iamblairwaldorf.blairwaldorfisme
August 18th, 2009 12:23 AM
variation on my other one.
Nate: Hey Chuck. Gossip Girl just sent out a blast about you and Vanessa. What is up with that?
Chuck: [uncomfortable] I think she means Blair...
Nate: Oh... I guess even the elite make typos.
Chuck: [muttering] I should know.
Nate: What was that?
Chuck: Uh...I should go.
natibabi0
August 17th, 2009 11:56 PM
Chuck: Im gonna text Blair and tell her that I love her.
Nate: Not if i text her first!
iamblairwaldorf.blairwaldorfisme
August 17th, 2009 7:46 PM
Nate: Hey Chuck, Gossip Girl just sent out a blast that you're in love with Vanessa.
Chuck: What, Brooklyn? I think she meant B, not V, Nathaniel.
Nate: Wow. That's a big difference...
Chuck: Well, even the elite make typos.
Chair_Lover
August 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Chuck:Hmm...
Nate: What?
Chuck: Our principal just sent a mass congratulations text to everyone.
Nate: Are you going to reply?
Chuck: Of course: Congrats to you, too. You've entered the digital age!
WackyisntTacky
August 17th, 2009 5:12 PM
"Nate: OMG! I just got this weird text.
Chuck: Huh...me too. Mines says 'We have your scarf-'
Nate(interrupting): 'Surrender the manbangs for its safe return.'"
Chuck- Unbelievable! Why would she want to send this out now?
Nate- So you got it too. God, she is ruining our graduation with this gruesome text.
Chuck- I know! How could she call me a coward?
Nate- Well even worse, if I don't send it to 10 people by midnight a ghost will come to my bed and eat me alive!
Chuck- (long pause)... Nathaniel, are we talking about the same thing?
bob
August 17th, 2009 11:56 AM
Nate: Check out google earth.
Chuck: Blair was right, you can totally see Penelope's scarf from space.
Nate: It really is hideous.
bubbles
August 17th, 2009 9:46 AM
Nate: (texting Chuck) I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world.
Chuck: (texting Nate) Come on Barbie let's go party.
*second post, slightly different*
Nate: Chuck, why didn't you tell me?
Chuck: What? That I'm in love with Blair, always have been, and always will be? Well, I'm telling you now, aren't I?
Nate: Um...I was talking about the Gossip Girl blast that was just sent out saying that you're in love with ME, always have been and always will be?
Nate: Chuck, why didn't you tell me?
Chuck: What? That I'm in love with Blair, always have been, and always will be? Well, I'm telling you now, aren't I?
Nate: Um...I was talking about the Gossip Girl blast that was just sent out, telling everyone that you're gay.
Dushi
August 17th, 2009 7:14 AM
GG: Good morning, Upper East Siders!!!
Chuck & Nate: Good morning, Gossip Girl!!!
Lustinlove Rank: New User
August 17th, 2009 6:07 AM
Nate: What's with the orange?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass.
Chuck: It seems like Blair has finally come to her senses and sent Gossip Girl our sex tape.
Nate: But you're in my bedroom. Blair and I were going out then, Chuck.
Chuck: Yes... you're very perceptive Nathaniel.
yas
August 17th, 2009 4:41 AM
Chuck: (to himself) Looking hot Bass. Should totally wear hats more...
Chuck: You know, Nate, Blair REALLY *ahem* needs me right now, and it will only take a few minutes, and so could you just distract all these people...? I swear, I'll do anything you want...
Nate: Chuck, I'm not distracting everyone while you have phone sex with Blair.
Chuck: ... Fine.
***
August 17th, 2009 2:26 AM
Nate: Damn Chuck ! is that you and Vanessa ?
Chuck: why are you surprised ?
Nate: well she really needs a haircut.
Chuck: trust me Archibald , that's not her head.
Nate: ????
nafisa
August 17th, 2009 2:00 AM
Chuck: Omg, i think im going to check Gossip Girl. Only thing that's going to get me thru this boring graduation.
