Glee Recap: "Showmance"

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Following its buzzed about series premiere in May, Glee returned with its first new episode of its first full season last night.

While the installment focused more on various storylines than the pilot, it still delivered a number of fun, unique performance, highlighted by the glee club's sexy rendition of "Push It" in front of the entire school.

See what else went down on "Showmance" with our detailed episode recap!

Not Gleeful

Our favorite Glee quotes from the hour included:

Rachel: Girls want sex just as much as guys do! | permalink
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything. | permalink
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift. | permalink
Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra. | permalink
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I. | permalink

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Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.