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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 71 Comments (Page 3)

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  1. Kelsey

    Nate:(Thinking to himself) Hmmm I've already kissed. Serena, check. Blair, Check. Jenny, Check. Vanessa, Check. Catherine, check. Bree, check. who haven't I kissed yet? Oh I know Dorota! thats it she's going to my next girlfriend.

  2. [D.B.E.]
    Rank: Regular Character

    Bree: Nate I'm sorry I uh...
    Nate: Stop it! Just stop!
    Bree: It was a mis-
    Nate: You have no idea, I knew I shouldn't have had the window down in our car.
    Bree: No one saw us-
    Nate: Us? Look at my hair it's all frizzy :[

  3. ChairFan724

    Bree: That painting reminds me of our plot line.
    Nate: You mean it to is dull and lacks relevance and intrigue?

  4. GGfan4life
    Rank: Extra

    *This is Boring*
    So Bree, who is your bestfriend?

  5. Dark Princess

    Nate: Bree, you're not quite B, if you get what I'm saying.
    Bree: But you called Catherine C!
    Nate: That's because I fantasized that she was Chuck.

  6. Sydney

    Bree: (thinking)... Is it just me or does his hair make him look like Zac Efron... I'm just waiting for him to burst into song and dance..... *sighs* I miss those man bangs



    **typo in last**

  7. Sydney

    Bree: (thinking)... Is it just me or does is his hair making him look like Zac Efron... I'm just waiting for him to burst into song and dance..... *sighs* I miss those man bangs.

  8. oomirjam
    Rank: New User

    Bree: The guys standing behind me are looking at my ass, aren't they?
    Nate: Mmmhm....

  9. clarice

    Bree *thinking* I'm really glad we go public. Nate is such a gentlemen - can already imagine us end up sitting on the porch with gray hair, our grandchildren around us... *sigh*

    Nate *thinking* Wow, already three episodes with her. Two more and it's time for another girl-switch and a serious case of Archiburn. I'm getting better than Chuck - damn it!

  10. Chair

    B: You know what Nate, I can't do this anymore. My relationship with my family is already bad but they wouldn't be proud of me doing this either.
    N: YES I knew I could stand still longer!

  11. LoveChair

    Nate: OMG, I can't belive it! Blair and Chuck just went into the men's bathroom! That's like... totally forbidden! I mean, Blair's a girl! What are they gonna do in there? They brought their bidding paddels so maybe they're having a private auction. *thinks* "Man, that's so smart of me. Nobody would get what they're doing, but I did. Yeah."

  12. chair

    Nate: I can't believe you tell me NOW that you're a lesbian.
    Bree: Nate, I told you like three times, but you were constantly busy with that stupid hairstyle of yours!

  13. Joanne Archiass

    Nate: Bree, Romeo and Juliet called and they want their story line back..

    Bree: oh, crap!

  14. GGfan4life
    Rank: Extra

    "Just act like our parents approve, and no one will think we are high class rebels"

  15. Retooser

    Nate: (pouting) I can't believe they're slicking my hair back again.
    Bree: He can not be serious...

  16. Kayla

    bree: how about behind that big statue
    nate: just because we decided to go public doesnt mean we can do IT in public

  17. ChairBear
    Rank: Guest Star

    @Blair215 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. I hope that wins. it's awesome. :)

  18. Gu

    Bree: Is that our chemistry over there?

    Nate: Whatever it is, it's having spasms...

  19. sweetaing

    nate:look at those silly kids..
    bree:it's my parents....
    nate:*danm it

  20. Sarah

    Nate: How much do you think they're worth?
    Bree: I'd be willing to spend $5000 to have those.
    Nate: Really? I think at least $10,000.
    Bree: Why are you bidding on Serena's boobs?

  21. Elisa

    Nate: *thinking* Older women are so damn hot. Older women are so damn hot. Hmmm... I've been with Bree for 3 episodes already. Maybe its time to bid on a new dame tonight. Hmmm. (In comes a 30 something sexy socialite auctioneer) *Immediately casts a deep Joey grin* Well, hello there!

    Bree: :O I knew it! I should never have gone public with Nate tonight. Now everyone's gonna know I slept with a manwhore! Its such a cougar town in here!

  22. NatesBbyxoxo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Bree;; Is that Chuck Bass? Wow He is Hott

    Nate;; Great now your gonna leave me too??

  23. lickherwounds- Dair
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: *looking at T.V. screen while an episode of Gossip Girl is playing,* I don't understand why Chuck and Blair get all the screetime, I really dont!

    Bree: Nate......

    Nate: I can be as ineresting as them, really! *grabs Bree's hand.* We're Bree and Nate, Nate and Bree!

    Bree: Nate...just......no

  24. allisonn
    Rank: Regular Character

    OMG BLAIR215's made me laugh.

  25. Stella
    Rank: Leading Character

    Nate: Well, Bree. These crazy kids over there are my friends. The tall blonde with the red dress, and the two brunettes in the front row who are yelling at each other.
    Bree: Quite impressive. Maybe I should go home and play the banjo a bit. This is waaay to less Midwestern for me.
    Nate: Yeah, let's go. Serena is with Carter now anyway.


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