Derek: Exactly What were u doing to Mark When u did tht one thing?!
Lexie: Number 12..?
Derek: Meredith! We Might Want To Go See Dr. Hunt!
Meredith: Derek! Why is this condom still in ur pant pocket?!
Derek: Ohh, Crap.. We Might have to give Addy a call Too!
Derek: Lexie! We're Having a McBaby!
deme
September 26th, 2009 12:28 PM
derek:lexie, i'm a ghost and that you have seen ,she's not mer ,she's only a voice.lexie:i don't know ...i think that mark with you.
Lauren
September 26th, 2009 12:11 PM
Derek: Hey, Lexie, do I hear a threesome?
Lexie: Yea! I'll just jump right-
Meredith (drunk)- No! Little Grey can't handle the Mcdreaaaaaamy!
MrsPattinsonDiggoryCullen
September 26th, 2009 10:48 AM
I like this one too:
greybaybay93 Says:
September 25th, 2009 9:11 PM
Derek: Come join our special super secret silent sunset sex soiree.
Doc
September 26th, 2009 10:32 AM
I like this one~
Derek: Come join our special super secret silent sunset sex soiree.
Farm Mania
September 26th, 2009 9:48 AM
Derek: Awww..come on, please dont tell Meredith. I sometimes need to play with little Der..
Lexie (thinking): Photographic memory, photographic memory......
gulza23
September 26th, 2009 9:05 AM
Derek: Sorry Lexie.. but how does no.12 go again?
Yaz
September 26th, 2009 8:07 AM
Derek: Come on Lexie... I'm hung!
dodo_daniel
September 26th, 2009 8:02 AM
Derek: Lexi, the bench top is clean, honest. Come.. and I'll make you a sandwich.
hottie
September 26th, 2009 7:18 AM
Lexie: I went to Mark asking him to teach me. But I can see all I have to do is keep walking in on you guys and I'll learn far more than Mark can ever teach me.
jude
September 26th, 2009 7:16 AM
Mer: The number of people who have asked me how hot the sex is between us is countless.
Der: There's no doubt about how hot it... Oh Lexie, what are you doing here?
Lexie: I don't think you'll get anymore questions about hot sex, I'll just tell everyone.
jules
September 26th, 2009 7:12 AM
Der: You watched that porn movie I prescribed to take that patients mind off his pain didn't you Mer?
Mer: Yes? Oh I get it, you want me to do that uncomfortable position again don't you.
Der: Yes.
Cazdamonkey
September 26th, 2009 6:35 AM
LOL at David:
Derek: I'm just a guy in a bar...
Lexie: THAT WON'T WORK ON ME!
Lucy
September 26th, 2009 5:35 AM
Derek: Lexie! You have to take over for me
Lexie: What?!
Derek: I'm desperate. This is married sex and I'm exhausted. And she never stops...I need a break. I never thought married sex should be this hard!
Lexie: You got married on a post-it note. Everything gets hard after that.
Terks
September 26th, 2009 4:43 AM
Derek: Hey Little Grey, wanna come over and play?
Greys-lover
September 26th, 2009 3:41 AM
Lexie : (thinking) Mark's place is a bit like my crapartement. I think I am gonna steal some stuffs here.
Derek : Hey!! Lil-Grey! I think you only steal hospital's stuffs?
Lexie : OH! (shock) Err, Chief caught me when I was trying to take some scalpels, and he yelled at me about "Number 12" things, so...DON'T TELL MER, ok?? (runs away) Thanks!!!
Greys-lover
September 26th, 2009 3:24 AM
Derek : Meredith, is that you?
Lexie : No, Lexie here..eww (looks at Derek)
Derek : Err just go and pretend you didn't see anything
Novella
September 26th, 2009 1:23 AM
Derek: "Hey Lexie?"
Lexie: (uncomfortably) "Yes?"
Derek: "Can you get me a condom out of that left drawer?"
Lexie (eww!)
Meghan Bartney
September 26th, 2009 12:51 AM
Derek: come here lexie!
Lexie: what???
Derek: Mer's not home, come here!
David
September 25th, 2009 11:03 PM
Derek: I'm just a guy in a bar...
Lexie: THAT WON'T WORK ON ME!
AiLing
September 25th, 2009 10:50 PM
Derek: (thinking to himself) Haha, Mark, now it's my time for revenge... You slept with my wife, so this means I can sleep with your girlfriend...
MerDerLover101
September 25th, 2009 9:48 PM
Derek: Hey Lexie; what did it sound like when you broke Marks... you knoww...
Lexie: Um kind of like the snapping of a twig or something like that, why?
Derek: (winces) No reason.
ChelseaFC
September 25th, 2009 9:39 PM
Derek:Wanna join?
Meredith:Derek!
Derek:What I heard she was the third person on the McSteamy tape.
