with me when I was a loser...
sarcastic_shadow
July 26th, 2009 12:36 PM
Gossip Girl: Look out UES as Barbie and her poor man's imitation of Ken show their feelings for each other...hmm, looks like being plastic isn't as fantastic as it's cracked up to be.
C&B4eva
July 26th, 2009 11:57 AM
Serena: Remember what we did on the Greyhoud Bus?
Dan: yes, we went in the back and...
Serena: *interrupting* yeah, well I'm pregnant.
Dan: Well, this could mess up your plans with Carter.
sarcastic_shadow
July 26th, 2009 11:56 AM
Dan(whispering): I can't believe you're pregnant.
Serena: I know. It's-
Everyone(offscreen): Surprise!
Dan: Uh...wow, yeah...that's pretty much what I'm feeling right now. I mean we're going to have a baby, why wouldn't I feel surprised? Oh god, who wouldn't... It's-
Serena (interrupting): Dan, it's a surprise party for your birthday.
Dan: Oh! Yeah, that's surprising too...
shadow243 Rank: Guest Star
July 26th, 2009 10:09 AM
Gossip Girl: We are gathered here, in the presence of Gossip Girl and all my faithful texters, that Lonely Boy and our very own IT Girl may watch in horror as their parents are united in unholy matrimony.
SERENA: Friends, family, everyone we know; you may be wondering why you are here today. Well, you see, I was feeling mournful, and I wanted to share a little something with you. Ahem:
When everybody laughs at me,
It makes me feel so un-hap-py.
Just like a frog
Drowning in a stinky bog.
DAN: I am never letting you near my poetry notebook again.
Lily: Who. Broke. The. Cookie. Jar?
Dan: She did it, don't you see her bump? She actually growled at me when I asked for one! Serena, are you sure you are not pregnant?
k1m
July 26th, 2009 4:14 AM
*in front of mirror
S: no wonder the producers didn't keep our tandem, this is us 10 years from now!
p.
July 26th, 2009 3:45 AM
I love caption by AlessandraHeartsGG and caitlinc1991 !
ry123red
July 26th, 2009 3:01 AM
Dan: Is that-?
Serena: If you were going to say Chuck and Blair on the couch again then yes.
Dan: But just yesterday didn't we see them-
Serena: If you were going to say in the classroom then yes.
Dan: Has there any where they havent been doing THAT in?
Serena: Actually I few days ago i caught them in my room...
caitlinc1991 Rank: New User
July 26th, 2009 2:37 AM
Serena-I'm Pregnant
Dan-Yeah so now we share a sibling and a child with each other.
Eric-Isn't that illegal
Chuck- Aah I love keeping it all in the family. When you've popped out Humphrey's kid can I have my turn?
Serena: I'm so sorry, Dan.
Dan: My girl's a lesbian?
Serena: She might have been one all along.
Dan: No, she wasn't. I was her first!
Serena: Well, you certainly made an impression.
S: But...I don't understand...why do i have to wear clothes that cover me up so much?
Producer: Well it's just that some people are offended by how exposed you are at parties...
D: (to producer) I hate all of you
bebsy
July 25th, 2009 8:25 PM
S : Yes, I DO
allisonnnn
July 25th, 2009 7:53 PM
ahha, Peace/Love/GG yur 1st one weas really good. :D
fariha hassan
July 25th, 2009 7:37 PM
dan: what u have a child with the mother of the girl i dated!
serena:ewwwww. gross
Missy06 Rank: Recurring Character
July 25th, 2009 7:11 PM
Dan: Does this vest make me look fat?
Serena: Honestly...
Dan: I mean it's black, that's supposed to be slimming, right?
Serena: I'm not sure it's helping.
Dan: Psh, whatever, S. You should take a look in the mirror sometime, have you seen your hair lately?
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
Rank: Extra
July 26th, 2009 8:08 PM
Dan: Oh God... Serena you may want to close your eyes.
Serena: Why what's so... Nate? Mom? Just because Nate is a man whore doesn't mean you have to sleep with him too.
July 26th, 2009 7:23 PM
GG: I guess lonely boy isn't the only one who cannot follow the dress code - daddy dearest is a bad influence. The man who wears a lollipop-tie with pink tuxedo isn't supposed to be a father at all. Sorry S, looks like your boy is gonna turn out like his father.
July 26th, 2009 6:26 PM
Serena: Oh god...that's-
Dan: I know! My poor eyes! Never again will I want to know anymore about Chuck's life. That was horrifying enough.
Serena: I told you so.
Dan: This is so not the time!
July 26th, 2009 6:12 PM
Dan: WoW..
Serena: Is that?... Is that Eleanor’s foot?
Dan: WoW… Who would think that she could be that flexible?
Serena: Apparently Cyrus… Their team is about to win the twister game…
July 26th, 2009 4:32 PM
D: Do you see what I see?
