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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 65

 

Welcome, Gossip Girl fans, to the 65th Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest.

This week's winner is Michelle. Congrats! The winning entry appears below.

As always, it was a difficult choice with all of the awesome captions sent in.

Honorable mentions go out to meestwick, MARiLYNN and mina. Thank you all so much for playing and best of luck again in this week's Caption Contest!

Rufus: Uh huh, I'll tell him. Thanks, bye.
Dan: What's up, Dad?
Rufus: That was Miss Carr. She wants her virginity back.

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104 Comments

  1. Joanne Archiass

    Dan:Whose on the phone?
    Rufus: I'm talking to the dry cleaners, apparently they've lost Cedric.
    Dan: Thats not funny dad!
    Rufus: Well, I did tell you not to get him dirty

  2. mrs.Bass

    Ruffus: I know... yea.. No Scott Dan doesn't know his adopted..
    Dan: *clears throat*
    Ruffus: F&#K.

  3. Daniela

    Rufus: "Dan, I just got off the phone with NYU, they say you have been absent fot more than two weeks, where have you been son?
    Dan: Dad, I am in love, you and Lily just have to deal with it and let me live my life the way I should"
    Rufus: Son, I have told you so many times that you seeing Serena is not right, so I have to put my foot down this time"
    Dan: Oh no Dad you got it wrong, it's not Serena, I am in ,love with Eric, you know the books say I am bisexual, so get with the program old man"

  4. kharinuts

    Dan: Uhm...
    Rufus: I'm on the phone now-- Holy sssshhh... What happened to your tooth, Dan? Where did it go?!

  5. motherchucker09
    Rank: Extra

    Rufus: Thank you so much for helping me with my car insurance. Dan???
    Dan: Dad? You don't have a car!
    Rufus: I know I just.....
    (in the back ground) It always feels like somebodys watching me!

  6. sarcastic_shadow

    Rufus:(on phone) Yes, I am too sexy for my shirt; so sexy it hurts. How did you know? *pause* Wait, my son's too sexy for your party? Hmm...That explains a lot.

  7. forever&always.blair&chuck
    Rank: Extra

    Um, Natalie, that was random, I don't see any Chair captions on here at all. Anyway:
    Rufus: And then I was like "Ohmygod" and...Oh, hold on, Dan's coming, I wish he'd stop listening to my phone conversations.
    *Dan walks in*
    Rufus: And I said "Are you kidding me? My son is the sexiest man alive! Any-"
    Dan: Ohmygod, Dad!
    Rufus: HA! Caught you, Dan!

  8. basslover13

    Rufus: [to operator] Hi, yes i would like to order "man in a bottle" for my son seeing that he cant even stop a foreign criminal from stealing his girlfriend!?

  9. Firewalker

    Rufus: *thinking* If I don't move maybe he won't see me.
    Dan: *thinking* Huh? That statue of my dad sure looks lifelike. I wonder what the phone is meant to symbalise?

  10. MotherChuckingBasstard
    Rank: Guest Star

    Rufus: you have no idea what it's like ok! It's Hell Lily please try and understand, first the school and now this?-
    Dan: Dad what's wrong??
    Rufus: Vanessa is moving in with us and Lily!
    Dan: WHAT? FML!
    Rufus: That's what I said, another place she doesn't belong and if she brings her video camera we're going to have to put her down son.


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