Glee Recap: "The Rhodes Not Taken"

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This episode of Glee has three things going for it:

  • Scarcely any Terri Schuester;
  • The presence of guest star Kristin Chenoweth;
  • And a rousing rendition of "Somebody to Love."

Sadly, there was very little Sue Sylvester, but at least her one main line of dialogue was a winner. Enjoy our detailed recap of "The Rhodes Not Taken" right now!

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As always, we've compiled the funniest Glee quotes from the hour and listed them below:

Sue: When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious. | permalink
Rachel: Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice. | permalink
Kurt: Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant.
Artie: That doesn't explain all the crying. | permalink
Will: You remember me?
April: No. But I don't remember breakfast. | permalink

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Glee Quotes

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine