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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 71 Comments (Page 4)

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  1. B

    Nate: I can't believe you.

    Bree: I'm sorry, Nate! I've already told you a thousand times, I'm SORRY!

    Nate: We've been together for almost three weeks now. We've done everything with each other, Bree and why couldn't you tell me this?! I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a lesbian!

  2. Blair215

    Nate: I skipped the High School Musical 4 audition for this?

  3. julia

    Nate: So you buy something?
    Bree: Are you kidding? I'm broke! because of Carter!
    Nate Carter?
    Bree: Yes, I slept with him ... and the family found ... and ...(look down)
    Nate: Oh ... (say calmly)
    Nate: What the hell did you do?? (get angry)
    Bree: I slept with him! (you look satisfied)
    Nate: You(you splatter)...you know I just remembered I have to wash my cat.
    Bree: but Nate! you do not have a cat!(you laugh)
    Nate: Yes I do, have to run.
    Bree: Oh ... so run to little j!
    Nate: Shut up! don`t insult Jenny!
    Bree: That was that? you still love her!
    Nate: (go then go back to Bree) yes and what?
    Bree: you are such a loser!(you smile evil)
    Nate:ok...(get close to her, whispering in her ear)..i`m the loser! but you are the bitch!(you wink at her and then you leave)

  4. GoldenUnderpants
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Bree: Nate, i didn't slap you, i high-fived your face.
    Nate: Hmpft.

  5. John

    Bree: OMG! Dan is so hot!
    Nate: OMG! Dan is so hot!

  6. Prom Queen (sorry Klaus-Kol is hotter)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: If I blink right now, I'll make Dan's pants fall.

  7. ChairBear
    Rank: Guest Star

    Bree: Why are you glaring daggers at that guy?
    Nate: He was my barber. Until he cut my man-bangs.

  8. ChairBear
    Rank: Guest Star

    Bree: Mmmm...who's that?
    Nate: That's the guy who stole my man-bangs.

  9. Emina

    Bree: Check out that nice piece of ass on that guy.
    Nate: I've seen better.

  10. ChairBear
    Rank: Guest Star

    ROFLMAO ChairFan724 =)) LOVED IT!

  11. Susie BC
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chace Crawford: What are you looking at, Joanna? You look like you're looking hard at something.
    Joanna: I'm trying to look for a better storyline.

  12. ChairFan724

    Nate: This painting, by far, is my favorite item here. I mean look at it! The shapes, the contours of the lines, the way that shadow falls perfectly-
    Bree: Nate, that's not a picture, that's a mirror.
    Nate: I know, right?! I wish the man-bangs were here to see this...

  13. rachie

    Bree: ooh check out that guy's sexy hair
    Nate: *glare* not as sexy as mine...

  14. soccerstar0813
    Rank: Extra

    Bree: Nate
    Nate: Hmmm...
    Bree: I can see a very vacant dark room over there, you wanna?
    Nate: No thanks, I'd rather stay here and look like a hot statue.
    Bree: Suit Yourself, hey, man with paddle, you wanna?

  15. soccerstar0813
    Rank: Extra

    Nate (talking to himself): Sucks to be boring.

    Bree: Walking away now.

    Nate: HEY!

  16. BlairCorneliaBassxo
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Bree: This place is about as exciting as our love story.
    Nate: Totally

  17. Michaela S

    Bree: Maybe if we stand her long enough without moving people will think we are statues up for sale and buy us.
    Nate: Yeah I have already been used as a pay for service and I am not going down that road again.

  18. Cat

    Nate (thinking)-Wow, my story line has gotten so boring that all I can do is stare off into space with another one of my secret relationships standing to my right while everyone obsesses over Chuck and Blair.

  19. a.chatter

    Bree: So let me get this straight. You were together with Blair, who is now with Chuck, then you hooked up with Vanessa, who slept with Chuck twice, then you had a fling with Jenny, whom Chuck almost had sex with. And this was all after you had sex with Serena who Chuck also attempted to sleep with? Does that mean eventually that Chuck and i-
    Nate: Don't even say it.

  20. gossipgirlluvr

    Tyra Banks: That's right, hold that pose! Now, SMIZE!

  21. kayk

    Nate: so i think if we stand like this that no one will find out about our relationship!

    Bree: i thougt we were going public?

    Nate: ssssssssssst wait serena's boobs are about to go public!

  22. UntouchableGossiper
    Rank: Extra

    Bree: *sigh* Is they're ANYPLACE they won't have sex?!
    Nate: Not likely.
    Bree: *Glaring at him* ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?! SHE'S YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND AND HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. I WOULD DIE FROM SHAME!
    Nate: *No Answer out of fear for his life*
    Bree: *still fuming* WELL?!
    Nate: ...He's Chuck Bass?

  23. Save a Chair, Chuck a Blair!
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Nate: Chuck, I didn't come out of hiding to watch you and Blair get creative with bidding paddles.

    Bree: Hmm...I can see why she was never satisfied with you.

    Nate: *tries to think of comeback*

  24. Leee
    Rank: Regular Character

    Bree: You see, we're like a mordern day Romeo and Juliet!
    Nate: Only less exciting.

  25. jess

    Bree "Really you used to know them?( looking at blair, chuck and serena.

    Nate " ya but that was a long time ago when I had a story line"


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