Serena: Okay - my turn! He's impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change colour and sometimes he speaks like he's from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn't go into the sunlight. Who am I talking about?
Dan: Edward Cullen?
Serena: Hah! Busted - you HAVE read it!
Dan: (embarassed) Oh damn... So have you!!
Serena (embarrased): Oh.. damn..
Serena: Say Something Dan!
Dan: Um.....
Serena: Nevermind...
Dan: So you wanna catch Harry Potter later?
Serena: Yeah, why not.
Autumn
July 25th, 2009 4:10 AM
Serena: Maybe if we stand very still your grandparents won't realize we stole their clothes...
Ms. J. Bass
July 25th, 2009 4:06 AM
Serena:OMG...
Dan: I know, Vanessa wasn't supposed to strangle Chuck that bad with his own scarf.
Ms. J. Bass
July 25th, 2009 4:03 AM
Serena:OMG...
Dan: I know, Vanessa wasn't supposed to strangle Chuck that bad with his own scarf.
Celine
July 25th, 2009 2:54 AM
Serena: O-M-G! *looking at Blair and Chuck on the bed* Blair is totally faking it!
Dan: How can you tell?
Serena: I'm her best friend of course I know and besides we've been together before. I so know when she's faking it
BrGirl Rank: Recurring Character
July 25th, 2009 12:12 AM
Serena: Wow...have you seen this?!
Dan: A half-naked Chuck Bass sneaking out of Dorota´s room? Yeah, but I´m unsuccessfully trying to act like I haven´t and fighting hard not to picture it!
Serena: Oh no! I meant the fact that I´m actually wearing a non-sluty outfit...but Chuck and Dorota´s incident is just as shocking!
RoxanaD.
July 25th, 2009 12:09 AM
S: What is that smell?
D: sorry, i just fart.
ilyChucknBlair
July 24th, 2009 11:25 PM
Dan:Serena,your pregnant!?!
Serena:*wide eyes*WHAT!
Dan:umm...i love you.
Dan: alright serena we need to get out of here. i took a viagra like 20 minutes ago and this is about to get really embarrassing.
Serena: you up for some toilet sex?
Dan: you don't even have to ask.
Dan: Well, we're going to hell sooner or later. Why rush?
Gina
July 24th, 2009 8:58 PM
Serena:Omg is that Georgina
Dan: and Chuck
Serena:i never thought i see this again
loveUchair
July 24th, 2009 8:57 PM
Dan (thinking):Blair looks so sexy tonight. i want to rip that dress rightoff of her. but then Lily has much more experience. tough decision..tough decision
Serena(thinking the same exact thing)
i enjoy the caption contest today. i don't know where these ideas are coming from but i cant stop writing. ok i'm done
loveUchair
July 24th, 2009 8:45 PM
chuck: truth or dare
Dan: Dare
Chuck: i dare you to make out with Dorata
Dorota:(in polish)no.......eww. why did i ever do to deserve this Mr chuck. Miss Blair save me.
Blair: No Dorota...it's about time you get an STD like the rest of us
loveUchair
July 24th, 2009 8:34 PM
Chuck: truth or dare?
Serena: truth
Chuck: who was on top?
Dan: sometimes Lily but mostly Serena
Serena: Dan!
Lily: so how was the funeral?
Serena: we'd rather not talk about it right now mom
Lily: Dan I'm really sorry for your loss.if it's any consolation, i will buy you a new cabbage patch doll
Dan (breaks down crying): they don't make them anymore
jujubeeks9
July 24th, 2009 7:46 PM
Serena: Mom, I'm pregnant.
Dan: Unfortunately, the Brazilian money launderer is the father.
shadow243 Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 6:59 PM
Gossip Girl: Looks like our Brooklyn King and our Upper East Side Queen have had the bomb dropped on them - the kind of bomb that takes 9 months to deploy. Watch out Lonely boy, you've got company on the way!
shadow243 Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 6:56 PM
Chuck(offscreen): Stop!
Serena and Dan: Yes master!
Blair(offscreen): Who knew our new toys could be such fun?
shadow243 Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 6:52 PM
Dan: Please tell me that's your hand.
Serena: No...I thought your hand was...
Dan: If it's not me or you, then who is touching our asses?
Serena:Don't move
Dan:why?
Serena: maybe then they won't notice my bump
Dan: ! BUMP!?
*Rufus and Lily turn and face them*
Serena: *sigh* well there goes that plan to ruin my future.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
July 25th, 2009 6:56 AM
Dan: Wow, Blair's feet áre impressive.
July 25th, 2009 6:08 AM
S:Mom,I'm pregnant.
D:Not my child,no way!