Nate: *not looking up from his phone* already ahead of you.
frenchGossip
August 17th, 2009 1:43 AM
Chuck texting Nate: So, I was wondering...did Vanessa show you her trick with her feeth and her tongue?
Nate texting Chuck: No but she actually told me about the scarf thing...man how the hell can you do that?
NonJBClub
August 17th, 2009 12:59 AM
Chuck:Oh how did Gossip Girl Leak this
Nate:What...ohh no is it our sex tape
Chuck:No where I bought my scarf.
KiaLove978
August 17th, 2009 12:17 AM
Chuck: What?
Nate: Wow.
Chuck: Oh the scarf is off now! It's go time. I'll show her a coward!
Nate: NOT THE SCARF!
Vanessa
August 16th, 2009 9:49 PM
Chuck: ''Damn, I really think it`s time to change my Hello Kitty background''.
Chuck: Damn...Blair was right, my hair did look better the old way. O and Nate, u don't have to text me..i'm sitting right next to you.
Nate: O right! Sorry, my man bangs were in the way, couldn't see you.
Queeniebeanie Rank: New User
August 16th, 2009 6:02 PM
Chuck, texting to Nate: Here's the video of how I spent last night. You're welcome, Archibald.
Nate, texting back: You're a nasty motherchucker.
saarele
August 16th, 2009 4:33 PM
Chuck: Archibald, I know graduation is extremely fascinating and everything but check out this Gossip Girl Blast...
Nate: Dude, shut up, I'm almost through this level and am on my way to a high score!
***
Chuck thinking: I'll just hold up my phone real high, so everybody thinks I'm reading the Blast when actually I'm taking photos of Headmistress Queller sitting with her legs wide open...
***
Nate thinking: How the hell do you unlock the keys to this thing?
Guy
August 16th, 2009 4:09 PM
Nate: My Dicks Bigger than yours.
Chuck: Naw man mine is Huge.
Nate: Dude go Ask Blair which is Bigger.
Chuck: Ill Go ask your mom.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
August 18th, 2009 12:23 AM
variation on my other one.
Nate: Hey Chuck. Gossip Girl just sent out a blast about you and Vanessa. What is up with that?
Chuck: [uncomfortable] I think she means Blair...
Nate: Oh... I guess even the elite make typos.
Chuck: [muttering] I should know.
Nate: What was that?
Chuck: Uh...I should go.
August 17th, 2009 11:56 PM
Chuck: Im gonna text Blair and tell her that I love her.
Nate: Not if i text her first!
August 17th, 2009 7:46 PM
Nate: Hey Chuck, Gossip Girl just sent out a blast that you're in love with Vanessa.
Chuck: What, Brooklyn? I think she meant B, not V, Nathaniel.
Nate: Wow. That's a big difference...
Chuck: Well, even the elite make typos.
August 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Chuck:Hmm...
Nate: What?
Chuck: Our principal just sent a mass congratulations text to everyone.
Nate: Are you going to reply?
Chuck: Of course: Congrats to you, too. You've entered the digital age!
August 17th, 2009 5:12 PM
"Nate: OMG! I just got this weird text.
Chuck: Huh...me too. Mines says 'We have your scarf-'
Nate(interrupting): 'Surrender the manbangs for its safe return.'"
I laughed so loud people gave me odd looks!
Rank: Extra
August 17th, 2009 5:00 PM
Chuck- Unbelievable! Why would she want to send this out now?
Nate- So you got it too. God, she is ruining our graduation with this gruesome text.
Chuck- I know! How could she call me a coward?
Nate- Well even worse, if I don't send it to 10 people by midnight a ghost will come to my bed and eat me alive!
Chuck- (long pause)... Nathaniel, are we talking about the same thing?
August 17th, 2009 11:56 AM
Nate: Check out google earth.
Chuck: Blair was right, you can totally see Penelope's scarf from space.
Nate: It really is hideous.
August 17th, 2009 9:46 AM
Nate: (texting Chuck) I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world.
Chuck: (texting Nate) Come on Barbie let's go party.
