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  1. sarcastic_shadow

    Nate: OMG! I just got this weird text.
    Chuck: Huh...me too. Mines says 'We have your scarf-'
    Nate(interrupting): 'Surrender the manbangs for its safe return.'

  2. LucyluvsChuck

    Chuck is running Bass Industries from his seat at graduation.

    Nate thinking: "What are all these numbers and buttons?" blink. blink.

  3. Trish

    Nate: Um, Chuck?
    Chuck: Yes, Nathaniel?
    Nate: Gossip Girl just sent out a blast with a photo of you and Blair hooking up... in a stairwell at that party last week...
    Chuck: I told Blair that she was being too loud...

  4. Shelby

    Texting:
    Nate: Whatever happened to your scarf?
    Chuck: I don't know. I guess it got lost...
    Nate: "Yeah that's what you think..." (mumbling with a smirk)
    Chuck: "What?"
    Nate: "Oh nothing..." (Thinking to himself: Nobody thought I'd get my revenge... now onto Blair's headbands!)

  5. N.R.Colfer
    Rank: Extra

    Chuck: Do these cap and gown make me look fat?
    Nate: If you worked out a little-
    Chuck: I do a lot of working out, Nathaniel.
    Nate: Jumping your scarf doesn't count.
    Chuck: If by scarf you mean Blair- it so does.

  6. Navkiran

    Chuck: If I'm so rich, why don't I have like, an iPhone or something?
    Nate: Beats me!

  7. Navkiran

    Chuck: If I'm so rich, why don't I have like, an iPhone or something?
    Nate: Beats me!

  8. iamblairwaldorf.blairwaldorfisme

    Chuck: Hey man, check this out.
    Nate: What is it?
    Chuck: It's me and Blair's sex tape.
    Nate: Dude, that's horrib- OMG I didn't know she could do that with her feet!
    Chuck: -laughing- I did.

  9. iamblairwaldorf.blairwaldorfisme

    Chuck to Nate: Hey man, I know what you did last night.
    Nate to Chuck: Really?
    Chuck to Nate: You better stop it. It-
    Nate to Chuck: Goes against God's will, I know. But I can't help it! I'm in love with him...
    Chuck to Nate: WHAT?! I was talking about you smoking pot!

  10. Ciel

    Nate: Oh man, I can't believe I'm getting dark circles from all the sleeping around.

    Chuck: *thinking to himself* And I can't believe I got dark circles as well... gotta tell Blair that even if I'm Chuck Bass, I need my beauty sleep too.

  11. Janelle188

    Nate: [texting] Wats up? what r u doing?

    Chuck: [texting] Nthnel, u hve gt 2 stp wth the pot! Im rt nxt 2 u. We're graduating.

    Nate: [texting] o ya! lol

  12. kristen_a
    Rank: Guest Star

    Gossip Girl: "Graduation has finally arrived. So let's take a moment to remember my biggest success of the year: make the Bass scarf disappear. Next year mission: manbangs demolition. You know you love me,
    xoxo Gossip Girl "

  13. kamay
    Rank: Guest Star

    Chuck and Nate are checking their bank accounts:

    CHUCK(thinking): 100 million bucks on this one! Wow, welcome to my world!

    NATE(thinking): *sigh*Can't withdraw some cash without Grandpa's approval? The world is so messed up!

  14. chair4evarr
    Rank: Guest Star

    hahaha nice jess 108

  15. Rachel

    Spotted: Chuck Bass' scarf shredded in the streets of New York, RIP the great scarf. RIP.

  16. J123
    Rank: Regular Character

    o0hdee that was such a good one

  17. Forever Chair-xo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: This is so uncalled for.
    Chuck: What, me checking my reflection?
    Nate: No, the Gossip Girl blast.
    Chuck: What blast? (grabs phone from Nate) You beat me for class whore?! Now sleeping with all those girl was for nothing!
    Nate: What about Blair?
    Chuck: (doesn't hear Nate) ALL FOR NOTHING!
    Nate: Wow, I thought you loved her.

  18. kamay
    Rank: Guest Star

    GOSSIP GIRL: “Guys, you got to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls”

    NATE & CHUCK: *sigh*

  19. kamay
    Rank: Guest Star

    Gossip

  20. kaliiix07

    Nate: Look, Gossip Girl reported on Blair and my relationship.
    Chuck: WHAT? You told Blair you loved her, and she said "well that's too bad?"

  21. whoregina
    Rank: Extra

    hahah yess, gossipguy92!!!! brava!

  22. GossipGuy92
    Rank: Extra

    Gossip Girl: Good Morning uppereast siders.... (leaves computer and goes to the bathroom)

    (Gossip Girl's little brother walks in and types): I stuff my bra with socks. I use super huge tampons. and I like to wear granny panties cause they're nice.

    Chuck: WTF!?!

    Nate: I don't know who she is but I like her already.

    Chuck: you'll do anything that moves.

  23. livi

    Chuck: How likely is it that we both have our phones and put text messages before graduation?
    Nate: We ARE trust fund babies. What do you expect?

  24. Bob

    Chuck: I need a nose hair trim...
    Nate: I need an eyebrow wax...

  25. whoregina
    Rank: Extra

    Text from Chuck to Nate: Fuck, Marry and Kill - Headmistress Queller, Eleanor Waldorf, and Dorota...go!!!
    Text from Nate to Chuck: dude...eleanor....is hot.
    Text from Chuck to Nate: uhmm...okay, I was just trying to bust your balls, but uh...yeah, no that's cool too.
    Text from Nate to Chuck: =]
    Text from Chuck to Nate: okay, STOP!


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