Glee Recap: "Showmance"

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Following its buzzed about series premiere in May, Glee returned with its first new episode of its first full season last night.

While the installment focused more on various storylines than the pilot, it still delivered a number of fun, unique performance, highlighted by the glee club's sexy rendition of "Push It" in front of the entire school.

See what else went down on "Showmance" with our detailed episode recap!

Not Gleeful

Our favorite Glee quotes from the hour included:

Rachel: Girls want sex just as much as guys do! | permalink
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything. | permalink
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift. | permalink
Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra. | permalink
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I. | permalink

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Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.