Glee Recap: "Showmance"

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Following its buzzed about series premiere in May, Glee returned with its first new episode of its first full season last night.

While the installment focused more on various storylines than the pilot, it still delivered a number of fun, unique performance, highlighted by the glee club's sexy rendition of "Push It" in front of the entire school.

See what else went down on "Showmance" with our detailed episode recap!

Not Gleeful

Our favorite Glee quotes from the hour included:

Rachel: Girls want sex just as much as guys do! | permalink
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything. | permalink
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift. | permalink
Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra. | permalink
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I. | permalink
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Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn