Californication

Season 3 of Californication is finally here! Hank Moody is back to his old tricks - and we love it!

Read all about what happened in the season premiere in our episode guide.

A few of our favorite Californication quotes from the hour:

Hank: Wait a second...you guys are stoned!
Becca: Dad, please!
Hank: Tell me where you got the weed, I will kill the motherf***er, tell me!
Becca: In your typewriter. | permalink

Charlie: I've been collecting passes all morning. it's too long, it's too self-indulgent, it's too hateful, too misogynistic, it's too soft, it's too mean-spirited..
Hank: Like those are bad things? | permalink

Hank: I know you're saving the planet and all, but it doesn't give you the right to be an asshole! | permalink

Hank Moody: Life is too short to dance with fat girls. | permalink