Californication Recap: Wish You Were Here

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Season 3 of Californication is finally here! Hank Moody is back to his old tricks - and we love it!

Read all about what happened in the season premiere in our episode guide.

Season Three Promo Pic

A few of our favorite Californication quotes from the hour:

Hank: Wait a second...you guys are stoned!
Becca: Dad, please!
Hank: Tell me where you got the weed, I will kill the motherf***er, tell me!
Becca: In your typewriter. | permalink
Charlie: I've been collecting passes all morning. it's too long, it's too self-indulgent, it's too hateful, too misogynistic, it's too soft, it's too mean-spirited..
Hank: Like those are bad things? | permalink
Hank: I know you're saving the planet and all, but it doesn't give you the right to be an asshole! | permalink
Hank Moody: Life is too short to dance with fat girls. | permalink
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Californication Quotes

Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches. You can fuck till your dick is cunt-ent.

Lou

Try not to forget all the times I brought you to fruition. 33 to be exact.

Hank Moody