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October 26th, 2009 12:46 PM
Alex: You know why i'm ungry?
Cristina: Why? Because Izzie left?
Alex: NO. Because we both are 40 years old actors playing 30 years old doctors. She is 27. With GA time Lexie should still be in high school. So how is she one of us now?
Lexie: Well GA would last 15 years. Soon you all be gone, and i 'll become the lead star of the show. Can't wait...
October 26th, 2009 11:58 AM
Lexie: They're not even doctors! They come in here, with their pretty orange scrubs all standing out and shiny and they steal our patients!
Alex: And get us fired.
Cristina: And make us miss Burke.
(Alex and Lexie awkwardly avoid eye contact)
October 25th, 2009 9:21 PM
Alex- what am i doing here?
Lexie- i need to go to the bathroom
Christina you need to learn ow to hold it like i do
October 25th, 2009 5:49 PM
Christina: It's Nosedive!
Lexie: I hate them...
Alex: That bastard, he got Izzie fired!
October 25th, 2009 3:46 PM
Cristina: I can't believe them.
Lexie: Yeah, this is so juvenile.
Alex: You have to admit, it's kind of brilliant. I mean, how the heck did they manage to glue us to our chairs?
October 25th, 2009 2:58 PM
Christina: Look at them, all happy and smiley
Lexie: Do they get it? One of us is gunna get fired!?
Christine: It's not gunna be me!
Alex: I hope it's Nose Dive, he's a jerk!
October 25th, 2009 12:19 PM
Cristina: Damn! This is what I get. Sleep with my stupid PTSD boyfriend and Bailey gives me a time out!
Lexie: Ugh! Break your boyfriends appendage and you get a time out. From Bailey.
Alex: Marry the cancer girl who up and leaves you? No don't do it man, Bailey will give you a time out!
Derek (out of shot): So what did I do!
All Three: You made Meredith non-dark and twisty!!!
October 25th, 2009 12:12 PM
Cristina (thinking): Hmmm, maybe I can convince Shonda to bring Burke back since he is out of job anyway. I seemed to have no cardio OR sex life this season! I am soooooo bored. Maybe I should have a kid like Ellen, Katherine, Chyler....
Lexie (thinking): Come on, light up, light up! Why can't I get the candle burning like Bonnie in the Vampire Diaries?!!! I am sure I have super witch powers! My photographic memory is getting old.
Alex (thinking): What was Izzie trying to tell me when she kept screaming "Life As We Know It" over the phone? Why did she leave me? Why? Why? Why?
October 25th, 2009 10:13 AM
Lexie: This sucks.
Christina: Good one bambi jr.
Alex: When in doubt watch hot chicks getting pissed
October 25th, 2009 8:03 AM
Cristina: Pfheeeuuu! Who the hell did it?!
Alex: Wasn' me!
Lexie: Me neither.
Cristina: Well somebody farted and you both look bloated...
October 25th, 2009 4:48 AM
Lexie: I hate those Mercy Westers!!! They are so so... mean!!!
Christina: I doubt they are real doctors! They propably are vets!!!
Lexie: Or interns!!!
Alex: Vets are good people..They care about animals.. This ass Charley made Iz go!!! We have to take them down!!!
October 25th, 2009 12:44 AM
Lexie: April will get fired.
Alex: I will have Izzie's number.
Christina: That's right, use the force.
October 25th, 2009 12:32 AM
Lauren and David's are beautiful!!!!
October 24th, 2009 10:55 PM
Alex (the new 007): Bailey's treating us like children, we're not children! We shouldn't have to sit out here like we're in time-out or something.
Meredith (voice over): It is a time-out. What you did is way in need of a time-out.
Cristina: You realize we could get kicked out of the program for this?
Izzie (through a phone, voice over): Not we, I did this. I did this. I distracted Alex all week. You're probably right, maybe I should run. But I'd rather be running towards someone than running away.
Chief (walking up to the group): Yang, Shep's asking for you.
Cristina: Uh, to mount a coup d'etat against you?
Chief: Yes, hurry up.
Cristina: Uh, I-- I can't. I'm in a time-out.
Chief: Time-out's over, Yang he needs you to vote against me! (they walk off)
October 24th, 2009 8:45 PM
Lexie: I hate this merger!
Alex: I hate Izzie for leaving me!
Christina: I hate Meredith for not being here! Damn you Lexie!
Lexie: What did I do?
Christina: "Give me my dad!!" and all the crying, everyone knows that Meredith falls for tears!
Lexie: Well, I heard that you cried last episode, guess we're even...
October 24th, 2009 8:27 PM
Lexie: Why are they staring at us? Don't they have anything else to do?
Christina: There IQ is the same as an orange, what else can they possibly do?
Alex: Roll there eyes?
October 24th, 2009 6:48 PM
Lexie "I can't believe the new guys stole our lunch money!"
Cristina "Bullies"
Alex "I'm gonna tell the Chief on them"
October 24th, 2009 5:11 PM
Cristina-Ready
Lexi-Aim
Alex-Fire
October 24th, 2009 4:42 PM
Lexie: To win, we need something to spice our preformance up! We need to be NOTICED!
Cristina: You know what? You're right. Someone get Alex some hair extensions. And Lexie - shave you're head. Or at least cut your hair very short.
Alex: Oh, NO--
Cristina: NO BUTS. Get on it.
*silence*
Cristina: NOW!
October 24th, 2009 4:04 PM
cristina: seriously!! who farted??
October 24th, 2009 3:41 PM
Cristina: I can't believe I'm here. I was never called for detention.
Lexie: Me neither.
Alex: Shut up. I've been in detention all my life.
October 24th, 2009 12:49 PM
Chyler: (thinking) I've gotta go pick Noah up from kindergarten, Taelyn up from the nursery and Aniston from the nanny...
Justin (thinking): I've gotta go pick Isabella up from her cheerleading practice, pick the twins up from school and pick Eva up from ballet class....Luckily Keisha has Jackson taken care of...
Sandra: (thinking) Aren't I lucky I don't have kids...yet?
October 24th, 2009 12:15 PM
Justin: Dude, do they all have to bring their kids to the set?
October 24th, 2009 12:07 PM
All thinking: Cralexie? Seriously?
October 24th, 2009 11:23 AM
Meredith-(standing in front of them) Right, nobody moves until you tell me who stole my sparkle pager!?!?