D: (to himself) Maybe if I'm really discreet, she won't notice my deed. (fart)
S: (shocked)(to herself) I smell rotten eggs, is it just me?
XOXOGossipGirl
July 24th, 2009 11:20 AM
Serena: Mom, there's something I need to...
Dan (cutting her off): She's pregnant.
Serena: It's his.
Lily and Rufus faint.
jenny
July 24th, 2009 10:58 AM
serena:goshhhhhhhhhhhhh,what's that guy there?
dan:serena,he is your fake husband,gab
serena:sorry dan,i have so many fake marrage,he is gorgeous ,yes? i have good taste
dan:..................
Serena: Oh My God, tell me Chuck and Blair are not...
Dan: I think they are
Serena: Look at them go
Dan: Wow Chuck is really into it his scarf is on the floor
Serena: GUYS! we want to play guitar hero too
Daniela
July 24th, 2009 9:52 AM
Serena- Why is Mom, Rufus and Chuck on floor naked?
Dan- And why is Dad wearing those fishnet stockings and soaking Chuck with Scotch while Mom is whipping them?
Serena- Have we entered the twilight Zone?
Dan- Well since they have decided to go wild let's go upstairs and get freeky, I can wear your prom dress, just like old times.
Serena- This has got to be a dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena~ Ewww Dan!
Dan~ What??
Serena~ You smell like crap!
Dan~ Sorry, I kinda couldn't hold it past Fifth and Broadway!\
stacey
July 24th, 2009 9:00 AM
s: dan how should we tell them
d: is there really a way to say what we've done
s: oh boy not exactly
d: lets just say at the same time
blondeasblonde
July 24th, 2009 8:56 AM
I here by pronounce you...
Husband and Wife!
ChairBear Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 8:52 AM
Blair: DAN'S GOT A LITTLE BABY BUMP!
ChairBear Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 8:50 AM
Serena: Dan has something to tell you...he's gay. *wide eyes*
Dan: :O WHAT? I am NOT gay!
Blair: Mmhmm...but your outfit is. I need to give Chuck a call to teach you how to tuck in your clothes.
ChairBear Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 8:47 AM
Serena: Dan, why is your dad wearing a Hula Outfit...???
Dan: ...why is YOUR mom wearing a bikini...???*mental drool*
JessicaD
July 24th, 2009 8:43 AM
S: Dan don't move a muscle
D: I will try
S: May be then they won't notice your shirt isn't tucked in
KatieWine
July 24th, 2009 8:41 AM
S: Mom i'm pregnant
D: it's mine
narchibald♥ Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 8:29 AM
D: No... I mean they can't...
S: I guess they do...
D: But he's like way older...
S: Wow Rufus and Vanessa are one couple i would've never expected... i need to wash my eyes!
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
Rank: Extra
July 24th, 2009 11:34 AM
D: (to himself) Maybe if I'm really discreet, she won't notice my deed. (fart)
S: (shocked)(to herself) I smell rotten eggs, is it just me?
July 24th, 2009 11:20 AM
Serena: Mom, there's something I need to...
Dan (cutting her off): She's pregnant.
Serena: It's his.
Lily and Rufus faint.
July 24th, 2009 10:58 AM
serena:goshhhhhhhhhhhhh,what's that guy there?
dan:serena,he is your fake husband,gab
serena:sorry dan,i have so many fake marrage,he is gorgeous ,yes? i have good taste
dan:..................
Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 10:51 AM
Serena: Oh My God, tell me Chuck and Blair are not...
Dan: I think they are
Serena: Look at them go
Dan: Wow Chuck is really into it his scarf is on the floor
Serena: GUYS! we want to play guitar hero too
July 24th, 2009 9:52 AM
Serena- Why is Mom, Rufus and Chuck on floor naked?
Dan- And why is Dad wearing those fishnet stockings and soaking Chuck with Scotch while Mom is whipping them?
Serena- Have we entered the twilight Zone?
Dan- Well since they have decided to go wild let's go upstairs and get freeky, I can wear your prom dress, just like old times.
Serena- This has got to be a dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank: Extra
July 24th, 2009 9:02 AM
Serena~ Ewww Dan!
Dan~ What??
Serena~ You smell like crap!
Dan~ Sorry, I kinda couldn't hold it past Fifth and Broadway!\
July 24th, 2009 9:00 AM
s: dan how should we tell them
d: is there really a way to say what we've done
s: oh boy not exactly
d: lets just say at the same time
July 24th, 2009 8:56 AM
I here by pronounce you...
Husband and Wife!
Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 8:52 AM
Blair: DAN'S GOT A LITTLE BABY BUMP!
Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 8:50 AM
Serena: Dan has something to tell you...he's gay. *wide eyes*
Dan: :O WHAT? I am NOT gay!
Blair: Mmhmm...but your outfit is. I need to give Chuck a call to teach you how to tuck in your clothes.
Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 8:47 AM
Serena: Dan, why is your dad wearing a Hula Outfit...???
Dan: ...why is YOUR mom wearing a bikini...???*mental drool*
July 24th, 2009 8:43 AM
S: Dan don't move a muscle
D: I will try
S: May be then they won't notice your shirt isn't tucked in
July 24th, 2009 8:41 AM
S: Mom i'm pregnant
D: it's mine
Rank: Guest Star
July 24th, 2009 8:29 AM
D: No... I mean they can't...
S: I guess they do...
D: But he's like way older...
S: Wow Rufus and Vanessa are one couple i would've never expected... i need to wash my eyes!