We had no idea there was even a wedding coming up on True Blood, until previews after last Sunday's episode revealed Sookie in a maid-of-honor dress.  So just who will our favorite telepath be a bridesmaid for?

Who other than the crazy as bat-#^%# Maryann?  The unlucky guy?  The god who comes of course!

Maryann will don a wedding dress with the intention of marrying Dionysus when he comes for the vessel they choose to sacrifice. 

So our big question is, why did she choose Sookie over Tara to be her maid-of-honor?  Tara was like totally her BFF.

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