Cop: why the long face ?
Serena: i can't believe you would put the number of men I've slept with on this plate.
yuki
August 29th, 2009 2:29 PM
S: I'm Serena van der Woodsen and I just got punk'd.
Michelle Rank: Guest Star
August 29th, 2009 12:43 PM
Serena: Well, this is quite the jump from stealing candy bracelets from the penny store down the street.
iamblairwaldorf.blairwaldorfisme
August 29th, 2009 12:07 PM
Serena: *muttering* If Chuck is behind all of this, I swear to god...That motherchucking basshole!
Chuck: I may be behind the glass Serena, but I can still hear you.
Queen B
August 29th, 2009 11:49 AM
Officer - Ms. Vanderwoodsen the fans have found you guilty.
Serena - Of what?!?!
Officer - Constant cleavage exposure, the inability to comb your hair, dating Dan Humphrey for a third time, and not pushing Chair to get together sooner.
Serena - How is that last one my fault?!?!
*Officer shakes his head sadly and leaves the room*
O.Le
August 29th, 2009 6:20 AM
Hi, I'm Serena Van der Woodsen, and you're listening to NYPD Radio only on Gossip Girl Insider!
Serena: Uh... officer? I think I'm going to skip that one phonecall, the only person I can think of calling is Blair, and I'm not in the mood to explain why I was arrested for commiting several sex offences with one of her headbands.
shiningxstarx Rank: New User
August 29th, 2009 12:48 AM
Photographer: Work it, Serena! We love the dark and troubled look here at the NYPD!
SERENA- No officer wait, it wasn't actually my fault that he died! See we were about to make this sex-tape but then he decided to do a few lines first but then he TOTALLY spazzed out so I ran off to Connecticut where no one would find out and I-
POLICE- Whoa Miss! You do know that you are just here because of a bracelet right..?
SERENA- Oh no. . . Should I show you my boobs now?
Rebecca
August 28th, 2009 11:53 PM
I knew sleeping with Carter would backfire.
Michaela
August 28th, 2009 10:42 PM
Gossip Girl: We all know S wants all of the attention but thankfully the girl was put in jail for indecent exposure. S do you really have to show all of that so everyone will take their eye's off of Chuck and onto you. S that will never happen.
Michaela
August 28th, 2009 10:40 PM
Gossip Girl: Fashion Police just caugh S Listen indecent exposure of none other than her boobs. Maybe now she will learn to hide those.
Michelle Rank: Guest Star
August 28th, 2009 9:41 PM
Serena: There's a mistake on this plate, it's supposed to say NJBC, not NYPD.
Michelle Rank: Guest Star
August 28th, 2009 9:10 PM
Serena: There's a mistake on this plate, it's supposed to say NJBC, not NYPD. The Non-Judging Breakfast Club?
Michelle Rank: Guest Star
August 28th, 2009 9:07 PM
I know this is random but the date on the plaque is my Birthday! it's just so random. what are the odds they'd pick that date. >.<
Now for my caption
Serena: hows this?
Camera man: beautiful!
Serena: Are you sure cause this thing is hiding my boobs
Sasha
August 28th, 2009 7:02 PM
Spotted: Jailbird S posing moodily for her mug shot. A picture is worth a thousand words, but I'm sure at the moment, S can only think of a few choice words of profanity. Looks like she never should have stolen Queen B's bejeweled headband. Can you say Guilty As Charged? xoxo...
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
August 29th, 2009 2:40 PM
Er... Senior prank?
August 29th, 2009 2:35 PM
Cop: why the long face ?
Serena: i can't believe you would put the number of men I've slept with on this plate.
August 29th, 2009 2:29 PM
S: I'm Serena van der Woodsen and I just got punk'd.
Rank: Guest Star
August 29th, 2009 12:43 PM
Serena: Well, this is quite the jump from stealing candy bracelets from the penny store down the street.
