Michael Ausiello of Entertainment Weekly is a giant tease.

In his spoiler Q&A today, he references the scandalous Chuck kiss several times without revealing much at all. Then again, they have to leave us wanting more.

Here are the Gossip Girl excerpts of his column for fun ...

Q: Stop resisting the temptation and tell us: What does Chuck say after he kisses another guy on Gossip Girl?

A: He says... Nope, can’t do it. Sorry.

Q: Please calm the storm in the Gossip Girl fandom and tell us if Chuck is bisexual?

A: I’ll say this: The comment Chuck makes to Blair post-smooch ... Nope, can’t do it.

Q: où as tu appris le Français? ça fait bizzare et plaisir à la fois de te lire répondre à Xav.

A: Je pense à prendre mes vacances de Noël en France. Tu pourrais me trouver un hébergement gratuit (et de préférence luxueux)?

Q: Anything else you can share about Chuck’s gay kiss on Gossip Girl?

A: Scandal! The hottie he macks on has played gay before!

Former soap star Neal Bledsoe recently shot a guest appearance on Californication as Hank’s vampire-lit loving student. His episode airs on Sunday, October 4.

Not sure if he gets to first base with David Duchovny, but for the purposes of this story, let’s assume so. Also, Ed Westwick will be on Californication this season!

How's that for ... well, a fun coincidence.

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