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Arizona: We really are camping.
October 24th, 2009 10:24 AM
Christina: Burke or Owen? Burke or Owen? A threesome would be nice.
Alex: Why won't Denny get off the phone? He's blocking up Izzie's message bank and I can't get through to her.
Lexi: Why am I so pastey?
October 24th, 2009 10:15 AM
Alex (to Lexie): So, how's it going with April? Bad mood? Good mood? "Crap, I almost killed a patient" mood?
Lexie: Uh, I think it's more "I hate sitting in a hall waiting to be yelled at" mood.
Cristina: Well, for what it's worth, I take issue with their orange colored scrubs. I mean, what self-respecting surgeon wears orange colored scrubs?
Lexie: This is what I'm saying.
October 24th, 2009 9:08 AM
Lexie: *constipated, farts*
Cristina: *consciously wants to cover her nose*
Alex: *flinches with the smell*
October 24th, 2009 8:47 AM
Alex: Izzie left me...
Lexie: My dad's a drunk...
Cristina: I have so got to pee...
October 24th, 2009 7:59 AM
Cristina: I miss Burke.
Alex: I miss Izzie.
Lexie: I miss getting laid.
October 24th, 2009 6:35 AM
All 3: I need a real surgery!!!
Christina: Deam - I miss Burke...
Alex: I miss Addison...
Lexie: I miss them bought... oh wait, who are they anyway?
Christina, Alex: our exes...
Lexie: Does all docters screw with residents???
October 24th, 2009 6:35 AM
All 3: I need a real surgery!!!
Christina: Deam - I miss Burke...
Alex: I miss Addison...
Lexie: I miss then bought... oh wait, who are they anyway?
Christina, Alex: our exes...
Lexie: Does all docters screw with residents???
October 24th, 2009 5:31 AM
*waiting for test results*
Christina: I can't be pregnant, it's not me. I haven't had sex since... I can't even remember!
Lexie: It can't be me, I know, I can feel that... and we're using protection with Mark.
Alex: So you're saying that I'm the one whose pregnant? With my absent wife maybe?!
October 24th, 2009 5:05 AM
All 3 thinking : This is doomsday...
October 24th, 2009 4:32 AM
Lexie: I'm so ready to draw the line with those Mercy Westers
Alex: Psych them out, the first rule of how to win a fight.
Cris: And staring them out; and snarling that works too.
October 24th, 2009 3:51 AM
Yang: they're leeches. blood sucking leeches
Lexie: they think they can do whatever they want. THEY CAN'T DO WHATEVER THEY WANT!
Alex: screw them. screw this. I'm gonna call izzie again.
October 23rd, 2009 11:42 PM
Alex: alright who farted.
October 23rd, 2009 11:18 PM
Christina: Crap! I'm gonna get fired, I just KNOW IT!!!
Alex: Crap! Izzies never gonna come back!!
Lexie: Crap! I've been sitting here FORVER... Oh no.. Crap! CRAP!!!! OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!!!
October 23rd, 2009 10:28 PM
Cristina: I got pregnant.
Alex: I was abandoned.
Lexie: I was perfect. Haha, your lives suck.
October 23rd, 2009 10:25 PM
Lexie: I think it's my fault.
Cristina: I think it's your fault.
Alex: IT'S ALL IZZIE'S FAULT!
October 23rd, 2009 6:54 PM
Christina: *thinking* Are we done yet, I've really got to pee.
Lexie: *thinking* Okay, stare them down, don't blink don't blink... *sigh*
Alex- Dude, this is crap.. *thinking* way to go nose dive... douche (smirks)
October 23rd, 2009 6:13 PM
Alex: I can't believe there's another syphillis outbreak.
Lexie: I can't believe they think I have syphillis!
Cristina: You're the one that sleped with a recovering man-whore.
October 23rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Cristina: shit
Lexie: i didnt do it i didnt do it!!!!
Alex: eww did they even care to bathe today....
October 23rd, 2009 5:46 PM
"Dude....thats an axe we havent had something like this since those frosbitten mountain climbers came in a few seasons ago"
October 23rd, 2009 5:44 PM
all thinking
Alex- Izzie will come back to be right---- yeah she will---just in case maybe i should give ava a call see if she's out of crazy town
Christina- I love burke...i mean owen!
Lexie- I think i can kick their butt, yeah i will
*phone rings* AVA?
BURKE?
LET ME AT UM!!!!!!!!!!!
October 23rd, 2009 4:52 PM
These are all pretty good lol
October 23rd, 2009 4:23 PM
Cristina: Hate those McOrangies...
Lexie: They're not team players!
Alex: Nose dive!
October 23rd, 2009 4:20 PM
Christina: Seriously!? do we have to sit here and watch these fruit loops steal our surgeries!
Lexie: fruit loops...i HATE fruit loops...them with their stupid sugar coating and stupid bright cheery colors...theyre bad for your health anyway and dont even taste good! *slams fists in to arm rest*
Christina & Alex: *turn and look at lexie all funny*
Alex: Dude! What the hell is wrong with you!
October 23rd, 2009 4:14 PM
"I can't believe we're in time out again, what is this preschool or a hospital?!"
October 23rd, 2009 4:11 PM
Alex: This is our playground and we own it!
Lexie: Let's take them down!
Cristina: 1... 2.... 3...