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Meredith: I can't do it in front of the ducky's!
July 8th, 2009 12:20 AM
Bailey: Karev! Did you know that you can get a five dollar footlong at subway?!!
Karev: Yes I did Bailey, did you know that you apply head on directly to the forehead?!!
July 7th, 2009 10:36 PM
Callie: We have some news...
Bailey: I got a part in 'Chicago'
Meredith: Are you serious?
Bailey: Let me show you a little dance number... Karev, count me in
Alex: 5,6,7,8...
July 7th, 2009 5:10 PM
Bailey: You need to stop sleeping with all the women at this hospital Karev!
Meredith: I think Callie is the real culprit here...
Christina: Our apartment has turned into a lesbian retreat!
Karev: I'm married now you guys...remember?
Callie: Tell that to George!!!
July 7th, 2009 12:29 PM
Bailey: "That woman behind me, by that bushy looking plant, is a spy from Mercy West. I put some sennacot in her drink. So when I say 'go' run like the wind, there may be dire consequences"
Alex: " Oh stink!"
July 7th, 2009 10:34 AM
Bailey: I wanna dance with somebody....I wanna feel the heat with somebody...
Alex: I'm not going to dance with you
Meredith and Cristina: Neither am I
*Bailey gives Callie the'look'*
Callie: *sigh* well, ok then...
July 7th, 2009 10:23 AM
Alex: No! I don't wanna dance
Miranda: Why? Don' you know? It's easy, look
July 7th, 2009 2:47 AM
Bailey - Karev, Outside, NOW!
Karev - What are you on Bailey?
Bailey - You let Izzie sign a DNR?!
Callie - Whoa! Mer's having a baby! Look at that belly!
July 6th, 2009 8:58 PM
Bailey: "Karev, you did NOT just dis my boy John Cena!"
July 6th, 2009 4:16 PM
(for the star wars one)
July 6th, 2009 4:15 PM
Caimestry should win! omg, laughing so hard.
July 6th, 2009 12:04 PM
Bailey: Now you listen to me ,Karev, just becuase I am all lovey dovey wih the kids and your wife is dying of cancer does not mean I will not whip you behind if you don't do your rounds.
July 6th, 2009 11:51 AM
Bailey: See these hands? Jazzy and clean!
Alex: Well, Torez is the one that dosent wash her hands *snorts*
July 6th, 2009 11:45 AM
Bailey: You did NOT just tell them about the three men and me in the shower dream!
July 6th, 2009 11:16 AM
Bailey: You know, if we were in a TV show, I'd want to be portrayed as a kung-fu fighting doctor who chops people open with her hands, slices out their organs, juggles them clean, throws then back in and stiches them up all in the space of one second.
Alex: If this was a TV show, Lexie and Rose would be dining together in hell.
July 6th, 2009 11:12 AM
Bailey: So, Derek slept with Meredith, who slept with George, who slept with Izzie, who slept with Alex, who slept with Olivia the syph nurse, who slept with George, who slept with Callie, who slept with Hahn, Arizona and Sloan, Sloan slept with Lexie, who slept with Alex, who slept with the syph nurse, who slept with George, who slept with Meredith, who slept with Derek...
Alex: Thats why the show is called 'Greys ANATOMY'.
July 6th, 2009 11:04 AM
Alex: Bailey. You don't look like a strong George.
July 6th, 2009 9:17 AM
excuse me Karev, don't make me give you a long speech, just shut up and do as i say; Torres is getting better at staring people down i'll set her loose on you.
July 6th, 2009 8:35 AM
Bailey:So it was your underwear on the bulletin board Karev!
July 6th, 2009 6:50 AM
bailey: You never like o'maley , am I right?
torres: Yes you are right..I can still remember when we were married and Georgie used to come home crying that karev bullied him!
bailey: So now that he is dying we are all on his side and you will be beaten up! HA!
July 6th, 2009 5:55 AM
Bailey sings: " You put your right arm in, your right arm out, your right arm in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey cokey and you turn around, that's what it's all about. Ooh the hokey cokey. Ooh the hokey cokey. Ooh the hokey cokey. Knees bend , arm stretch, raa, raa,raa."
(The hokey cokey is evidently on youtube if there's anyone who's never had to do this at a family party!)
July 6th, 2009 5:47 AM
Bailey: " It starts like this(she shows everyone how to move along to the following song); The wheels on the bus go round and round. My son has been learning the words and actions at nursery"
Mer: "That's unfortunate for John Doe"
Bailey: "I know Shonda wrote this so we'd notice that we haven't seen O'Malley all day" (Bailey thinks, where's George)
July 5th, 2009 10:11 PM
Bailey: Karev! This has got to stop!
Torres: Yeah, Karev, you've put on like 10 kilos.
Karev: What? No, I haven't.
Bailey: Gimme your lunch, Karev, right now!
Karev: NO!
Bailey: GIVE IT TO ME!!!
July 5th, 2009 9:08 PM
Bailey: Did YOU tell George to join the army?
Alex: No, but i told him to go jump in front of a bus...I thought that would be a little less dangerous.
July 5th, 2009 7:46 PM
I love Candi's!! We were listening to the Spamalot soundtrack in the car and I told mom that the Lady of the Lake was Torres...she couldn't believe it!!
July 5th, 2009 4:39 PM
Bailey: "I am only goign to tell you this once..Only one juice box, then it's naptime."