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199 Comments

  1. chair is whats keeping me alive

    Blair: You are disgusting, and I hate you!
    Georgina: Then why are you steel holding my hand?

  2. We should totally just stab Caesar.
    Rank: Regular Character

    Georgina: Aum, Blair. I think you stepped in something....

  3. jess_chair4evax
    Rank: Extra

    Georgina: We're really not as different as you think B.
    Blair: I have NOTHING in common with you!
    Georgina: Sure you do, we both go to NYU... We're both brunette... and we both lost our virginity to Chuck Bass!
    Blair: ...I'm going to be sick.

  4. iamblairwaldorf.blairwaldorfisme

    SimplyShelbySJL Says:
    September 25th, 2009 6:09 PM
    Georgina: (Looks down ashamed) Blair I'm glad you could make it.

    Blair: I'm not sure, what's going on so far? (Looks in rooms to see a ton of girls and Vanessa standing up)

    Vanessa: Hello my name is Vanessa and I have too have slept with Chuck Bass.

    Everyone: Hi Vanessa.


    LOL

  5. gossipgirlboy

    Blair: MOVE, BITCH.

  6. Gossipisall
    Rank: New User

    G: Blair I know you love your shoes but really I think there's dog poo on them!
    B(thinking): This is the worst take over ever!

  7. GossipGuy92
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: I saw you taping down your penis.

    Georgina: shit!

  8. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    B: I just can't believe it's over.
    G: (Looks down and nods) I can't believe no one addressed it until now.
    B: Man I loved that scarf.
    G: It was one thing we had in common. You do realize how long he had it right? (Looks up to see Blair not paying attention) Blair?
    B: You don't think my headbands will be the next to go do you?

  9. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    B: What too good to look me in the eye now?
    G: Shut-up Blair I just got some rather upsetting news.
    B: Whatever it's not my problem.
    G: Oh, but it is. Didn't you hear? They're x-ing me and bringing back Uncle Jack...

  10. BrGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    thanks Abby123 xD

  11. Popsita

    G: Oh, and to add to your humiliation, dear Blair, I have to say that that dress you are wearing is a Jenny creation, it is see-through.

  12. Logan

    B: ok look. what happend last night can never ever happen again.
    G: I love your shoes.

  13. NotoriousBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    @lilah_starshine - THANKYOU :) !

  14. NotoriousBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Re-type:

    Georgina: Yeah your right, Blair. Looks like i do have a sock fetish.

  15. Blair215

    B: Chuck's dealer called. He has your order ready. But if you slip anything into the saketinis at my sushi party, you will need every prayer you ever learned at Bible camp.

  16. unkindnessofraven

    Georgia: Nice louboutins!

  17. stacexface

    G: I honestly don't know what Chuck sees in you.
    B: one word: headband.

  18. stacexface

    G: Looks like you stepped in some dog poop B.
    B: oh god! they're my favourite pair of Minola's!

  19. N to the S
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair (thinking): You know what Dumbledore said, "Don't look into the basilisk's eyes"

  20. N to the S
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair (thinking): I think its time we revamp the ol' "Love thy neighbour". How about..."Love thy room mate"?

  21. Blair215

    B: So Dan told me he saw you in the bookstore reading The Prince. You are late to the party. Don't even try to use it for plotting against me. I read it 3 years ago; I already know all the maneuvers in that book. Machiavelli was a genius.

    By the way, your sweet Charade is not fooling me. If you raid my DVD collection, I will Wait Until Dark and then send you and your Funny Face on a permanent Roman Holiday.

  22. N&S [for now]
    Rank: Guest Star

    Georgina: So, when am I going to get to see those "talented feet" in action?

  23. stephjadekatie

    Georgina: "I like your boobs"
    Blair: "This is uncomfortable..."

  24. Abby123

    i luv brazilian girl's and d & s forevr's the most, there both sO funny.

  25. Alexa

    Blair: Your watching mine and Chucks sex tape ?!
    Georgina: Well you left it on the table, and Vanessa's documentary was getting boring...


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