Rufus: so i'll take the hot pink fishnets, silver glittery corset, matching thong and i think a size 16 in those leopard pumps will look fabulous on my--
Dan: *clears throat*
Rufus: *turns around* umm fiance...
missjill Rank: New User
August 21st, 2009 11:16 AM
I don't think Chuck is the kind of guy that wears boxers. MAYBE boxer briefs, but definitely not boxers.
Michelle
August 21st, 2009 11:05 AM
Rufus: Uh huh, I'll tell him. Thanks, bye.
Dan: What's up, Dad?
Rufus: That was Miss Carr. She wants her virginity back.
Penn: Your phone's going off again
Matthew: No it's not...
Penn: Yes, it-
Matthew: SHUSH!!!
Cameraman: Turn it off!
Matthew: It's not my phone...it's not my wife...it's not my phone, Joe...
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August 21st, 2009 10:56 AM
NO! Again!!! < gg > NOT BLANKNESS! gggrrr. fine, just call me ANON then or something.
August 21st, 2009 10:54 AM
wow, the name didn't show up right for some reason...it was supposed to be , not >. yeah.
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August 21st, 2009 10:53 AM
Rufus: So she was like, "ehmagawd NO he didn't!" And then I was like...holy crap my son is right here in front of me.
Dan: "Go shopping or something," he said. "I'm expecting an important business call," he said.
Michelle
August 21st, 2009 10:50 AM
Rufus: Uh huh...I see...yes, I understand. I'll tell him. Thank you for calling. Bye.
Dan: Dad? What's up?
Rufus: Serena just died in a car crash.
Dan: WHAT?!
Rufus: Ha! Just kidding!
yalieforever Rank: Extra
August 21st, 2009 10:16 AM
Dan: Come on Dad, they're about to start showing previews for the new Twilight movie and I want you to see why my hair is so much better than Robert-I'm-A-Twat Pattinson's!
Rufus: Just a second! I'm talking to the NYU admissions office.
(into phone) Now seriously, how early can he move in?
J123 Rank: Regular Character
August 21st, 2009 9:58 AM
rufus: hang on, lil, theres someone watching me...
MARiLYNN*
August 21st, 2009 9:38 AM
right now i can't even think of something as funny as meestwick's!! LMFAO
J123 Rank: Regular Character
August 21st, 2009 9:18 AM
rufus: sorry lily, gotta go i think dan has a squirrel on his chin...oh no, thats just his new beard.
J123 Rank: Regular Character
August 21st, 2009 9:14 AM
rufus: The eagle has landed! Abort! Abort!
Qw/oU
August 21st, 2009 9:02 AM
RUFUS: Hang on a second, there's a small gremlin on my tail. Hello, strange creature. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
Dan: For the last time, Dad. World of Warcraft and alcohol DO NOT MIX WELL.
Rufus: He's on to me! Uh, gotta go, bye!
MissyB_
August 21st, 2009 8:53 AM
Rufus: Yeah I think I gotta hang, my kids just busted me.
Jenny: Seriously dad, you too!
Dan: What's up with Dorota?!?
ChairBear Rank: Guest Star
August 21st, 2009 8:23 AM
Rufus: I love you to Vanes...saLily!
Dan: HOLY...
meestwick Rank: Guest Star
August 21st, 2009 8:21 AM
rufus:
"yes, oh yes, i know exactally how you like it mhhhm, you can have it however you want, whatever you'd like [turns around and sees dan] soo stuffed crust pizza it is. and pepporoni? alright, bye! [hangs up] that was just lily... we're ording pizza tonight. i guess."
dodo_daniel
August 21st, 2009 8:19 AM
Rufus: So you'll be here in 5 Sere..Lily!
Dan: Anything you care to explain Dad?
xsummerfreak
August 21st, 2009 7:16 AM
R: Hey..eh.. Dan. [Thinking: He can't hear me order a prostitute for tonight.] I thought you went to the movies with blair?
D: Yeah, forgot my jacket.
