On last night's True Blood, Bill, Sookie and Jessica packed their bags and flew a vampire-friendly airline to Dallas in order to investigate the case of the missing vampire Godric.

Meanwhile, Jason continued to rise through the ranks at the Fellowship of the Sun and Tara moved out of Maryann's and into Sookie's, where Maryann threw her a surprise brithday party.

Find out what happened to everyone in our "Shake and Fingerpop" recap.  Now for some of our favorite True Blood quotes from the epiosde.

Bill [to Hoyt]: Are you going to leave or am I going to have to throw you out a window that is closed?
Sookie: That is just rude | permalink

Eric: The vampires here, they're like cowboys. If they don't get Godric back they'll want justice. They'll start attacking people.
Bill: Open aggression against humans? That's insane.
Eric: Well, it's Texas | permalink

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