Gossip Girl Caption Contest 71

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Welcome, Gossip Girl minions, to the 71st Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's winner is Blair215. Nice work! The winning caption appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Celine, Blairfan22, ChairFan724 and Trixee.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck again next week ...

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Bree: Refresh my memory about all these girls who are here tonight that you have a history with. It was Blair, Serena, Vanessa, and Jenny right? Am I forgetting anyone?
Nate: Well you CAN'T tell Chuck, but this one time in 5th grade, Georgina and I... Wait what was I talking about? Why are we here? Ooo, shiny things!

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    Xxredheadxx101

    Nate~ Is that a wiggle....or a st
    Bree~ (cuts him off) or a struggle!

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    i love Trixee's :

    Bree : geez- there's no sign of it anywhere...

    Nate : I know- I've been waiting for my storyline since the beginning of the season

    :D

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    Nate: See what happens when they make a scene of us NOT in bed?! We just fall flat!
    Bree: I know... We just look like stiff mannequins on set.

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    Bree: *thinks* I wonder if Nate know he's as boring as this painting?
    Nate: *thinks* I'm bored.

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    Nate: *sigh* I'll never be as hot as Chuck
    Bree: So true, and he has better hair

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    Thanks, NotoriousBass, xoxo!

    Sim

    ''BREE: Do you know that haughty brunette?

    NATE: Yeah, her name is BLAIR and I dated her from pre-school through high school.

    BREE: Oh really?..Okay...and the tall blonde girl, do you know her?

    NATE: You mean SERENA? Yeah, she was my first I lost my virginity to her.

    BREE: But you just said Blair was your girlfriend...okay let's move on. And that little blonde?

    NATE: It's JENNY and...I gave her her first kiss.

    BREE: Hum! At least I know the bohemian girl is not your style, isn't it?

    NATE: Actually, VANESSA is my last ex-girlfriend.

    BREE: Oh my God...

    NATE: Yes I'm a man whore! Ha ha! Big time! ''

    OMG i love that! you should totally win :)

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    GOSSIP GIRL: Yes, Upper East Siders, he's back! The ultimate golden boy who has it all. After scoring an elitist brunette (BLAIR), a blonde it girl (SERENA), a rags-to-riches virgin (JENNY), a mixed bobo girl (VANESSA), a cougar (CATHERINE), he is now introducing his latest leading lady: a socialite ginger (BREE)! Who can really resist the charms of Man Bangs or, let just say: HE BANGS ???

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    BREE: Do you know that haughty brunette?

    NATE: Yeah, her name is BLAIR and I dated her from pre-school through high school.

    BREE: Oh really?..Okay...and the tall blonde girl, do you know her?

    NATE: You mean SERENA? Yeah, she was my first I lost my virginity to her.

    BREE: But you just said Blair was your girlfriend...okay let's move on. And that little blonde?

    NATE: It's JENNY and...I gave her her first kiss.

    BREE: Hum! At least I know the bohemian girl is not your style, isn't it?

    NATE: Actually, VANESSA is my last ex-girlfriend.

    BREE: Oh my God...

    NATE: Yes I'm a man whore! Ha ha! Big time!

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    BREE: Do you know that haughty brunette?

    NATE: Yeah, her name is BLAIR and I dated from pre-school through high school.

    BREE: Oh really?..Okay...and the tall blonde girl, do you know her?

    NATE: You mean SERENA? Yeah, she was my first I lost my virginity to her.

    BREE: But you just said Blair was your girlfriend...okay let's move on. And that little blonde?

    NATE: It's JENNY and...I gave her her first kiss.

    BREE: Hum! At least I know the bohemian girl is not your style, isn't it?

    NATE: Actually, VANESSA is my last ex-girlfriend.

    BREE: Oh my God...

    NATE: Yes I'm a man whore! Ha ha! Big time!



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