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  1. Blair215

    Bree: Refresh my memory about all these girls who are here tonight that you have a history with. It was Blair, Serena, Vanessa, and Jenny right? Am I forgetting anyone?

    Nate: Well you CAN'T tell Chuck, but this one time in 5th grade, Georgina and I...Wait what was I talking about? Why are we here? oooo shiny things!

  2. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Bree: My family is mad at me thanks to you. (Turns away from Nate angry)

    Nate: (Turns away and rolls his eyes as he thinks) Give it a few more episodes honey and you'll be gone. I didn't get named classwhore for nothing.

  3. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    Bree: (thinking) I can't believe Carter Baizen is in town. He is so finished.

    Nate: (thinking) I can't believe Carter Baizen is in town and with Serena? So much for, 'I'm just going out for ice'. Chuck was right he's bad news... Breaks my heart everytime.

  4. Natibabi

    Bree:(looking at Chuck)..I'd hit it.
    Nate: I heard you.

  5. stacexface

    Bree: Holy cow is that the infamous Chuck Bass?
    Nate: *thinking* Now he can even get my girl without doing anything. Is there anything Chuck can't do?

  6. SimplyShelbySJL
    Rank: Guest Star

    I won last weeks? This just brightened my day! Thanks so much!

  7. chasecrawford!!

    Nate : where are chuck and blair sneeking off to with their bidding paddles?
    Bree : probably just to return them ...
    Nate : hey is that champagne in chuck's hand?

  8. Dark Princess

    Chace: I am very, very, very upset about this.

    Joanna: Chace, you're just going to have to accept it. Ed is totally hotter than you.

  9. chasecrawford!!

    Nate : Dammit, we have to wait a whole week to see Tyra Banls
    Bree : oh Nate, like we'll see them, we probably dont have any lines next episode

  10. uknouloveme

    Nate: i hate you
    (looks away and folds arms)
    Bree: what did i do now??
    Nate:the colors and shapes on your dress are making it hard for me to see your chest.Why cant you be more like serena????
    Bree-ohh godd. (looks away)
    Nate-i cant take it! i need advil, you kno how optical illusions, making me dizzy, gosh!!

  11. Serena&Carter Rock
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: I can't believe Vanessa is getting more airtime and decent storyline(s) than me.

    Bree: *thinking to herself* I wonder when daddy's next hunting trip is

  12. Katie B
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: I hate functions like this. I never know whether to try and discuss the art, or just find a corner and a drink to wait it out. I feel like I never sound intellectual enough.

    Bree: Is that a head or a butt? Yep, that's a butt. Wow. Yeah, that is a b-u-t-t. Nice.

  13. dolita

    bree : man grandpa van der bilt is hot,i'd do him over nate any time...
    nate : hey firelocks,you just said that out loud

  14. ChairvsDair

    Nate: Wow we are the most boring people on the show..
    Bree: Speak for yourself I got a story line with Carter Baizen

  15. Blair Bass

    nate looking at painting
    nate: hmmm its like its trying to tell me something
    bree: nate its a picture of a apple
    nate: really i thought it had more of a vegetable vibe
    bree thinking "a man can be both hot and smart my ass"

  16. Daniela

    Nate: Thinking ( hmmmmm any older ladies I can hook up with here)
    Bree: Nate why do you keep staring at that woman, what is wrong with you?
    Nate: Hey do you have a picture of your Mom, I bet she looks just like you, but older, more experience and money, Um I mean I just want to see if you look like her.
    Bree: Actually I look like my Dad.
    Nate: Is he single?

  17. KayleeCrawford

    Nate - Bree... I didn't know your dress was up for auction...

  18. GoldenUnderpants
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Bree: The voices are telling me to kill you....
    Nate: Yeah the voice being Vanessa, V will you just quit it ?

  19. GoldenUnderpants
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Nate: Banana has three syllables.....
    Bree: What ?
    Nate: Um....you look pretty ?
    Bree: Aww thank you sweetie.
    Nate: *phew*

  20. GoldenUnderpants
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Nate: Do i look sexy like this ?
    Bree: No you fool.... i do.
    Nate: *Hmpf*

  21. GoldenUnderpants
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Gossip girl: Hey Uppereast siders, looks like our cutie couple Nate and Bree are having difficulties, you know what they say absence makes the heart grow fonder......maybe staying in a room together for a whole episode wasn't the best idea....

  22. J123
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: Hey, I'm wearing two belts!
    Bree: Carter's looking fiiine

  23. J123
    Rank: Regular Character

    Bree: I hate that pianting! Ugh!
    Nate: Just one more episode, as usual...one more episode...calm, Archilbald...

  24. J123
    Rank: Regular Character

    Joanna Garcia: Where are all the cameras?
    Chace: Maybe they got bored of us. I know I did...

  25. Chairalicious

    Nate: Bree, I like you a lot, but Serena, Blair, Vanessa and every other girl I ever hooked up with thought my manbangs were cute!
    Bree: This makes you look more mature.
    Nate: * pout * hmpf.


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