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"Cross Rhodes"

Mon, February 20

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 70 Comments (Page 7)

199 Comments

  1. Frenchie

    Georgina: Is that toilet paper stuck under your shoe B?

  2. BrGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Or, the short version:

    Blair: Why is Vanessa’s dead body lying on my bed?...(enjoys a brief sigh in pure satisfaction)...Oh, Who cares?! Celebratory drinks anyone? My treat!

  3. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair:(thinking) dont look down
    Georgina: OMG are they last months louboutin's
    Blair: Well...

  4. Sharp

    G: I'm sorry Blair. There's no Kitty Minky in the show.

  5. BrGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Georgina: Blair, look...it wasn´t our fault...we didn´t mean for it to happen! One minute we were all just having fun and the next....

    Blair: Why is Vanessa’s dead body lying on my bed?

    Georgina: It was an accident! Please, you can´t tell anyone! Specially not the Police...

    Blair: Shhh!! Be quiet so I can enjoy the pure satisfaction of the single greatest moment of my life....(sighs in relief)

    Georgina:......

    Blair: Never thought I´d say this, but forget about Grace Kelly or Audrey Hepburn! Georgina Sparks, you´re my new role model! Celebratory drinks anyone? My treat!

  6. QueenBeeTheGreat (Bow Down&Drink Gin)
    Rank: Leading Character

    G: Look, Blair. It won't happen again. I promise...
    B: You promise?! Great, that will work... (rolls eyes). If you want to be like Dorota - which you'll never be by the way - then be less shallow-brained and... Ah - just try not to be youself! And now bring me my Martini! Dry with a twist! Go, go!

  7. Kleon

    G: Blair, I don't want to scare you but... a dove poo on your shoe
    B:wh..wh...wha.. WHAT??

  8. Serena&Carter Rock
    Rank: Extra

    G: Sorry Blair, this isn't high school anymore. You're not queen. Please exit stage left.
    B: You just wait and see whose queen...you little *storms off*

  9. N&S [for now]
    Rank: Guest Star

    Georgina: Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
    Blair: Wait, what?
    Georgina: Normally, I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot.
    Blair: Seriously?
    Georgina: I mean, who gets wasted on Thanksgiving?
    Blair: Ok. Wow, the viewers are right. The writers really do need new material..

  10. thelmopolis

    G: Blair, I kn0w this whole roommate thing was a shock for you, but you're going to need to clean that up.

  11. TGPfuturewriter
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: where is Chuck... and all my headbands?
    Georgina: i'll give them back when you give me my I love jesus posters.
    Blair: Give it!
    Georgina: YOU give it, stupid fish girl!
    Blair: its sushi! there was toro!

  12. N&S [for now]
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: What are you doing?
    Georgina: I'm just waiting to see those "talented feet" in action.
    Director: Cut!

  13. B

    Blair: Georgina. I've told you about a thousand times now, I'm not going to sleep with you!

    Georgina: Oh, well .. I think your shoes are really pretty.

    Blair: Oh, you think so? They're Christian Loubouti- .. wait. I'm not being seduced by YOU .. but you can continue will the compliments, I'll allow that ..

  14. micha

    Blair: You smell like a baby prostitute.
    Georgina: Thank you!

  15. Eldrea
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: Look, I know Serena is here.
    Georgina: Oh Blair, can't you let us finish our Guitar Hero tournament in peace?

  16. pias1990

    Blair:OMG you smell like a pig!
    Georgina:I used your perfume.

  17. Isabella Waldass
    Rank: Guest Star

    @katie lmao that one was the best :)

  18. Chair4ever

    Blair: Please Georgina Dont do this, just let me in.
    Georgina: Well you have used up all your get out of jail free card and so u are free to go for now the Lord id on your side.

  19. delilah dares you
    Rank: Guest Star

    @NotoriousBass LOVE IT!!

  20. lily

    G: Hey, Chuck what are you doing there?

  21. Beetle91

    G: If you'll excuse me Blair, me and my beloved Jesus are having a heart to heart

    B:Dont you mean Satan?????

  22. corinne
    Rank: Guest Star

    G: I'm planning some WHAS later, so if you see a sock on the door don't bother knocking

  23. Chucked

    Georgina: nice socks blair. you know i have a sock fetish right?

  24. Chucked

    Georgina: now i know why chuck is crazy about you. that was mind blowing. *catches breath*
    Blair: what can i say. they don't call me crazy for nothing. another round?

  25. Chucked

    Georgina: god blair. i didn't know you were such a "cunning linguist". you have such a talented tongue. did Bass teach you that?

    Blair: quit the small talk and get down now... chuck refused me for 5 days and i need release. NOW

    georgina: my my... NYU lesbianism has gotten to the queen bitch's skin after all.


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