Glee Recap: "The Rhodes Not Taken"

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This episode of Glee has three things going for it:

  • Scarcely any Terri Schuester;
  • The presence of guest star Kristin Chenoweth;
  • And a rousing rendition of "Somebody to Love."

Sadly, there was very little Sue Sylvester, but at least her one main line of dialogue was a winner. Enjoy our detailed recap of "The Rhodes Not Taken" right now!

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As always, we've compiled the funniest Glee quotes from the hour and listed them below:

Sue: When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious. | permalink
Rachel: Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice. | permalink
Kurt: Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant.
Artie: That doesn't explain all the crying. | permalink
Will: You remember me?
April: No. But I don't remember breakfast. | permalink

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Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.