Nate: so now i'm the classwhore?
Chuck: you brought it upon yourself Archibald when you published your poem "Viagra, anthem of my life"
Nate:and what about Dan Humphrey? he's slept with Serena. i've slept with Serena. he's slept with Vanessa. i've slept with Vanessa.
chuck: i've slept with Vanessa too. but apparently it doesn't count.
Nate: yeah she sucks
meestwick Rank: Guest Star
August 14th, 2009 11:31 AM
Selena Lily, i loved yours!
[texting]
nate: so i heard about this super exclusive party in your limo. where's my invite? we're the bromance of the century
chuck: nathaniel my boy, this is just for me and blair. and the only thing we'll be wearing is some 1775 Sherry, and of course my scarf.
nate: .....?
chuck: it's wine, only costs about 45, 000 dollars, a little expensive for the archibald taste.
nate: [screams] UNCALLED FOR MAN!
headmistress queller: so i see that the loss of the state title is a sore subject for mr. archibald, better luck to the next lacross captian...
Ed+Leighton=CHEMISTRY
August 14th, 2009 11:29 AM
C: (texting) hey babe meet me outside the grad party i got the limo
N: let me guess its for blair
C: No i am moving on from her i wnat nelly yuki now!!
N: well she is... kinda cute
C: I know and she is one of the only people you havent hooked up with
N:Thats what you think!!
Nate~ wow! Michael Jackson died!
Chuck: really????
Nate: yep! Gossip Girl said so!
Chuck: I wonder if the Jacksons would let me keep Jacko's chimp Bubbles??
Nate: Why?
Chuck: Sweetie need a partner in crime!
Nate: (no comment)
Chuck: Whenever I google myself my dad just comes up.
Nate: Just use google image! That's what I always do.
Ed+Leighton=CHEMISTRY
August 14th, 2009 11:21 AM
N: have you seen this video
C: wooo i never knew
N: I know how can Dorota move like that!!
C: mmmmmm
N: chuck buddy i think we found out where your scarf has been
C&N: EWWWWWW
Ed+Leighton=CHEMISTRY
August 14th, 2009 11:19 AM
N: i cant wait to move into my new apartment with my new girl
C: well i thought you and blair were over
N: we are but i have a new girl
C:let me guess dorota
N: how did you know :O
C: well shes the only person you havent hooked up wiv yet or she was!!
Ed+Leighton=CHEMISTRY
August 14th, 2009 11:14 AM
Nate (thinks to himelf) my manbangs are looking hot tonight theres no way blair can resit the bangs
Chuck(texting)Get the limo waiting outside for me and blair after the grad party its limo time
Chuck&Nate at the same time: I cant wait for tonight!!
Margaux
August 14th, 2009 11:10 AM
Chuck: Gossip Girl just posted there's a new queen in town.
Nate: Great, another girlfriend for me!
LoveUchair
August 14th, 2009 11:03 AM
Nate: do i have something on my face. Blair keeps looking at me
Chuck: she's looking at me. i just sent her a very dirty text
Nate: is that really her weakness? foul language.
Chuck...and limos and my scarf...not to mention my English accent
Emi
August 14th, 2009 10:56 AM
Nate: Yes! 1000 followers on Twitter!
anne st
August 14th, 2009 10:48 AM
Nate: Gossip girl just texted me. she wants a booty call right now
Chuck: can't you wait until after graduation?
Nate: i don't think she can wait that long
Chuck: Archibald, before you go,let me ask. what is she like? a girl
Nate: to be honest with you Chuck. i don't know the difference.
Queeniebeanie Rank: New User
August 14th, 2009 10:43 AM
Nate (to himself): Just act natural. .. keep texting. . .Chuck probably didn't even notice.
Chuck: A little Beano before an event never hurt anyone, Nathaniel.
anne st
August 14th, 2009 10:32 AM
Nate: Dorota just sent me a cool pic. wanna see?
Chuck: is Blair getting dressed or is she doing the inverse?
Nate: what?
Chuck: is she bent over?
Nate: who, Dorota? yeah
Chuck: No, i mean Blair
Nate: chuck i don't know how to tell you this but Blair is not in the picture
N: Damn, how you came to the last level of Tetris?
C: I paid them!
Hannah
August 14th, 2009 10:21 AM
Nate: What are you doing?
Chuck: Sending a prank text message to Dan Humphrey. I'm pretending to be a girl.
