Glee

This episode of Glee has three things going for it:

• Scarcely any Terri Schuester;
• The presence of guest star Kristin Chenoweth;
• And a rousing rendition of "Somebody to Love."

Sadly, there was very little Sue Sylvester, but at least her one main line of dialogue was a winner. Enjoy our detailed recap of "The Rhodes Not Taken" right now!

As always, we've compiled the funniest Glee quotes from the hour and listed them below:

Sue: When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious. | permalink

Rachel: Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice. | permalink

Kurt: Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant.
Artie: That doesn't explain all the crying. | permalink

Will: You remember me?
April: No. But I don't remember breakfast. | permalink