August 29th, 2009 12:07 PM
Serena: *muttering* If Chuck is behind all of this, I swear to god...That motherchucking basshole!
Chuck: I may be behind the glass Serena, but I can still hear you.
August 29th, 2009 11:49 AM
Officer - Ms. Vanderwoodsen the fans have found you guilty.
Serena - Of what?!?!
Officer - Constant cleavage exposure, the inability to comb your hair, dating Dan Humphrey for a third time, and not pushing Chair to get together sooner.
Serena - How is that last one my fault?!?!
*Officer shakes his head sadly and leaves the room*
August 29th, 2009 6:20 AM
Hi, I'm Serena Van der Woodsen, and you're listening to NYPD Radio only on Gossip Girl Insider!
August 29th, 2009 4:24 AM
StuckInParis - thanks! :D
August 29th, 2009 1:03 AM
"oh great. here we go again"
Rank: Extra
August 29th, 2009 1:00 AM
Serena: Uh... officer? I think I'm going to skip that one phonecall, the only person I can think of calling is Blair, and I'm not in the mood to explain why I was arrested for commiting several sex offences with one of her headbands.
Rank: New User
August 29th, 2009 12:48 AM
Photographer: Work it, Serena! We love the dark and troubled look here at the NYPD!
August 29th, 2009 12:33 AM
OMG m0nobody's is hilarious!!lol
Rank: Extra
August 29th, 2009 12:14 AM
SERENA- No officer wait, it wasn't actually my fault that he died! See we were about to make this sex-tape but then he decided to do a few lines first but then he TOTALLY spazzed out so I ran off to Connecticut where no one would find out and I-
POLICE- Whoa Miss! You do know that you are just here because of a bracelet right..?
SERENA- Oh no. . . Should I show you my boobs now?
August 28th, 2009 11:53 PM
I knew sleeping with Carter would backfire.
August 28th, 2009 10:42 PM
Gossip Girl: We all know S wants all of the attention but thankfully the girl was put in jail for indecent exposure. S do you really have to show all of that so everyone will take their eye's off of Chuck and onto you. S that will never happen.
August 28th, 2009 10:40 PM
Gossip Girl: Fashion Police just caugh S Listen indecent exposure of none other than her boobs. Maybe now she will learn to hide those.
Rank: Guest Star
August 28th, 2009 9:41 PM
Serena: There's a mistake on this plate, it's supposed to say NJBC, not NYPD.
Rank: Guest Star
August 28th, 2009 9:10 PM
Serena: There's a mistake on this plate, it's supposed to say NJBC, not NYPD. The Non-Judging Breakfast Club?
Rank: Guest Star
August 28th, 2009 9:07 PM
ohmygosh! THANK YOUUU! xoxoxoxoxoxo
Rank: Extra
August 28th, 2009 8:20 PM
Serena: All this just for wearing ugg boots!
August 28th, 2009 8:02 PM
serena: "Dan,don't you remember this date? I'ts our anniversary... ☺
Rank: Extra
August 28th, 2009 7:11 PM
Serena: You can't arrest me for fake boobs! These are mine!!!
cop: So you say.
Rank: Extra
August 28th, 2009 7:05 PM
I know this is random but the date on the plaque is my Birthday! it's just so random. what are the odds they'd pick that date. >.<
Now for my caption
Serena: hows this?
Camera man: beautiful!
Serena: Are you sure cause this thing is hiding my boobs
August 28th, 2009 7:02 PM
Spotted: Jailbird S posing moodily for her mug shot. A picture is worth a thousand words, but I'm sure at the moment, S can only think of a few choice words of profanity. Looks like she never should have stolen Queen B's bejeweled headband. Can you say Guilty As Charged? xoxo...
Rank: Regular Character
August 28th, 2009 6:51 PM
Gossip Girl: Wanna know the definition of Serena Van der Woodsen? NYPD; Naïve, Young and Pretty Desperate!