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Supernatural Quotes from "Sympathy for the Devil"

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On last night's fifth season premiere of Supernatural, Sam, Dean, and Bobby had to deal with the ramifications of Lucifer's escape from Hell. 

The early days of the Apocalypse is rarely a fun topic - especially as The Devil found a guy named Nick to try and use as a vessel - but the brothers often kept things as light as they could. Below, we've listed a few of our favorite Supernatural quotes from "Sympathy for the Devil."

Dean: What if we win? I'm serious. I mean, screw the angels and the demons and their crap Apocalypse. They want to fight a war, they can find their own planet. This one's ours, and I say they get the hell off of it. We take 'em all on. We kill the Devil. Hell, we even kill Michael if we have to, but we do it our own damn selves. | permalink
Bobby: You are nine kinds of crazy, boy.
Dean: It's been said. | permalink
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Sarah/Lucifer: I'm not your wife, Nick. I'm an angel.
Nick: An angel?
Sarah/Lucifer: My name is Lucifer.
Nick: Sure. Naturally. Umm... could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed? | permalink
Zachariah: You're Michael's vessel. Or rather, his receptacle.
Dean: I'm a vessel?
Zachariah: You're the vessel. Michael's vessel.
Dean: How? Why, why me?
Zachariah: Because you're chosen! It's a great honor, Dean.
Dean: Oh, yeah. Life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks. | permalink

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