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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIV Comments (Page 2)

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  1. hili

    Der: I may be replacing the chief

    Ad: Darn I wanted that job

    Der: I was given it, but turned it down

  2. April_J

    Derek: If we divorce, we'll split half & half.
    Addison: Not much you can do with half a post-it note!?!

  3. April_J

    Addison: Logically speaking, if you married on a post-it note, do you divorce on a sheet of Charmin?

  4. Rix_101

    Derek: Umm. So...I'm gay...and ahhhh...I'm with Mark...annndd ahhhh...

    Addison: Wait...hold it. Didn't you just get married to Meredith?

    Derek: Well...she`s a cross desser...aaaannnnnd

    Addison: I KNEW IT! HAHAHA! I KNEW IT! *dances around hospital saying i knew it*

  5. lovingslexie

    Derek: Addison, i think something's wrong with Meredith..
    Addie: really?
    Derek: she seems to have gained some weight...
    Addie: oh really? (smirk)
    Derek: yeah..i think she stressed. so we're going to hawaii and i need someone to watch the trailer while we're gone...
    Addie: i so wanna kick her ass.

  6. lovingslexie

    Derek: hey addie, you look good.
    Addie: thanx. i'm working on my new healthcare reform plan.
    Derek: really?
    Addie: yeah. i just put my crotch on hiatus so...
    Derek: wow...that's umm...oookay...

  7. hili

    Derek: I broke up with Meredith

    Ad: Oh like I believe that!

    Derek: Well Mer and I have stopped the break up sex.

    Ad: Well the make up sex will be out of this world.

    Der: Well how would you know that? It wasn't out the of the world between you and me.

    Ad: Trust me, and when she talks about babies being cute, you'll know she's ready to get married.

    Der: I'd better use this post it note to make a note of that! :)

  8. Vote for Ellen for a breakthrough Emmy

    Please vote for Ellen on wwwtv.com breakthrough Emmy

    She's been selected and needs to get into the top ten votes 'breakthrough moment'. It's when Mer realises John Doe is George.

    Ellen needs votes by the 14th September and the top three is announced on the 20th September

  9. Debs

    Addie: What do you mean you don't like my?.

    Der: Well Addie let's face it it'll neveer be as nice as mine.

  10. Bo

    Derek: Want sex?
    Addie: Derek, you have the better hair, Mark gives the better sex. Keep that in mind.

  11. Bo

    Derek: Are you hitting on me?
    Addie: Derek, I came to this show late and now I have my own show. You! Until now you haven't got your own plot yet. Plus you're married on a post-it not with a woman who got pregnant by another man. I moved on Derek, have you?

  12. dodo_daniel

    thought i would just let people know --> NEW PROMO!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifz9-ceHZg

    Only 15 seconds..and just 1 bit of new footage of Mer crying with derek next to her..

  13. carbonated

    D: No you cant have my script. Dont you have your own show already?

  14. Lina

    Derek: Why r u here? Dont u have an own tv-show to be on?
    Addie: Well, I miss seattle and your hair!
    Derek: I'm married now!
    Addie: No, It doesn't count with a post-it!
    Derek: Sure it does!
    Addie: It seriously dont!

  15. crystine

    d: she forgave me for all of it and now were married even if it is just a post-it.

    a: how do you get away with all of it and it allways backfires on me?

  16. Steph

    Addison: God Derek WHAT is it?
    Derek: Addison, your butt is just TOO big.

  17. xXxGrey4EvaxXx

    Addison: Derek, it's not healthy to love a chart.

  18. gaby Lyness

    A: you did the post-it thing didn't you?

    D: well...

    A: you're unbelievable...no wonder all the women are throwing themselves at you...i want you so bad right now...write me a post-it Derek!

    D: umm...( beeper goes off )

  19. Gaby Lyness

    D: seriously I only use a pea sized amount of hair product each day...

    A: mmmhhmmm I'm sure you do...

  20. WeWantAmcBaby

    Derek: So lets check you had sex with a neurosurgeon, a plastic surgeon and a hart surgeon. Who's next on your list?
    Addisson: The Chief, Why did you think I came back to Seattle ?

  21. MrsPattinsonDiggoryCullen

    There are too many great ones for me to list!! Great job, everyone!

  22. Amanda

    Addison- Derek, I forgot my underwear in your trailer.

    Derek- I know, they're oddly comfortable.

  23. DeeDee1022

    Derek: So you do know that Karev had syphillis, right?

    Addison: Right, like I'm going to listen to what someone who gets marries via a post-it..... But he told me he got the shot before we did anything (thinking, "I think").

  24. atheart282

    thanks Mcseriously obsessed!!

  25. Bonar1

    Addie: Look Derek! He never asked me to be in his `sex tape`!

    Derek: Mmmm!(Derek still doesn`t believe her)


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