Megan Wants A Millionaire Recap: Episode One

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Joe: I’m Joe nice to meet you, you’re beautiful.
Megan: Thank you.
Joe: Awesome, well, it was nice to meet you.

And... we're off!

The first episode of Megan Wants A Millionaire was as ridiculous as we dreamed it would be, as Megan Hauserman and her band of merry, rich men exchanged pleasantries, gifts and corny, scripted lines.

Megan also spilled a drink on herself and handed out credit cards instead of roses.

Read through our detailed recap of the pilot episode now!

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