Entourage Recap: "Security Briefs"

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Although last night's episode of Entourage may have been named after Vince's lame security storyline, the episode definitely belonged to Ari, Lloyd and Zac Efron.

Drama and Aaron

When Lloyd got a job offer from Ari's old rival, Adam Davies, how do you think the hot-headed Ari reacted?  Well you can read our "Security Briefs" recap and find out!

Now for some of our favorite Entourage quotes from the episode.

Turtle [on the phone]: Do I look weird today?
Drama: Like I memorize how you look morning | permalink
Craig: Hi mister Gold! I'm Craig. HR sent me down here to fill in for Lloyd.
Ari: Great.
Craig: Yeah, I really look forward to helping you out. Uh.. Do you know when he'll be back?
Ari: You want the truth?
Craig: Sure.
Ari: He won't. I killed him. I shot him and I buried him beneath my desk. Any more questions?
Craig: No.
Ari: Good. Now get out of here before I kill you too. | permalink
Ari: Get [Adam Davies] on the phone and Zac too.
Lloyd: Zac who?
Ari: Zac who you don't get to know his name because you are a peasant. [Shows Zac Efron's phone number]
Lloyd: Oh good god. Abs alert!
Ari: Don't whack off to the sound of his voice. Chop chop! | permalink

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Entourage Quotes

They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?

Ari

Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes