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Meredith: I can't do it in front of the ducky's!
August 25th, 2009 12:29 PM
Lex: Der is proposing to my sister! She's the love of his life!!
Sloan: I know
Lex Well, will you ever say that to me?
Sloan: I already said it to Addison.
Lex: Oh. But you can't have meant it, otherwise why are you here with me?
Sloan: Er, good point
August 25th, 2009 12:11 PM
Sloan: You'll be 25 soon?
Lex: Yes, but they've only shown one birhtday on GA.
Sloan: Good. The older you get, the more likely it'll be that people will forget I'm almost twice you r age
August 25th, 2009 12:05 PM
Sloan: I didn't show you this before
lex: Yes you did!
Sloan: No I didn't, I'd remember if I did
Lex: Yes you did. I can tell you where we were, what we were wearing, and the conversation we had, word for word.
Sloan: No....
Lex: There's no point in you arguing, I've got total recall.
Sloan: No, no, help!!
August 25th, 2009 11:21 AM
Derek (thinking to himself) `Idiot!`
August 25th, 2009 10:06 AM
Derek: Am I the new Addison?
August 24th, 2009 8:07 PM
marriedmymcdreamy:
I love the one that you did which is above this comment!
I'm not very good at these, which is why I'm not trying to come up with one.
Also, I think that all of the captions with regards to Eric Dane's "sex tape" are horrible. All of you who did that are so mean!
August 24th, 2009 6:48 PM
Lexie "Oh, Come on Mark, it's a sliver in your finger! Stop being such a baby"
Mark "But Derek says when he's wounded, Meredith gives him sex"
Derek "Damn right she does! I have to go close my finger in the car door before I go home."
August 24th, 2009 4:25 PM
Derek: "Huh...it is a bit bigger then mine.
August 24th, 2009 1:57 PM
Lexie:you need to tell derek...
Derek:tell me what?
Lexie stares at Mark encouragingly.
Mark: that i want to help you get ready to propose to Meredith.
Mark smiles.
Derek: OKkk......
Lexie: {sighs}
August 24th, 2009 7:38 AM
Mark: Want my pickle?
Lex: Hmmmm...
Derek: Oh god that is just wrong.
August 24th, 2009 7:05 AM
**Sloan and Lexie struggling over a Su Doku**
Derek: HAH! I FOUND THE SIX!
August 24th, 2009 3:52 AM
Lexie: (says discretely) do you have the money?
Sloan: (says discretely) do you have my prescribed viagra?
Derek: (thinking) WOW!... she charges cheaper then the other grey!... Chief will be happy to hear that!
August 24th, 2009 2:14 AM
Eric (to Chyler and Patrick): I'm recruiting people for my next sex tape . You're welcome to attend the audition.
August 23rd, 2009 10:53 PM
Lexie: They're nice right?
Mark: Ohh...yeah.
Derek: Little Grey got a boob job
August 23rd, 2009 6:59 PM
Mark: I get it.
Lexie: Look... Mark... it's not that you're small...
Derek: Oh, yes he is. You haven't seen the tape yet?!
August 23rd, 2009 5:03 PM
Derek (thinking): McSteamy was doing the McNasty with McLittle?
That McWhore.
August 23rd, 2009 4:11 PM
Lexie: Look Mark, I don't want to be some third wheel in you and Derek's naked romp.
Mark: But Little Grey! Think Of Big Sloan!
Derek: It's alright Mark, I'll call Big Grey. She'll appretiate Big Sloan.
August 23rd, 2009 3:48 PM
Okay... I think it is absolutely terrible with all of the threesome, sex tapes captions. I feel so bad for Eric Dane... that's what sucks about being a celebrity, any other regular person could so the same thing and not get a second look.
August 23rd, 2009 3:59 AM
Mark: Threesome anyone? I'll bring the camera!
August 23rd, 2009 3:27 AM
Derek: About that sex tape, is Lexie in it too? What did I tell you? Little Grey's off-limits!
August 23rd, 2009 12:21 AM
Mark - Look! I got this new application on my iPhone where you can find anyone's sex tape!
Lexie - Oh! There's Meredith and Derek's!
Derek - Come on guys! You can't watch that! It was supposed to be an intimate moment in between two married people!
August 22nd, 2009 8:26 PM
Lexie- Mark your breath stinks can you back away?
Derek- Yeah i agree with that you need a mint man
Mark- Come on guys lighten up it can't be that bad
August 22nd, 2009 8:05 PM
Lexie: Mark if you dont care about me then i dont think its worth it dating freaking anne frank!
Mark: Whatever im gonna go screw Torres
Derrek (thinking): God dammit i should have picked the second girl at the bar!
August 22nd, 2009 6:27 PM
Derek: 'Her hair looks like mine.'
Mark: 'I'm surrounded by shiny people.'
August 22nd, 2009 4:23 PM
Sloan- you know I'm part of a club its called the dirty mistress club. there is only 2 people would you like to be the third person
Lexie- to join this club does it involve making a sex tape
Derek to Lexie- the second person happens to be my wife , just to let you in on a ,little secret