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October 3rd, 2009 6:07 AM
Cristina: Me and Owen just had a post-it note wedding!
Meredith: Yay! (thinking) I'll just wait till Derek's chief, then all my problems will be solved...
October 3rd, 2009 12:31 AM
We are all so happy and fit after we didn't get any sleep for 48 hours!
October 2nd, 2009 10:45 PM
Cristina: "I'm pregnant with triplets!"
Mark: "Yeah! my sister's having my babies!"
(remember, from "Friends" with Phoebe's brother?)
October 2nd, 2009 9:29 PM
Meredith & Lexie: Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the park. Buy me some peanuts
Mark: and cracker jacks...
Meredith, Lexie, Mark: I don't care if we ever get back!!!
Christina: Geezz........is that really appropriate when a third of lil Grey's class has been fired.
October 2nd, 2009 9:05 PM
Cristina: Owen and I are having a baby!
October 2nd, 2009 7:44 PM
Lexie - (to Cristina) I just wanted to say that I admire you...and I think you're really pretty.
Mark - I agree!
October 2nd, 2009 6:29 PM
Cristina: I finally hit a home run!!
Mark: That lucky son of a gun.
October 2nd, 2009 6:28 PM
Cristina: Guess what? I saw the chief's layoff list and me, Mer, & Mark aren't on it!!
Everyone **woohoo**
Lexie: Wait, huh?
October 2nd, 2009 5:19 PM
Cristina: Guess what! I-
Mark: Cristina, imma let you finish, but Lexie has a totally better story than you!
October 2nd, 2009 5:18 PM
Mark: Put yo hands in the air like you just dont care!
October 2nd, 2009 4:37 PM
derek: hey did you hear addie is sleeping with a married man!
christina: can you say slut!
meredith:hey at least she's not sleeping with her best friends spouse !
mark: hey !
lexie:come on babe! I mean you had to know that one was coming
mark : yeah I know , by the way sorry man
derek: yeah yeah , just stay away from mer! one grey is enough for you !
lexie : I second that !
meredith: me too !
owen ! oh my god ! and I'm the one that needs the shrink ? yeah no !
October 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Cristina: Good news or bad news?
Mark: Good news.
Cristina: I didn't get fired.
Mereidth: GREAT!
Lexie: Bad news?
Cristina: I think I found my new passion..BASEBALL.
October 2nd, 2009 4:19 PM
Cristina: YES! Lexie drank it all!
Mark: Dammit (pulls out wallet)
Lexie: Excuse me?
Cristina: There are dissolved eggs in there. One less resident to fight for my job!
October 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Cristina: I'm KOREAN..Ugh plastic surgeons
Mark: What it's not like I'd fix your face to make you look like a Grey sister
Lexie & Meredith: WHAT??
October 2nd, 2009 3:34 PM
Thanks McNorway!
October 2nd, 2009 3:31 PM
Lexie: Wait.. I shouldn't be drinking, I'm pregnant!
Mark: You are?! SCOREEE!
October 2nd, 2009 3:29 PM
Haha, lots of hilarous ones already! I espesially love that last one from Cazdamonkey.
October 2nd, 2009 3:28 PM
Cristina: Violets fine and she got her baby back!
Mark: Yeah, woo!
Meredith: Cool!
Lexie: Who the hells Violet?
October 2nd, 2009 3:24 PM
Cristina: Dammit Mark! Put some pants on!
October 2nd, 2009 3:22 PM
Cristina: Guess what?
All: What?
Cristina: George had a will of $1000000, and he signed it to me the day before he got push- I mean, jumped in front of the bus! Yay!
October 2nd, 2009 2:36 PM
Christina: When I say Jump you say..
Mark: ..How high-igh!
October 2nd, 2009 2:27 PM
christina: OWEN CAMES!
mark: threesomeeeee!
lexie: oh no no no
mer: what about foursome?
October 2nd, 2009 2:23 PM
Cristina: Mark, you win...
Mark: Yay!
Lexie: But...that's not fair! He cheated...
October 2nd, 2009 1:56 PM
Mark: GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!
Cristina: Wrong sport, you idiot!
October 2nd, 2009 1:55 PM
Lexie (thinking): I love Mark put he should really think about switching to a stronger deodorant.