Derek: If we divorce, we'll split half & half.
Addison: Not much you can do with half a post-it note!?!
April_J
September 8th, 2009 9:43 AM
Addison: Logically speaking, if you married on a post-it note, do you divorce on a sheet of Charmin?
Rix_101
September 7th, 2009 8:03 PM
Derek: Umm. So...I'm gay...and ahhhh...I'm with Mark...annndd ahhhh...
Addison: Wait...hold it. Didn't you just get married to Meredith?
Derek: Well...she`s a cross desser...aaaannnnnd
Addison: I KNEW IT! HAHAHA! I KNEW IT! *dances around hospital saying i knew it*
lovingslexie
September 7th, 2009 5:39 PM
Derek: Addison, i think something's wrong with Meredith..
Addie: really?
Derek: she seems to have gained some weight...
Addie: oh really? (smirk)
Derek: yeah..i think she stressed. so we're going to hawaii and i need someone to watch the trailer while we're gone...
Addie: i so wanna kick her ass.
lovingslexie
September 7th, 2009 5:28 PM
Derek: hey addie, you look good.
Addie: thanx. i'm working on my new healthcare reform plan.
Derek: really?
Addie: yeah. i just put my crotch on hiatus so...
Derek: wow...that's umm...oookay...
hili
September 7th, 2009 12:49 PM
Derek: I broke up with Meredith
Ad: Oh like I believe that!
Derek: Well Mer and I have stopped the break up sex.
Ad: Well the make up sex will be out of this world.
Der: Well how would you know that? It wasn't out the of the world between you and me.
Ad: Trust me, and when she talks about babies being cute, you'll know she's ready to get married.
Der: I'd better use this post it note to make a note of that! :)
Vote for Ellen for a breakthrough Emmy
September 7th, 2009 12:31 PM
Please vote for Ellen on wwwtv.com breakthrough Emmy
She's been selected and needs to get into the top ten votes 'breakthrough moment'. It's when Mer realises John Doe is George.
Ellen needs votes by the 14th September and the top three is announced on the 20th September
Debs
September 7th, 2009 10:08 AM
Addie: What do you mean you don't like my?.
Der: Well Addie let's face it it'll neveer be as nice as mine.
Bo
September 7th, 2009 8:19 AM
Derek: Want sex?
Addie: Derek, you have the better hair, Mark gives the better sex. Keep that in mind.
Bo
September 7th, 2009 8:18 AM
Derek: Are you hitting on me?
Addie: Derek, I came to this show late and now I have my own show. You! Until now you haven't got your own plot yet. Plus you're married on a post-it not with a woman who got pregnant by another man. I moved on Derek, have you?
dodo_daniel
September 7th, 2009 7:53 AM
thought i would just let people know --> NEW PROMO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifz9-ceHZg
Only 15 seconds..and just 1 bit of new footage of Mer crying with derek next to her..
carbonated
September 7th, 2009 7:35 AM
D: No you cant have my script. Dont you have your own show already?
Lina
September 7th, 2009 7:07 AM
Derek: Why r u here? Dont u have an own tv-show to be on?
Addie: Well, I miss seattle and your hair!
Derek: I'm married now!
Addie: No, It doesn't count with a post-it!
Derek: Sure it does!
Addie: It seriously dont!
crystine
September 7th, 2009 3:12 AM
d: she forgave me for all of it and now were married even if it is just a post-it.
a: how do you get away with all of it and it allways backfires on me?
Steph
September 7th, 2009 2:48 AM
Addison: God Derek WHAT is it?
Derek: Addison, your butt is just TOO big.
xXxGrey4EvaxXx
September 6th, 2009 10:04 PM
Addison: Derek, it's not healthy to love a chart.
gaby Lyness
September 6th, 2009 9:09 PM
A: you did the post-it thing didn't you?
D: well...
A: you're unbelievable...no wonder all the women are throwing themselves at you...i want you so bad right now...write me a post-it Derek!
D: umm...( beeper goes off )
Gaby Lyness
September 6th, 2009 9:02 PM
D: seriously I only use a pea sized amount of hair product each day...
A: mmmhhmmm I'm sure you do...
WeWantAmcBaby
September 6th, 2009 7:56 PM
Derek: So lets check you had sex with a neurosurgeon, a plastic surgeon and a hart surgeon. Who's next on your list?
Addisson: The Chief, Why did you think I came back to Seattle ?
MrsPattinsonDiggoryCullen
September 6th, 2009 5:41 PM
There are too many great ones for me to list!! Great job, everyone!
Amanda
September 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Addison- Derek, I forgot my underwear in your trailer.
Derek- I know, they're oddly comfortable.
DeeDee1022
September 6th, 2009 3:52 PM
Derek: So you do know that Karev had syphillis, right?
Addison: Right, like I'm going to listen to what someone who gets marries via a post-it..... But he told me he got the shot before we did anything (thinking, "I think").
atheart282
September 6th, 2009 3:00 PM
thanks Mcseriously obsessed!!
