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Arizona: We really are camping.
July 11th, 2009 6:22 AM
Owen: Dr. Grey, you are getting a paunch.
cRI: LEXIE, i'm so sorry for you ...but owen says right now
July 11th, 2009 5:49 AM
Hunt: Lex!
Alex and Lexie: Yes?
July 11th, 2009 5:36 AM
Lexie thinks: I'm the perfect intern, afterall I'm Lexepedia. All the other interns have managed to do up their surgical gowns, how come I can't do the gown up, let alone look perfect!
July 11th, 2009 4:42 AM
Hunt: Dr. Grey, did you just wet the floor?
Lexie: Huh?! No...Omg, I think my water just broke!!
Hunt: Dr. Yang...can you rush her to the labour room?
Cristina: So I'm not your Cristina anymore?
July 11th, 2009 4:39 AM
Cristina: *thinking* She stole my title as the smartest intern, and now please don't tell me she is going to steal my boyfriend's attention. I don't like the way he is staring at her now. You don't mess around with Cristina Yang.
July 10th, 2009 10:39 PM
Owen: Okay, this surgery goes to... Lex and Christine.
Cristina: ...a, Cristina.
Lexie: ...ie, Lexie. My name is Lexie.
Alex: A... Lex. It's Alex.
July 10th, 2009 8:33 PM
Lexi: Wow my back is really sore from last night.
Christina: I know, my neck is soooo stiff.
Hunt: Hey don't complain! It's not my fault i have nightmares that make me go around and abuse people!
July 10th, 2009 8:23 PM
Hunt: The hospital has decided there is too much funny business going on in the On Call Rooms. From now on, you all have to wear these goofy yellow gowns so you look as unattractive as possible at all times!
July 10th, 2009 8:07 PM
(guy who look like Burke standing behind Cristina): Hunt was right, I love the back of her neck...
July 10th, 2009 7:47 PM
Hunt: Okay probee's...this how a real doctor works.
Christina: Who are you calling a probee, I save Dr. Burke's ass more than once.
Lexie: we are not talking about your personal escapades.
Christina: Little Grey, you are my intern and now I own you....you will be so sorry you said that.
Hunt: Christina, Lexie...calm the estrogen we are supposed to be professioanls here!
July 10th, 2009 6:52 PM
Owen: Behind these curtains is the cast of ER. You know, that medical drama show? Anyway, after their show ended, they came into our own ER and started to operate on our patients. Chief had them put in a sort of quarantine before they hurt anyone. I must warn you, they are suffering from post-show departure syndrome and they are desperate to act doctory and all. So beware, do not look directly at them, they may poke our eye out and try to sow it back into its socket again.
July 10th, 2009 6:22 PM
Owen: i am sorry dr.wyatt im breaking the rules, i am using more than three words
Yang: so hes not... going - to - Iraq
Owen: Yang, Burke is back BUT pick me choose me love me.your my single malt scotch.
July 10th, 2009 6:05 PM
owen..."so if you don't already know....."
Lexie...*oh Geez I hope he can't tell I am pregnant*
Christina...*Please don't let them know about us*
owen..."we are going to work on pigs today."
Lexie and Christina....*whew!*
July 10th, 2009 5:58 PM
Hunt: Behind these curtains is.....
Yang: What is that noice?
Behind curtain: Moaning..." oh yeah right their.. YES YES YES!!!"
Izzie & George: Meredeth and Derek
Hunt pulls back curtain
Yang: How did you know that?
George & Izzie: we live with them.
Hunt: What the hell are you doing in my ER!!!
Meredeth: I told you this was not a good idea DEREK!!
Bailey: YOUR DAMN RIGHT IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?
July 10th, 2009 4:01 PM
OWEN: Since some of you seem confused on what not to do at SGH i Will be Demonstating now i need some assistance. well Lexi your up front so i will pick you obviously you will be as good as your sister at this. Now please get behind that curtain. Yang pay special attention so that when we get back togeather you will no a thing or to about intamancy.
Yang: i would sleep with you if you were going back to Iraq your the reason George died.
Lexi: are you coming Owen i am getting cold!!!!
July 10th, 2009 2:21 PM
Hunt: today we will be discussing the penile fracture *opens labcoat*
Lexie: *bored* been there...
July 10th, 2009 1:31 PM
Owen "And let's see who bachelor number one is..."
Lexie (thinking): "Dr. Sloan... Dr. Sloan... GIVE ME Dr. Sloan...
Cristina (thinking): "It better not be Burke..."
Izzy (thinking): "Let it be Denny..."
George (thinking): "Dr. McDreamy..."
Alex (thinking): "This sucks..."
Interns (thinking): "This job is AWESOME!"
July 10th, 2009 1:15 PM
Contestants from America's Next Top Model make an appearance on Grey's Anatomy:
"There are photographers from Vogue and Women's Wear Daily out there, so try to maintain some semblance of dignity and don't anyone trip on those Vera Wang gowns, thank-you."
July 10th, 2009 1:13 PM
Owen - Dr. Grey....
Lexie - Oh my gosh! My water just broke!!
July 10th, 2009 12:46 PM
Owen: So who wants to try out their automotive operating skills today? We have to get this '80s Greyhound back into business, Shonda wants to use it in a few episodes.
July 10th, 2009 11:53 AM
Owen: You may wonder why I'm standing here so stiffly. It's because I have a penile fracture.
Lexie: Oops, I did it again.
July 10th, 2009 11:53 AM
Owen: Okay, Karev - you get the heart, Little Grey - you get the brain, Stevens - you get the courage.
Izzie: I can't operate on courage...
Owen: I'm not talking about surgeries - haven't you people seen the Wizard of Oz?
Lexie: Ha Ha Ha... hey, wait?!?!
July 10th, 2009 11:42 AM
Owen: Okay, NOW it's time to learn the "Hunt Method".
July 10th, 2009 11:12 AM
Lexie (talking under her breath): wonder what's behind curtain #1?
christina: Hopefully nothing sick like Arizonia and Callie kissing
(Owen then pulls back the curtain to find Bailey and the cheif making out)
Christina: ewww!
Lexie:I would have never thought they were together.
Owen: nobbody would have.
July 10th, 2009 11:01 AM
Kevin: And now my fellow Grey's cast members....let me present to you....*curtains open* our one and only boss...SHONDA RHIMES!!
*silence*