Ealcoriza1129 Rank: New User
July 25th, 2009 6:55 PM
SERENA: Rufus.. Uhm, Dan is straight.
Crap! :))
LaLaLand
July 25th, 2009 6:49 PM
Serena: Dan, can you see Cyrus?
Cyrus: Down here!
anne st
July 25th, 2009 6:10 PM
Serena: Bart! you came back to life
Bart: i couldn't stay dead too long.i missed you guys so much. and your mother, you know, i wanted to teach her a lesson
Serena: look! i was mourning you and Dan too. but excuse how he's dressed. it's just the thought that counts right?
anne st
July 25th, 2009 5:58 PM
dan: what's up with the bedhead
serena: i'm becoming a cougar
loveUchair
July 25th, 2009 5:52 PM
thanks juliettedawson
chair4ever
July 25th, 2009 5:17 PM
Serena: Hey is that....
Dan: Vanessa and Rufus.. yea
Lily: I knew it!
nyc-lover
July 25th, 2009 4:43 PM
D: You go first.
S: No, after you.
D: Serena. When they see your bump they'll focus on it and I'll be able to hide behind you, crawl behind this plant, roll on the floor under the coffee table and get to the door without exposing the un-tugged shirt for public view.
S: Not very gentleman-like, Dan.
D: Please?
S: Fine, I'll take the bullet.
D: *whispers* Thank you! *and starts crawling*
S: *to herself* Wouldn't it be easier just to tug the shirt in?
nyc-lover
July 25th, 2009 4:40 PM
D: You go first.
S: No, after you.
D: Serena. When they see your bump they'll focus on it and I'll be able to hide behind you, crawl behind this plant, roll on the floor under the coffee table and get to the door without exposing the un-tugged shirt for public view.
S: Not very gentleman-like, Dan.
D: Please?
S: Fine, I'll take the bullet.
D: Thank you!
S: Wouldn't it be easier just to tug the shirt in?
Jennifer
July 25th, 2009 4:34 PM
Dan: Right.. That's a sight that will haunt me forever.
Serena: Blair really wasn't kidding when she said he was acrobatic.
Rebecca
July 25th, 2009 4:33 PM
Dan- Are Chuck and Blair-?
Serena- Yes they are.
Dan- Is that-?
Serena- Yes. Chuck and Blair are having sex with a patchwork scarf wrapped around them.
Dan- Kinky. Maybe i should tie one of my cardigans around us next time we have a go. We might last longer.
dot dot dot!
July 25th, 2009 4:15 PM
S: AM I pregnant or do I only look pregnant?
D: Hard to tell. It's not your best dress ever.
meeno6
July 25th, 2009 3:49 PM
D:when i dreamt of seeing derota, i dreamt her serving us not walking naked infront of us with a bed sheet around her!
S:
D: So apparently i'm actually gay...
S: I know....
D: How?
S: Really...you wanna know?
D: Yeah... I really do, tell me
S: Ok, the Edward Cullen poster in your room
D: Oh..you saw that..?
S: Yeah...
Serena: My hair looks kind of funny.
Dan: Serena, that's not a mirror. That's American Gothic! I know you're not very knowledgable about art, but c'mon! It's a cultural icon!
Serena: Dan, that IS a mirror. Look, the guy isn't holding a pitchfork.
Dan: Oh....Well, it was an understandable mistake. I mean, we have very similar-looking cheekbones.
serena : rufus, is that your ass?
dan : no,he just got some bad botox into his cheek-bones
leightonChaceBlakePennEdTaylorVanessaScott♥
July 25th, 2009 1:14 PM
( S & D, they were both laughing & suddenly )
( R & L were dancing and then they stop and holding a pillow at their chest )
( Rufus using his underwear with " I ♥ New York " at the back of his pants and with his guitar )
( Lily holding bottle of wine with her Victoria Secret with " Juicy Fruity " at the back of her pants ) ( they were dancing with michael jackson " thriller " )
S: Mom ?
D: Dad ?