Nate: What's the message say?
Chuck: "Meet me outside of the school for some hot sex."
*Turns to see Dan run through doors*
C: hey, Nate! Watch my backround picture!
N: Hmm, is that Blair?
C: Unlike me, i don't have Dorota's topless picture there.
N: Do I feel jealousy?
Jerkette
August 14th, 2009 10:13 AM
"Dang. Twitter fail!"
TheBlah
August 14th, 2009 10:09 AM
Chuck: Mmmm... Blair.
Nate: Mmmm... Blair.
Chuck: Wait... WHAT?
anne st
August 14th, 2009 10:04 AM
made a mistake
Chuck: Nate, they're gonna call you up any second. what are you doing on your phone?
Nate: i'm writing my column in Women's Wear Daily
Chuck: what's your pen name?
Nate: Dan humpfrey
Chuck: nicely done Archibald, you're apparently smarter than i thought
Nate and Chuck are playing a multiplayer game using their phones.
Nate: COME ON. JUST ONE HUNDRED POINTS MORE AND I'LL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN CHUCK.
Chuck: Archibald, as much as you want to beat me, you can't I'm Chuck Bass, bitch. Your man bangs will not win to my purple taste.
Nate: FUCK THIS. BULLSHIT. REMATCH!
anne st
August 14th, 2009 9:59 AM
Chuck: Nate, they're gonna call you up any second. what are you doing on your phone?
Nate: i'm writing my column in Women's Wear Daily
Chuck: what's your pen name?
Nate: Dan humpfrey
Chuck: nicely done Archibald. you're apparently smarter than i though
dylandaydream Rank: New User
August 14th, 2009 9:56 AM
Nate: oh yeah
Chuck: why?
Nate: I got a new high score in the Guitar Hero leaderboards.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
August 14th, 2009 11:39 AM
Nate: so now i'm the classwhore?
Chuck: you brought it upon yourself Archibald when you published your poem "Viagra, anthem of my life"
Nate:and what about Dan Humphrey? he's slept with Serena. i've slept with Serena. he's slept with Vanessa. i've slept with Vanessa.
chuck: i've slept with Vanessa too. but apparently it doesn't count.
Nate: yeah she sucks
Rank: Guest Star
August 14th, 2009 11:31 AM
Selena Lily, i loved yours!
[texting]
nate: so i heard about this super exclusive party in your limo. where's my invite? we're the bromance of the century
chuck: nathaniel my boy, this is just for me and blair. and the only thing we'll be wearing is some 1775 Sherry, and of course my scarf.
nate: .....?
chuck: it's wine, only costs about 45, 000 dollars, a little expensive for the archibald taste.
nate: [screams] UNCALLED FOR MAN!
headmistress queller: so i see that the loss of the state title is a sore subject for mr. archibald, better luck to the next lacross captian...
August 14th, 2009 11:29 AM
C: (texting) hey babe meet me outside the grad party i got the limo
N: let me guess its for blair
C: No i am moving on from her i wnat nelly yuki now!!
N: well she is... kinda cute
C: I know and she is one of the only people you havent hooked up with
N:Thats what you think!!
Rank: Extra
August 14th, 2009 11:28 AM
Chuck: Hey, Nate, you keep texting since the beginning, who you're texting??
Nate: Uh...Nobody.
Chuck: Come on you ass, let me see.
Nate: NO!!!!!
Chuck grabs the phone and sees...
I LOVE YOU.
send to: Dan Humphrey
Chuck: Don't worry Archibald, your secret's safe with me.
Then a few seconds later.
GG: Teenage love. How beautiful. Gay teenage love, not so much. I win Bass. I told you so.
Chuck: Damn. I hate it when I lose to GG.
Rank: Extra
August 14th, 2009 11:26 AM
Nate~ wow! Michael Jackson died!
Chuck: really????
Nate: yep! Gossip Girl said so!
Chuck: I wonder if the Jacksons would let me keep Jacko's chimp Bubbles??
Nate: Why?
Chuck: Sweetie need a partner in crime!
Nate: (no comment)
Rank: New User
August 14th, 2009 11:25 AM
Chuck: Whenever I google myself my dad just comes up.
Nate: Just use google image! That's what I always do.
August 14th, 2009 11:21 AM
N: have you seen this video
C: wooo i never knew
N: I know how can Dorota move like that!!
