The latest rumors out of Studio 8H at 30 Rockefeller Center is taht Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) and Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) will be hooking up in a steamy porno flick.
We'll pause to let that one sink in for a moment.
Truth be told, it's not Jack and not Liz, but it is a sexy version of the two that goes down courtesy of a porno Tracy Jordan shoots next week. Yes, we're serious.
Here's the deal: If you remember Liz Lemon's "Dealbreakers" idea last season, that turns into a hit book and is primarily based on TGS' lovable nut job Tracy.
One rule reads: "If your husband wears a diamond-studded necklace that says 'open marriage' ... dealbreaker!" Needless to say, Tracy isn't please with her.
Naturally, he purchases the rights to her life story in retaliation, and decides to tell the story of Liz Lemon via porno. And naturally, he turns TGS into the set.
Liz and Jack are going to ... Get. It. On. In a manner of speaking.
As for other future 30 Rock quotes and scenarios on the horizon, two made-up celebrities die and Tracy thinks he's going to be next, thanks to the "celebrity rule of threes."
That said, he may try to off Betty White before he gets his.
Robert Carlock, executive producer of this ridiculousness, says "it's the scariest Halloween ever with Tracy trying to get another celebrity to die before him so he can live."
Broadway star Cheyenne Jackson joins the cast this fall. So far, he's been on for one episode, filling the void in the show of what Jack calls "real America."
Finally, a Halloween-themed episode is a Kenneth-tastic affair, with Jack and Liz going to Kenneth's hometown, Stone Mountain, Ga., for a talent search.
That shouldn't make a mockery of the South. Not at all.