Rank: Extra
August 17th, 2009 8:16 AM
*second post, slightly different*
Nate: Chuck, why didn't you tell me?
Chuck: What? That I'm in love with Blair, always have been, and always will be? Well, I'm telling you now, aren't I?
Nate: Um...I was talking about the Gossip Girl blast that was just sent out saying that you're in love with ME, always have been and always will be?
Rank: Extra
August 17th, 2009 8:13 AM
Nate: Chuck, why didn't you tell me?
Chuck: What? That I'm in love with Blair, always have been, and always will be? Well, I'm telling you now, aren't I?
Nate: Um...I was talking about the Gossip Girl blast that was just sent out, telling everyone that you're gay.
August 17th, 2009 7:14 AM
GG: Good morning, Upper East Siders!!!
Chuck & Nate: Good morning, Gossip Girl!!!
Rank: New User
August 17th, 2009 6:07 AM
Nate: What's with the orange?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass.
Rank: Extra
August 17th, 2009 4:56 AM
Chuck: It seems like Blair has finally come to her senses and sent Gossip Girl our sex tape.
Nate: But you're in my bedroom. Blair and I were going out then, Chuck.
Chuck: Yes... you're very perceptive Nathaniel.
August 17th, 2009 4:41 AM
Chuck: (to himself) Looking hot Bass. Should totally wear hats more...
Nate: (to himself) Yeah, I should not do hats
Rank: Extra
August 17th, 2009 3:25 AM
Chuck: You know, Nate, Blair REALLY *ahem* needs me right now, and it will only take a few minutes, and so could you just distract all these people...? I swear, I'll do anything you want...
Nate: Chuck, I'm not distracting everyone while you have phone sex with Blair.
Chuck: ... Fine.
August 17th, 2009 2:26 AM
Nate: Damn Chuck ! is that you and Vanessa ?
Chuck: why are you surprised ?
Nate: well she really needs a haircut.
Chuck: trust me Archibald , that's not her head.
Nate: ????
August 17th, 2009 2:00 AM
Chuck: Omg, i think im going to check Gossip Girl. Only thing that's going to get me thru this boring graduation.
Nate: *not looking up from his phone* already ahead of you.
August 17th, 2009 1:43 AM
Chuck texting Nate: So, I was wondering...did Vanessa show you her trick with her feeth and her tongue?
Nate texting Chuck: No but she actually told me about the scarf thing...man how the hell can you do that?
August 17th, 2009 12:59 AM
Chuck:Oh how did Gossip Girl Leak this
Nate:What...ohh no is it our sex tape
Chuck:No where I bought my scarf.
August 17th, 2009 12:17 AM
Chuck: What?
Nate: Wow.
Chuck: Oh the scarf is off now! It's go time. I'll show her a coward!
Nate: NOT THE SCARF!
August 16th, 2009 9:49 PM
Chuck: ''Damn, I really think it`s time to change my Hello Kitty background''.
Nate: ''Yeah, me too''
Rank: Extra
August 16th, 2009 7:17 PM
Chuck: Damn...Blair was right, my hair did look better the old way. O and Nate, u don't have to text me..i'm sitting right next to you.
Nate: O right! Sorry, my man bangs were in the way, couldn't see you.
Rank: New User
August 16th, 2009 6:02 PM
Chuck, texting to Nate: Here's the video of how I spent last night. You're welcome, Archibald.
Nate, texting back: You're a nasty motherchucker.
August 16th, 2009 4:33 PM
Chuck: Archibald, I know graduation is extremely fascinating and everything but check out this Gossip Girl Blast...
Nate: Dude, shut up, I'm almost through this level and am on my way to a high score!
***
Chuck thinking: I'll just hold up my phone real high, so everybody thinks I'm reading the Blast when actually I'm taking photos of Headmistress Queller sitting with her legs wide open...
***
Nate thinking: How the hell do you unlock the keys to this thing?
August 16th, 2009 4:09 PM
Nate: My Dicks Bigger than yours.
Chuck: Naw man mine is Huge.
Nate: Dude go Ask Blair which is Bigger.
Chuck: Ill Go ask your mom.