C: mmmmmm
N: chuck buddy i think we found out where your scarf has been
C&N: EWWWWWW
August 14th, 2009 11:19 AM
N: i cant wait to move into my new apartment with my new girl
C: well i thought you and blair were over
N: we are but i have a new girl
C:let me guess dorota
N: how did you know :O
C: well shes the only person you havent hooked up wiv yet or she was!!
August 14th, 2009 11:14 AM
Nate (thinks to himelf) my manbangs are looking hot tonight theres no way blair can resit the bangs
Chuck(texting)Get the limo waiting outside for me and blair after the grad party its limo time
Chuck&Nate at the same time: I cant wait for tonight!!
August 14th, 2009 11:10 AM
Chuck: Gossip Girl just posted there's a new queen in town.
Nate: Great, another girlfriend for me!
August 14th, 2009 11:03 AM
Nate: do i have something on my face. Blair keeps looking at me
Chuck: she's looking at me. i just sent her a very dirty text
Nate: is that really her weakness? foul language.
Chuck...and limos and my scarf...not to mention my English accent
August 14th, 2009 10:56 AM
Nate: Yes! 1000 followers on Twitter!
August 14th, 2009 10:48 AM
Nate: Gossip girl just texted me. she wants a booty call right now
Chuck: can't you wait until after graduation?
Nate: i don't think she can wait that long
Chuck: Archibald, before you go,let me ask. what is she like? a girl
Nate: to be honest with you Chuck. i don't know the difference.
Rank: New User
August 14th, 2009 10:43 AM
Nate (to himself): Just act natural. .. keep texting. . .Chuck probably didn't even notice.
Chuck: A little Beano before an event never hurt anyone, Nathaniel.
August 14th, 2009 10:32 AM
Nate: Dorota just sent me a cool pic. wanna see?
Chuck: is Blair getting dressed or is she doing the inverse?
Nate: what?
Chuck: is she bent over?
Nate: who, Dorota? yeah
Chuck: No, i mean Blair
Nate: chuck i don't know how to tell you this but Blair is not in the picture
Rank: Extra
August 14th, 2009 10:23 AM
N: Damn, how you came to the last level of Tetris?
C: I paid them!
August 14th, 2009 10:21 AM
Nate: What are you doing?
Chuck: Sending a prank text message to Dan Humphrey. I'm pretending to be a girl.
Nate: What's the message say?
Chuck: "Meet me outside of the school for some hot sex."
*Turns to see Dan run through doors*
Rank: Extra
August 14th, 2009 10:14 AM
C: hey, Nate! Watch my backround picture!
N: Hmm, is that Blair?
C: Unlike me, i don't have Dorota's topless picture there.
N: Do I feel jealousy?
August 14th, 2009 10:13 AM
"Dang. Twitter fail!"
August 14th, 2009 10:09 AM
Chuck: Mmmm... Blair.
Nate: Mmmm... Blair.
Chuck: Wait... WHAT?
August 14th, 2009 10:04 AM
made a mistake
Chuck: Nate, they're gonna call you up any second. what are you doing on your phone?
Nate: i'm writing my column in Women's Wear Daily
Chuck: what's your pen name?
Nate: Dan humpfrey
Chuck: nicely done Archibald, you're apparently smarter than i thought
Rank: Extra
August 14th, 2009 10:04 AM
Nate and Chuck are playing a multiplayer game using their phones.
Nate: COME ON. JUST ONE HUNDRED POINTS MORE AND I'LL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN CHUCK.
Chuck: Archibald, as much as you want to beat me, you can't I'm Chuck Bass, bitch. Your man bangs will not win to my purple taste.
Nate: FUCK THIS. BULLSHIT. REMATCH!
August 14th, 2009 9:59 AM
Chuck: Nate, they're gonna call you up any second. what are you doing on your phone?
Nate: i'm writing my column in Women's Wear Daily
Chuck: what's your pen name?
Nate: Dan humpfrey
Chuck: nicely done Archibald. you're apparently smarter than i though
Rank: New User
August 14th, 2009 9:56 AM
Nate: oh yeah
Chuck: why?
Nate: I got a new high score in the Guitar Hero leaderboards.
Rank: Extra
August 14th, 2009 9:50 AM
Nate: Damn! I look good.
Chuck: Don't bother, the pictures of you and Blair kissing at the spot where we kissed weren't true.
Nate: Damn Chuck, I just said I looked good, I didn't say spoil me of the ending. Partypooper.