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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 66 Comments (Page 5)

137 Comments

  1. Amory

    Oh, shoot! Today should have been one of my "wear-a-bra" days!

  2. James

    Serena: Poppy Lifton died a not-so social death.

  3. dolita

    i guess it's true that messing with blair puts you away forever in a guarded place...

  4. Azelma

    Serena: This is the worst day ever! Getting mugged sucks.
    Cop #1: Huh? Wait, you were mugged, young lady?
    Cop #2: I think she's talking about the pictures... I've only known this girl for five seconds, and already I know she's not the brightest bulb in the socket!
    Serena: Oh, I totally agree, Mr. Policeman! The lighting in this place is terrible!

  5. GGLover

    Cop: Work it, Serena, work it!
    Serena: These are MUG shots, not HEAD shots.

  6. NPH ftw (damonsbabydoll)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Serena: I knew my boobs would one day put me in jail. They could at least let me put some clothes on before taking the photo though.

  7. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: No guys you have it all wrong! Dan is not my brother we just share one!

  8. JamieL

    NYPD: Serena Van der Woodson, we better make a heavy duty file for this one...

  9. Amy.

    Serena: Oh, c'mon! Does NO-ONE want my number?!

  10. yamila

    hola! alguien sabe alguna pagina de internet que se pueda ver cw online? para ver gossip girl cuando empiece la 3ยบ temporada, gracias!

  11. Chairplay
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: This has got to be the most unflattering pose I've ever struck. I can't even reveal any cleavage!

  12. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    serena:(thinking) I really hope this isnt a set up from chuck oh god!! blair would kill me first nate now chuck..
    (chuck walks in)
    Serena: Oh god

  13. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    typoss people sorry

    Serena: why am i here??
    Cop: because you stole a bracelet and that dress you wore was Hideous with a capital H (Checks out manbangs)
    serena: but.. normally i glide through life.. hey nate is that you??
    cop: (goes red phone goes off with ringtone i'm too sexy)
    serena: Omg is this a set up??
    cop: just shut up and stare straight at the camera
    serena: YES manbangs.. err i mean sir

  14. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: why am i here??
    Cop: because you stole a braclet and that dress you wore was Hideous with a capital H (Checks out manbangs)
    serena: but.. normally i glide through life.. hey nate is that you??
    cop: (goes red phone goes off with ringtone i'm too sexy)
    serena: Omg is this a set up??
    cop: just shut up and strae straight at the camera
    serena: YES manbangs.. err i mean sir

  15. WackyisntTacky

    Serena: I'm so natefused!
    cop: Nate-what?
    Serena: It's a gossip girl thing, you wouldn't get it.
    Cop: OMG you watch that too? I wonder whats going to happen with Chuck and Blair next season, and Georgina at the same collage as Blair WTF was that all about?
    Serena: *sigh*

  16. kirstenroxs22
    Rank: Guest Star

    I can't believe I just got arrested.

  17. UES Gossip Guy
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Im not a Man in a Dress!

  18. plake
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: WTF!

  19. darcyausten86
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Can we get this over with?

  20. kristen_a
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: Are you sure this is the best photo of me to put on Facebook? I don't smile, the light is all wrong and you can not even see my signature.
    Police Officer: What? This isn't a photoshoo... Wait, what's your signature?
    Serena: Showing my boobs.

  21. meestwick
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: you know that saying, a good friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be sitting next to you talking about how fun that was? that's a crock of shit. where's poppy lifton?

  22. Gina

    Serena: Chuck do make all your girls role play things like this

  23. serenatechair
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: I knew the police would catch me for my fashion crimes one day. My messy hair lately gave them just enough to press charges...

  24. jess_chair4evax
    Rank: Extra

    RAWR Katherine53 stole mine. LMAO she should win - great minds think alike :)

  25. CBFan
    Rank: Leading Character

    Serena: Aaron, I know you think this jail theme for your new exhibit is really creative and all but I'm getting tired of holding this thing...


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