Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIII > Comments Page 3
Chief: You are SO not going on maternity leave!!!
Chief: I know what goes on in that elevator.
Meredith: What goes on?
Chief: I know, that's all I'm saying.
chief says:are you angry with me? goes to around the world and then comes back with elevator.mer says yes, of course!you are the chief...
You've put on weight your banned from the elevator from now on you'll take the stairs!
Chief: Meredith, I need you to have another inspirational moment and invent another ground breaking surgery, to help SGH improve from being number 12.
Meredith: No, Derek will claim all the credit again.
Chief: So why can't I be Derek's best man?
Meredith: Well, basically you had an affair with my mother, that broke up my parents marriage. Then my mother tried to kill herself and it took me most of my life to figure out tht she wanted me to save her. And now the rumour is you maybe the father of my half brother, who may appear in season 6. Do you want me to continue?
Chief: Tell me you're not leaving the hospital becase we're number 12
Mer: I'm pregnant you blind moron!
Chief: You're WHAT!?
Chief: I'll not move and you can't make me
Mer: Ok... I'm calling your wife right now
Chief: Call her and you'll get fired
Mer: do it and I'll tell Derek that you told me about the ring
Chief: FINE, but I'll tell him that you're pregnant and he's not the father...
Chief: Meredith, I am your father, so you have to do as I say.
Meredith : But you're not my father!
Chief: Meredith, I AM your father.
Meredith-Oh God, did you dye your hair again??
Chief "So Addison slept with Mark, and he was the best man, and since I AM the Chief of this hospital, and your post it note wedding took place here, that kind of makes me like the best man, right? So..."
Mer "Seriously?! You've got to be kidding me!"
Chief: I can out stare you Meredith
MEredith: No I can out stare you
Chief: Meredith, look into my eyes, deep into my eyes, you're getting sleepy, very sleepy. Now you're in a deep sleep. Everything that I tell you now will help you forget that I told you about Derek having a ring for you. If he asks you to marry him, it's a BIG SURPRISE. O.K?
Meredith: Um, Chief I can still remember
Chief: I need to talk to you about your mother
Meredith: Chief, I'm sorry, I thought you knew that she died
Chief: "So... You are back with Sheppard? Again?"
Meredith: "Well yeah, he... he is so dreamy."
Chief: "But he slept with Addison."
Meredith: "But he is dreamy."
Chief: "But he slept with Rose."
Meredith: "But he is dreamy."
Chief: Another of my residents holding her coat in front of body, trying to hide a baby bump.
Meredith: I'm not pregnant in the storyline, Shonda doesn't like giving the fans what they want, a McBaby!
Chief: For the reputation of this hospital I'm banning you and Derek from meeting up in the elevator anymore. No more trysts and oogling, that's for married couples only
Meredith: Chief, I'm on my way home.
Chief: Yuo haven't seen Derek in the ele...... just carry on,forget what I said. Oh by the way, I didn't tell you about the ring either, incase Derek asks
Chief- (in awkward voice) uhhh ermm grey? Ive been uh...noticing....uh.....
Meredith: Yes chief, im pregnant
meredith: Seriously. With Mcbaby
Chief: "Sweety, that's tha hottest club in whole Seattle town an ya think ya'll get in wearing a cardigan? Get lost, kiddo..."
Meredith: Wait, you walk in, you see dead people?
Chief: And if you clock overtime without pay, you get to talk to them...
Chief: Meredith, you can't use the elevator.
Meredith: But Derek already proposed -
Chief: I know. Izzie and George are using it now.
Chief: No, not like that...
Chief: Elevator is broken.
Meredith: Oh, I'll make it work. What is this show without intense elevator sexual tension?
Meredith: Fine; I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Meredith: So, have you been keeping up with the diaries?
Chief: Yes. Yes I have. #16 is harder than it looks...
Chief: Where do you think you're going?
Meredith: Into the elevator..I'm on maternity leave
Chief: Be careful, Shonda may decide to kill you. Seems the trend around here..