Entourage Recap: "Security Briefs"

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Although last night's episode of Entourage may have been named after Vince's lame security storyline, the episode definitely belonged to Ari, Lloyd and Zac Efron.

Drama and Aaron

When Lloyd got a job offer from Ari's old rival, Adam Davies, how do you think the hot-headed Ari reacted?  Well you can read our "Security Briefs" recap and find out!

Now for some of our favorite Entourage quotes from the episode.

Turtle [on the phone]: Do I look weird today?
Drama: Like I memorize how you look morning | permalink
Craig: Hi mister Gold! I'm Craig. HR sent me down here to fill in for Lloyd.
Ari: Great.
Craig: Yeah, I really look forward to helping you out. Uh.. Do you know when he'll be back?
Ari: You want the truth?
Craig: Sure.
Ari: He won't. I killed him. I shot him and I buried him beneath my desk. Any more questions?
Craig: No.
Ari: Good. Now get out of here before I kill you too. | permalink
Ari: Get [Adam Davies] on the phone and Zac too.
Lloyd: Zac who?
Ari: Zac who you don't get to know his name because you are a peasant. [Shows Zac Efron's phone number]
Lloyd: Oh good god. Abs alert!
Ari: Don't whack off to the sound of his voice. Chop chop! | permalink

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Entourage Quotes

Vince: Go easy on him, he's having a rough day.
Ari: What's wrong, E, what happened?
Vince: He's not getting any.
Ari: Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari kari you with his pecker?

Lloyd [on going out with a gay writer Ari is trying to land as a client]: I'm not going for me, and I'm not going for the agency, I'm going for you.
Ari: Hey, whatever gets you through the night

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul of a man Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes