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"Cross Rhodes"

Mon, February 20

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 70 Comments (Page 6)

199 Comments

  1. esmirna

    G: well blair you know is not your problem wht i do so you pls leave My room
    B:of course not it is my room and iam not leaving it!! and i do not care wht you do with your life!!

  2. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Georgina: Can I go please?
    Blair: First tell me what we've learned today. (With a stern look)
    Georgina: (Looks down and mumbles) Don't play with Vanessa...
    Blair: And why is that?
    Georgina: It gives her more air time.
    Blair: Well that's a start now you only have about a hundred reasons left.

  3. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Georgina: (Looks down ashamed) Blair I'm glad you could make it.

    Blair: I'm not sure, what's going on so far? (Looks in rooms to see a ton of girls and Vanessa standing up)

    Vanessa: Hello my name is Vanessa and I have too have slept with Chuck Bass.

    Everyone: Hi Vanessa.

  4. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    (Made a mistake, but here it is fixed)

    Georgina: (Looks down and speaks quietly) Blair I think Satan is in our room...

    Blair: (Looks in and then back at Georgina) Then let's condemn the Brooklyn Bitch to hell.

    Vanessa: (From inside room) I can hear you two! And out of us three I'm practically the Virgin Mary.

    Blair: (Rolls eyes) Please even Mary wouldn't be caught in those hooker hoop earrings you enjoy so much.

  5. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Georgina: (Looks down and speaks quietly) Blair I think Satan is in our room...

    Blair: (Looks in and then back at Georgina) Then let's condemn the Brooklyn Bitch to hell.

    Vanessa: (From inside room) I can hear you to! And out of us three I'm practically the Virgin Mary.

    Blair: (Rolls eyes) Please even Mary wouldn't be caught in those hooker hoop earrings you enjoy so much.

  6. Blair Bass

    Blair- if i squint really hard it can kinda pass for a human being

    Georgina- ewww it dropped a infested card too!

    Vanessa- im standing right here. and that thing is called a metro card

  7. KyleLovesYou

    SimplyShelbySJL I can't decide which one of yours I love most. LMAO X)

  8. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: So what did you find on Dreads of Brooklyn?
    Georgina: It's creepy, even for me.
    Blair: What does she have some weird boy on boy porn fetish or something?
    Georgina: (Looks down out of discomfort) Insect actually... Those so called documentaries, not what she claims them to be.

  9. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Georgina: Secret alliance against Vanessa?

    Blair: Ironic isn't it? The craziest bitch I have ever met is the only one making sense around here anymore.

  10. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Georgina: What are we going to do with the body?
    Blair: Off the Brooklyn Bridge. It's time to let her people go...

    (Referring to poor children trying to be with the Upper East Side Kids)

  11. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Georgina: Look it was all a scheme against you, but now she won't leave (turns to look inside at Vanessa)
    Blair: (Grabs her head and shoves it down) Are you crazy?! She's like a stray dog. You're not supposed to look them in the eye!

  12. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Georgina: I don't know how to get her to leave...
    Blair: Well duh Georgina, she's like that book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie". Now Vanessa is never going to leave.

  13. N.R.Colfer
    Rank: Extra

    Georgina: He said he wanted me back, B. You can't beat a guy's first love.
    Blair: You're a shameless whore. Chuck would never want you.
    Dan (off screen): Of course not. He's got enough of the crazy bitch act with you alone.

  14. N.R.Colfer
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: You're a bitch. No wonder Jesus dumped you.
    Georgina: After what I did with Dan last night, I'm glad Jesus dumped me.

  15. Blair215

    G: Did I ever tell you how I got rid of Poppy last spring? If you thought my little secret movie with Serena was scary...

    B: Ok ok you win! You can be my roommate. Hang up you sparkly poster. Take any headbands you like.

    G: See I knew we could come to an agreement :)

  16. Ruri

    B: I may be a bitch, but how do I beat a Psycho Bitch?
    G: Is it true Tyra eats babies?!
    B: What?!
    G: Blue.
    B: This might be harder than I thought D:

  17. Juclael

    You just spit on my bible, Blair!

  18. N.R.Colfer
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: You could have fooled everyone but I still see right through you.
    Georgina: And I see right through your skirt.

  19. Jacqui

    G: Wow Blair! for someone who thinks she has such great taste, those shoes def. do not go with that outfit!

  20. chuckandblair1246

    Let's get this done quick before Vanessa sees us.

  21. katherine53

    Georgina: Yeah, so I think it's broken.
    Blair: Well, after seeing those earrings paired with that necklace...I think anyone would snap.

  22. katherineloveschair

    Georgina: So, Chuck Bass' first and current lover living in the same room. Weird, huh?

  23. Lovemeloveoyu

    HAHAHA. I LOVE 'D&S [FOREVER]'S SECOND ONE. It's so true, too!! (; I love it.

  24. James

    Gossip Girl: Who would of thought that Blair would of gone the gay way with Georgina? Be careful B. When you play with sparks, someone is bound to get burned?

  25. MissRooobin

    Blair: I know you did Georgina, or else.. *threatening silence*
    Georgina: Like that will scare me.
    Blair: I will burn you're bible and all you're other Jesus stuff i you don't admit it.
    Georgina: *gasp* Okay! I did it! I broke you're favorite headband!


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