House the chef? Entertaining for a few moments, but nothing compared to House the doctor.

Our favorite diagnostic expert tried his hand at other hobbies this week, in order to remain clean and happy, but only one thing distracted him from the pain in his leg: medicine.

Does this mean he'll return to his team full-time in the future? And is there even a team left to return to? These answer and more lie ahead with our recap of "Epic Fail."

There were some classic House quotes on the episode. Among our favorites:

Wilson: Is that my laundry?
House: You were running out of socks for me to borrow. | permalink

Thirteen: This might be the best thing I've ever eaten... and yes, I'm including what you're thinking about now. | permalink

Foreman: I feel like Tom Brady's back-up.
Thirteen: Tom Brady's back-up now makes $10 million. | permalink

House: I quit.
Foreman: You can't quit.
House: I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal. | permalink

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