R: ( Rufus still holding a pillow at his chest ) Dan, we explain it later. after we got home.
( L looking at R )
S: Mom ?
L: ohhhh! you know me ? i haven't done this for 18 years after i raise u & eric and i explain it later. after we got home 2.
( B was talking & laughing to Eleanor )
B & E: GASP!
E: Rufus ? Lily ?
B: God! can u guys get a room & why ur guys in my living room.
( R & L looking each other & still holding a pillow )
R & L: we better go, we got do some.... stuff ??
( B look at S & D )
S: Wowww! it wasn't me
juliettedawson
July 25th, 2009 12:47 PM
OMG, LoveUChair better win this contest... hers is the best!!!!!
boysdon'tcry
July 25th, 2009 12:45 PM
Dan: Okay, let's go. (pause) Why can't I move?
Serena: Wha...? Chuck super-glued our feet to the floor!
chair_ftw
July 25th, 2009 12:35 PM
*looking in mirror*
Serena- wow...
Dan- i know..
Serena- we look...
Dan- i know..
Serena- we look like my great grandparents when they started to forget how to dress themselves and pick out good looking outfits!
Dan- ...i hate to say this but...maybe it's time to talk to chuck about fashion..
Serena- yeah...you go to talk to chuck, i have to go talk to blair about this
chair_ftw
July 25th, 2009 12:31 PM
Omg, this weeks captions were HILARIOUS. All of these were wicked funny!
tomasbanan
July 25th, 2009 11:15 AM
Serena: OMFG! Dan look... Chuck is wearing pants from H&M!!
Dan:.............. The world I knew has come to an end...
Serena: Dan, I wish you'd worn more black. But tuck in your shirt, at least! Show some respect!
Dan: I can't believe he's actually having a funeral for his hai-
Serena: The man-bangs were more than just "hair," okay? THEY WERE MORE SPECIAL THAN THAT!
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
Rank: New User
July 25th, 2009 6:55 PM
SERENA: Rufus.. Uhm, Dan is straight.
Crap! :))
July 25th, 2009 6:49 PM
Serena: Dan, can you see Cyrus?
Cyrus: Down here!
July 25th, 2009 6:10 PM
Serena: Bart! you came back to life
Bart: i couldn't stay dead too long.i missed you guys so much. and your mother, you know, i wanted to teach her a lesson
Serena: look! i was mourning you and Dan too. but excuse how he's dressed. it's just the thought that counts right?
July 25th, 2009 5:58 PM
dan: what's up with the bedhead
serena: i'm becoming a cougar
July 25th, 2009 5:52 PM
thanks juliettedawson
July 25th, 2009 5:17 PM
Serena: Hey is that....
Dan: Vanessa and Rufus.. yea
Lily: I knew it!
July 25th, 2009 4:43 PM
D: You go first.
S: No, after you.
D: Serena. When they see your bump they'll focus on it and I'll be able to hide behind you, crawl behind this plant, roll on the floor under the coffee table and get to the door without exposing the un-tugged shirt for public view.
S: Not very gentleman-like, Dan.
D: Please?
S: Fine, I'll take the bullet.
D: *whispers* Thank you! *and starts crawling*
S: *to herself* Wouldn't it be easier just to tug the shirt in?
July 25th, 2009 4:40 PM
D: You go first.
S: No, after you.
D: Serena. When they see your bump they'll focus on it and I'll be able to hide behind you, crawl behind this plant, roll on the floor under the coffee table and get to the door without exposing the un-tugged shirt for public view.
S: Not very gentleman-like, Dan.
D: Please?
S: Fine, I'll take the bullet.
D: Thank you!
S: Wouldn't it be easier just to tug the shirt in?
July 25th, 2009 4:34 PM
Dan: Right.. That's a sight that will haunt me forever.
Serena: Blair really wasn't kidding when she said he was acrobatic.
July 25th, 2009 4:33 PM
Dan- Are Chuck and Blair-?
Serena- Yes they are.