Bonar1
September 6th, 2009 12:35 PM
Addie: Look Derek! He never asked me to be in his `sex tape`!
September 8th, 2009 12:13 PM
Der: I may be replacing the chief
Ad: Darn I wanted that job
Der: I was given it, but turned it down
September 8th, 2009 9:45 AM
Derek: If we divorce, we'll split half & half.
Addison: Not much you can do with half a post-it note!?!
September 8th, 2009 9:43 AM
Addison: Logically speaking, if you married on a post-it note, do you divorce on a sheet of Charmin?
September 7th, 2009 8:03 PM
Derek: Umm. So...I'm gay...and ahhhh...I'm with Mark...annndd ahhhh...
Addison: Wait...hold it. Didn't you just get married to Meredith?
Derek: Well...she`s a cross desser...aaaannnnnd
Addison: I KNEW IT! HAHAHA! I KNEW IT! *dances around hospital saying i knew it*
September 7th, 2009 5:39 PM
Derek: Addison, i think something's wrong with Meredith..
Addie: really?
Derek: she seems to have gained some weight...
Addie: oh really? (smirk)
Derek: yeah..i think she stressed. so we're going to hawaii and i need someone to watch the trailer while we're gone...
Addie: i so wanna kick her ass.
September 7th, 2009 5:28 PM
Derek: hey addie, you look good.
Addie: thanx. i'm working on my new healthcare reform plan.
Derek: really?
Addie: yeah. i just put my crotch on hiatus so...
Derek: wow...that's umm...oookay...
September 7th, 2009 12:49 PM
Derek: I broke up with Meredith
Ad: Oh like I believe that!
Derek: Well Mer and I have stopped the break up sex.
Ad: Well the make up sex will be out of this world.
Der: Well how would you know that? It wasn't out the of the world between you and me.
Ad: Trust me, and when she talks about babies being cute, you'll know she's ready to get married.
Der: I'd better use this post it note to make a note of that! :)
September 7th, 2009 12:31 PM
Please vote for Ellen on wwwtv.com breakthrough Emmy
She's been selected and needs to get into the top ten votes 'breakthrough moment'. It's when Mer realises John Doe is George.
Ellen needs votes by the 14th September and the top three is announced on the 20th September
September 7th, 2009 10:08 AM
Addie: What do you mean you don't like my?.
Der: Well Addie let's face it it'll neveer be as nice as mine.
September 7th, 2009 8:19 AM
Derek: Want sex?
Addie: Derek, you have the better hair, Mark gives the better sex. Keep that in mind.
September 7th, 2009 8:18 AM
Derek: Are you hitting on me?
Addie: Derek, I came to this show late and now I have my own show. You! Until now you haven't got your own plot yet. Plus you're married on a post-it not with a woman who got pregnant by another man. I moved on Derek, have you?
September 7th, 2009 7:53 AM
thought i would just let people know --> NEW PROMO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifz9-ceHZg
Only 15 seconds..and just 1 bit of new footage of Mer crying with derek next to her..
September 7th, 2009 7:35 AM
D: No you cant have my script. Dont you have your own show already?
September 7th, 2009 7:07 AM
Derek: Why r u here? Dont u have an own tv-show to be on?
Addie: Well, I miss seattle and your hair!
Derek: I'm married now!
Addie: No, It doesn't count with a post-it!
Derek: Sure it does!
Addie: It seriously dont!
September 7th, 2009 3:12 AM
d: she forgave me for all of it and now were married even if it is just a post-it.
a: how do you get away with all of it and it allways backfires on me?
September 7th, 2009 2:48 AM
Addison: God Derek WHAT is it?
Derek: Addison, your butt is just TOO big.
September 6th, 2009 10:04 PM
Addison: Derek, it's not healthy to love a chart.
September 6th, 2009 9:09 PM
A: you did the post-it thing didn't you?
D: well...
A: you're unbelievable...no wonder all the women are throwing themselves at you...i want you so bad right now...write me a post-it Derek!
D: umm...( beeper goes off )
September 6th, 2009 9:02 PM
D: seriously I only use a pea sized amount of hair product each day...
A: mmmhhmmm I'm sure you do...
September 6th, 2009 7:56 PM
Derek: So lets check you had sex with a neurosurgeon, a plastic surgeon and a hart surgeon. Who's next on your list?
Addisson: The Chief, Why did you think I came back to Seattle ?
September 6th, 2009 5:41 PM
There are too many great ones for me to list!! Great job, everyone!
September 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Addison- Derek, I forgot my underwear in your trailer.
Derek- I know, they're oddly comfortable.
September 6th, 2009 3:52 PM
Derek: So you do know that Karev had syphillis, right?
Addison: Right, like I'm going to listen to what someone who gets marries via a post-it..... But he told me he got the shot before we did anything (thinking, "I think").
September 6th, 2009 3:00 PM
thanks Mcseriously obsessed!!
September 6th, 2009 12:35 PM
Addie: Look Derek! He never asked me to be in his `sex tape`!
Derek: Mmmm!(Derek still doesn`t believe her)