Welcome, Gossip Girl minions, to the 71st Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's winner is Blair215. Nice work! The winning caption appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Celine, Blairfan22, ChairFan724 and Trixee.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck again next week ...

Bree: Refresh my memory about all these girls who are here tonight that you have a history with. It was Blair, Serena, Vanessa, and Jenny right? Am I forgetting anyone?
Nate: Well you CAN'T tell Chuck, but this one time in 5th grade, Georgina and I... Wait what was I talking about? Why are we here? Ooo, shiny things!

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