Gem
September 25th, 2009 9:30 PM
you know mer this is the only way she can deal with the grief! and as for the sandwich u made earlier u might want to reconsider eating it right about now!
September 26th, 2009 2:03 PM
haha omg i love the 'self-rising dough' one :D
September 26th, 2009 1:50 PM
Derek: Exactly What were u doing to Mark When u did tht one thing?!
Lexie: Number 12..?
Derek: Meredith! We Might Want To Go See Dr. Hunt!
Meredith: Derek! Why is this condom still in ur pant pocket?!
Derek: Ohh, Crap.. We Might have to give Addy a call Too!
Derek: Lexie! We're Having a McBaby!
September 26th, 2009 12:28 PM
derek:lexie, i'm a ghost and that you have seen ,she's not mer ,she's only a voice.lexie:i don't know ...i think that mark with you.
September 26th, 2009 12:11 PM
Derek: Hey, Lexie, do I hear a threesome?
Lexie: Yea! I'll just jump right-
Meredith (drunk)- No! Little Grey can't handle the Mcdreaaaaaamy!
September 26th, 2009 10:48 AM
I like this one too:
greybaybay93 Says:
September 25th, 2009 9:11 PM
Derek: Come join our special super secret silent sunset sex soiree.
September 26th, 2009 10:32 AM
I like this one~
Derek: Come join our special super secret silent sunset sex soiree.
September 26th, 2009 9:48 AM
Derek: Awww..come on, please dont tell Meredith. I sometimes need to play with little Der..
Lexie (thinking): Photographic memory, photographic memory......
September 26th, 2009 9:05 AM
Derek: Sorry Lexie.. but how does no.12 go again?
September 26th, 2009 8:07 AM
Derek: Come on Lexie... I'm hung!
September 26th, 2009 8:02 AM
Derek: Lexi, the bench top is clean, honest. Come.. and I'll make you a sandwich.
September 26th, 2009 7:18 AM
Lexie: I went to Mark asking him to teach me. But I can see all I have to do is keep walking in on you guys and I'll learn far more than Mark can ever teach me.
September 26th, 2009 7:16 AM
Mer: The number of people who have asked me how hot the sex is between us is countless.
Der: There's no doubt about how hot it... Oh Lexie, what are you doing here?
Lexie: I don't think you'll get anymore questions about hot sex, I'll just tell everyone.
September 26th, 2009 7:12 AM
Der: You watched that porn movie I prescribed to take that patients mind off his pain didn't you Mer?
Mer: Yes? Oh I get it, you want me to do that uncomfortable position again don't you.
Der: Yes.
September 26th, 2009 6:35 AM
LOL at David:
Derek: I'm just a guy in a bar...
Lexie: THAT WON'T WORK ON ME!
September 26th, 2009 5:35 AM
Derek: Lexie! You have to take over for me
Lexie: What?!
Derek: I'm desperate. This is married sex and I'm exhausted. And she never stops...I need a break. I never thought married sex should be this hard!
Lexie: You got married on a post-it note. Everything gets hard after that.
September 26th, 2009 4:43 AM
Derek: Hey Little Grey, wanna come over and play?
September 26th, 2009 3:41 AM
Lexie : (thinking) Mark's place is a bit like my crapartement. I think I am gonna steal some stuffs here.
Derek : Hey!! Lil-Grey! I think you only steal hospital's stuffs?
Lexie : OH! (shock) Err, Chief caught me when I was trying to take some scalpels, and he yelled at me about "Number 12" things, so...DON'T TELL MER, ok?? (runs away) Thanks!!!
September 26th, 2009 3:24 AM
Derek : Meredith, is that you?
Lexie : No, Lexie here..eww (looks at Derek)
Derek : Err just go and pretend you didn't see anything
September 26th, 2009 1:23 AM
Derek: "Hey Lexie?"
Lexie: (uncomfortably) "Yes?"
Derek: "Can you get me a condom out of that left drawer?"
Lexie (eww!)
September 26th, 2009 12:51 AM
Derek: come here lexie!
Lexie: what???
Derek: Mer's not home, come here!
September 25th, 2009 11:03 PM
Derek: I'm just a guy in a bar...
Lexie: THAT WON'T WORK ON ME!
September 25th, 2009 10:50 PM
Derek: (thinking to himself) Haha, Mark, now it's my time for revenge... You slept with my wife, so this means I can sleep with your girlfriend...
September 25th, 2009 9:48 PM
Derek: Hey Lexie; what did it sound like when you broke Marks... you knoww...
Lexie: Um kind of like the snapping of a twig or something like that, why?
Derek: (winces) No reason.
September 25th, 2009 9:39 PM
Derek:Wanna join?
Meredith:Derek!
Derek:What I heard she was the third person on the McSteamy tape.
September 25th, 2009 9:30 PM
you know mer this is the only way she can deal with the grief! and as for the sandwich u made earlier u might want to reconsider eating it right about now!