S: Oh god....
D: ....I know!
S: Dorota's ironing my silk dress!
July 26th, 2009 1:38 PM
Serena: It's not what you think! I would never sleep with a waiter.
Dan: You slept with me when I was a loser...
July 26th, 2009 12:36 PM
Gossip Girl: Look out UES as Barbie and her poor man's imitation of Ken show their feelings for each other...hmm, looks like being plastic isn't as fantastic as it's cracked up to be.
July 26th, 2009 11:57 AM
Serena: Remember what we did on the Greyhoud Bus?
Dan: yes, we went in the back and...
Serena: *interrupting* yeah, well I'm pregnant.
Dan: Well, this could mess up your plans with Carter.
July 26th, 2009 11:56 AM
Dan(whispering): I can't believe you're pregnant.
Serena: I know. It's-
Everyone(offscreen): Surprise!
Dan: Uh...wow, yeah...that's pretty much what I'm feeling right now. I mean we're going to have a baby, why wouldn't I feel surprised? Oh god, who wouldn't... It's-
Serena (interrupting): Dan, it's a surprise party for your birthday.
Dan: Oh! Yeah, that's surprising too...
Rank: Guest Star
July 26th, 2009 10:09 AM
Gossip Girl: We are gathered here, in the presence of Gossip Girl and all my faithful texters, that Lonely Boy and our very own IT Girl may watch in horror as their parents are united in unholy matrimony.
You know you love me, XOXO. Gossip Girl
Rank: Recurring Character
July 26th, 2009 8:45 AM
SERENA: Friends, family, everyone we know; you may be wondering why you are here today. Well, you see, I was feeling mournful, and I wanted to share a little something with you. Ahem:
When everybody laughs at me,
It makes me feel so un-hap-py.
Just like a frog
Drowning in a stinky bog.
DAN: I am never letting you near my poetry notebook again.
Rank: Extra
July 26th, 2009 4:28 AM
Lily: Who. Broke. The. Cookie. Jar?
Dan: She did it, don't you see her bump? She actually growled at me when I asked for one! Serena, are you sure you are not pregnant?
July 26th, 2009 4:14 AM
*in front of mirror
S: no wonder the producers didn't keep our tandem, this is us 10 years from now!
July 26th, 2009 3:45 AM
I love caption by AlessandraHeartsGG and caitlinc1991 !
July 26th, 2009 3:01 AM
Dan: Is that-?
Serena: If you were going to say Chuck and Blair on the couch again then yes.
Dan: But just yesterday didn't we see them-
Serena: If you were going to say in the classroom then yes.
Dan: Has there any where they havent been doing THAT in?
Serena: Actually I few days ago i caught them in my room...
Rank: New User
July 26th, 2009 2:37 AM
Serena-I'm Pregnant
Dan-Yeah so now we share a sibling and a child with each other.
Eric-Isn't that illegal
Chuck- Aah I love keeping it all in the family. When you've popped out Humphrey's kid can I have my turn?
Rank: Extra
July 26th, 2009 2:04 AM
Serena: I'm so sorry, Dan.
Dan: My girl's a lesbian?
Serena: She might have been one all along.
Dan: No, she wasn't. I was her first!
Serena: Well, you certainly made an impression.
Rank: Extra
July 26th, 2009 1:54 AM
Serena: Think we can make it?
Dan: It's now or never.
Serena: I'm ready.
Dan: Open the door.
Serena: Off to Narnia!
July 25th, 2009 9:29 PM
Serena: OMFG
Dan: Harry Potter is Gossip Girl!?
*silence*
Serena: I'm more concerned with the fact that you decided to borrow his dress robes... really Dan?
July 25th, 2009 9:18 PM
Serena: Oh God...
Dan: Wow theres our uh... brother...
Serena: *silent*
Dan: Whats wrong?
Serena: *still silent*
Dan: You've slept with him haven't you?
Serena: *nods*
Dan: Typical
Rank: New User
July 25th, 2009 9:04 PM
S: But...I don't understand...why do i have to wear clothes that cover me up so much?
Producer: Well it's just that some people are offended by how exposed you are at parties...
D: (to producer) I hate all of you
July 25th, 2009 8:25 PM
S : Yes, I DO
July 25th, 2009 7:53 PM
ahha, Peace/Love/GG yur 1st one weas really good. :D
July 25th, 2009 7:37 PM
dan: what u have a child with the mother of the girl i dated!
serena:ewwwww. gross
Rank: Recurring Character
July 25th, 2009 7:11 PM
Dan: Does this vest make me look fat?
Serena: Honestly...
Dan: I mean it's black, that's supposed to be slimming, right?
Serena: I'm not sure it's helping.
Dan: Psh, whatever, S. You should take a look in the mirror sometime, have you seen your hair lately?