Rank: Extra
July 25th, 2009 6:03 AM
Serena: Okay - my turn! He's impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change colour and sometimes he speaks like he's from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn't go into the sunlight. Who am I talking about?
Dan: Edward Cullen?
Serena: Hah! Busted - you HAVE read it!
Dan: (embarassed) Oh damn... So have you!!
Serena (embarrased): Oh.. damn..
Rank: Extra
July 25th, 2009 4:55 AM
Serena: Say Something Dan!
Dan: Um.....
Serena: Nevermind...
Dan: So you wanna catch Harry Potter later?
Serena: Yeah, why not.
July 25th, 2009 4:10 AM
Serena: Maybe if we stand very still your grandparents won't realize we stole their clothes...
July 25th, 2009 4:06 AM
Serena:OMG...
Dan: I know, Vanessa wasn't supposed to strangle Chuck that bad with his own scarf.
July 25th, 2009 4:03 AM
Serena:OMG...
Dan: I know, Vanessa wasn't supposed to strangle Chuck that bad with his own scarf.
July 25th, 2009 2:54 AM
Serena: O-M-G! *looking at Blair and Chuck on the bed* Blair is totally faking it!
Dan: How can you tell?
Serena: I'm her best friend of course I know and besides we've been together before. I so know when she's faking it
Rank: Recurring Character
July 25th, 2009 12:12 AM
Serena: Wow...have you seen this?!
Dan: A half-naked Chuck Bass sneaking out of Dorota´s room? Yeah, but I´m unsuccessfully trying to act like I haven´t and fighting hard not to picture it!
Serena: Oh no! I meant the fact that I´m actually wearing a non-sluty outfit...but Chuck and Dorota´s incident is just as shocking!
July 25th, 2009 12:09 AM
S: What is that smell?
D: sorry, i just fart.
July 24th, 2009 11:25 PM
Dan:Serena,your pregnant!?!
Serena:*wide eyes*WHAT!
Dan:umm...i love you.
first caption ever.
i know it's not that good.
Rank: Extra
July 24th, 2009 11:23 PM
Serena: Houston, we have a problem.
Dan: -_- Oh shit!
July 24th, 2009 11:09 PM
Dan: alright serena we need to get out of here. i took a viagra like 20 minutes ago and this is about to get really embarrassing.
Serena: you up for some toilet sex?
Dan: you don't even have to ask.
Rank: New User
July 24th, 2009 9:25 PM
Dan: Well, we're going to hell sooner or later. Why rush?
July 24th, 2009 8:58 PM
Serena:Omg is that Georgina
Dan: and Chuck
Serena:i never thought i see this again
July 24th, 2009 8:57 PM
Dan (thinking):Blair looks so sexy tonight. i want to rip that dress rightoff of her. but then Lily has much more experience. tough decision..tough decision
Serena(thinking the same exact thing)
i enjoy the caption contest today. i don't know where these ideas are coming from but i cant stop writing. ok i'm done
July 24th, 2009 8:45 PM
chuck: truth or dare
Dan: Dare
Chuck: i dare you to make out with Dorata
Dorota:(in polish)no.......eww. why did i ever do to deserve this Mr chuck. Miss Blair save me.
Blair: No Dorota...it's about time you get an STD like the rest of us
July 24th, 2009 8:34 PM
Chuck: truth or dare?
Serena: truth
Chuck: who was on top?
Dan: sometimes Lily but mostly Serena
Serena: Dan!
Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 8:31 PM
Dan; Hehe, I look like a penguin.
July 24th, 2009 8:25 PM
Lily: so how was the funeral?
Serena: we'd rather not talk about it right now mom
Lily: Dan I'm really sorry for your loss.if it's any consolation, i will buy you a new cabbage patch doll
Dan (breaks down crying): they don't make them anymore
July 24th, 2009 7:46 PM
Serena: Mom, I'm pregnant.
Dan: Unfortunately, the Brazilian money launderer is the father.
Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 6:59 PM
Gossip Girl: Looks like our Brooklyn King and our Upper East Side Queen have had the bomb dropped on them - the kind of bomb that takes 9 months to deploy. Watch out Lonely boy, you've got company on the way!
Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 6:56 PM
Chuck(offscreen): Stop!
Serena and Dan: Yes master!
Blair(offscreen): Who knew our new toys could be such fun?
Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 6:52 PM
Dan: Please tell me that's your hand.
Serena: No...I thought your hand was...
Dan: If it's not me or you, then who is touching our asses?
Rank: New User
July 24th, 2009 6:32 PM
Serena:Don't move
Dan:why?
Serena: maybe then they won't notice my bump
Dan: ! BUMP!?
*Rufus and Lily turn and face them*
Serena: *sigh* well there goes that plan to ruin my future.