Blair: You say I always bet against you. Not this time. I'm all in.
August 21st, 2009 12:00 PM
Rufus: so i'll take the hot pink fishnets, silver glittery corset, matching thong and i think a size 16 in those leopard pumps will look fabulous on my--
Dan: *clears throat*
Rufus: *turns around* umm fiance...
Rank: New User
August 21st, 2009 11:16 AM
I don't think Chuck is the kind of guy that wears boxers. MAYBE boxer briefs, but definitely not boxers.
August 21st, 2009 11:05 AM
Rufus: Uh huh, I'll tell him. Thanks, bye.
Dan: What's up, Dad?
Rufus: That was Miss Carr. She wants her virginity back.
Rank: Extra
August 21st, 2009 11:02 AM
Penn: Your phone's going off again
Matthew: No it's not...
Penn: Yes, it-
Matthew: SHUSH!!!
Cameraman: Turn it off!
Matthew: It's not my phone...it's not my wife...it's not my phone, Joe...
August 21st, 2009 10:56 AM
NO! Again!!! < gg > NOT BLANKNESS! gggrrr. fine, just call me ANON then or something.
August 21st, 2009 10:54 AM
wow, the name didn't show up right for some reason...it was supposed to be , not >. yeah.
August 21st, 2009 10:53 AM
Rufus: So she was like, "ehmagawd NO he didn't!" And then I was like...holy crap my son is right here in front of me.
Dan: "Go shopping or something," he said. "I'm expecting an important business call," he said.
August 21st, 2009 10:50 AM
Rufus: Uh huh...I see...yes, I understand. I'll tell him. Thank you for calling. Bye.
Dan: Dad? What's up?
Rufus: Serena just died in a car crash.
Dan: WHAT?!
Rufus: Ha! Just kidding!
Rank: Extra
August 21st, 2009 10:16 AM
Dan: Come on Dad, they're about to start showing previews for the new Twilight movie and I want you to see why my hair is so much better than Robert-I'm-A-Twat Pattinson's!
Rufus: Just a second! I'm talking to the NYU admissions office.
(into phone) Now seriously, how early can he move in?
Rank: Regular Character
August 21st, 2009 9:58 AM
rufus: hang on, lil, theres someone watching me...
August 21st, 2009 9:38 AM
right now i can't even think of something as funny as meestwick's!! LMFAO
Rank: Regular Character
August 21st, 2009 9:18 AM
rufus: sorry lily, gotta go i think dan has a squirrel on his chin...oh no, thats just his new beard.
Rank: Regular Character
August 21st, 2009 9:14 AM
rufus: The eagle has landed! Abort! Abort!
August 21st, 2009 9:02 AM
RUFUS: Hang on a second, there's a small gremlin on my tail. Hello, strange creature. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
Dan: For the last time, Dad. World of Warcraft and alcohol DO NOT MIX WELL.
Rufus: He's on to me! Uh, gotta go, bye!
August 21st, 2009 8:53 AM
Rufus: Yeah I think I gotta hang, my kids just busted me.
Jenny: Seriously dad, you too!
Dan: What's up with Dorota?!?
Rank: Guest Star
August 21st, 2009 8:23 AM
Rufus: I love you to Vanes...saLily!
Dan: HOLY...
Rank: Guest Star
August 21st, 2009 8:21 AM
rufus:
"yes, oh yes, i know exactally how you like it mhhhm, you can have it however you want, whatever you'd like [turns around and sees dan] soo stuffed crust pizza it is. and pepporoni? alright, bye! [hangs up] that was just lily... we're ording pizza tonight. i guess."
August 21st, 2009 8:19 AM
Rufus: So you'll be here in 5 Sere..Lily!
Dan: Anything you care to explain Dad?
August 21st, 2009 7:16 AM
R: Hey..eh.. Dan. [Thinking: He can't hear me order a prostitute for tonight.] I thought you went to the movies with blair?
D: Yeah, forgot my jacket.