Dan- Is that-?
Serena- Yes. Chuck and Blair are having sex with a patchwork scarf wrapped around them.
Dan- Kinky. Maybe i should tie one of my cardigans around us next time we have a go. We might last longer.
July 25th, 2009 4:15 PM
S: AM I pregnant or do I only look pregnant?
D: Hard to tell. It's not your best dress ever.
July 25th, 2009 3:49 PM
D:when i dreamt of seeing derota, i dreamt her serving us not walking naked infront of us with a bed sheet around her!
S:
Rank: New User
July 25th, 2009 3:33 PM
D: So apparently i'm actually gay...
S: I know....
D: How?
S: Really...you wanna know?
D: Yeah... I really do, tell me
S: Ok, the Edward Cullen poster in your room
D: Oh..you saw that..?
S: Yeah...
Rank: Recurring Character
July 25th, 2009 3:08 PM
Thanks, Blair Cornelia Archibald! :D
Rank: Recurring Character
July 25th, 2009 3:05 PM
Serena: My hair looks kind of funny.
Dan: Serena, that's not a mirror. That's American Gothic! I know you're not very knowledgable about art, but c'mon! It's a cultural icon!
Serena: Dan, that IS a mirror. Look, the guy isn't holding a pitchfork.
Dan: Oh....Well, it was an understandable mistake. I mean, we have very similar-looking cheekbones.
July 25th, 2009 2:42 PM
Serena: Did we just time traveled?
Rank: Regular Character
July 25th, 2009 1:58 PM
Chair and Peace/Love/GG... FTW.
July 25th, 2009 1:17 PM
serena : rufus, is that your ass?
dan : no,he just got some bad botox into his cheek-bones
July 25th, 2009 1:14 PM
( S & D, they were both laughing & suddenly )
( R & L were dancing and then they stop and holding a pillow at their chest )
( Rufus using his underwear with " I ♥ New York " at the back of his pants and with his guitar )
( Lily holding bottle of wine with her Victoria Secret with " Juicy Fruity " at the back of her pants ) ( they were dancing with michael jackson " thriller " )
S: Mom ?
D: Dad ?
R: ( Rufus still holding a pillow at his chest ) Dan, we explain it later. after we got home.
( L looking at R )
S: Mom ?
L: ohhhh! you know me ? i haven't done this for 18 years after i raise u & eric and i explain it later. after we got home 2.
( B was talking & laughing to Eleanor )
B & E: GASP!
E: Rufus ? Lily ?
B: God! can u guys get a room & why ur guys in my living room.
( R & L looking each other & still holding a pillow )
R & L: we better go, we got do some.... stuff ??
( B look at S & D )
S: Wowww! it wasn't me
July 25th, 2009 12:47 PM
OMG, LoveUChair better win this contest... hers is the best!!!!!
July 25th, 2009 12:45 PM
Dan: Okay, let's go. (pause) Why can't I move?
Serena: Wha...? Chuck super-glued our feet to the floor!
July 25th, 2009 12:35 PM
*looking in mirror*
Serena- wow...
Dan- i know..
Serena- we look...
Dan- i know..
Serena- we look like my great grandparents when they started to forget how to dress themselves and pick out good looking outfits!
Dan- ...i hate to say this but...maybe it's time to talk to chuck about fashion..
Serena- yeah...you go to talk to chuck, i have to go talk to blair about this
July 25th, 2009 12:31 PM
Omg, this weeks captions were HILARIOUS. All of these were wicked funny!
July 25th, 2009 11:15 AM
Serena: OMFG! Dan look... Chuck is wearing pants from H&M!!
Dan:.............. The world I knew has come to an end...
Rank: Recurring Character
July 25th, 2009 9:00 AM
Serena: Dan, I wish you'd worn more black. But tuck in your shirt, at least! Show some respect!
Dan: I can't believe he's actually having a funeral for his hai-
Serena: The man-bangs were more than just "hair," okay? THEY WERE MORE SPECIAL THAN THAT!